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 Name: Senator Steven Armstrong Age: Unknown, mid-40s Gender: All MAN, baby! Nationality: U S of-fuckin'-A Style: Brawler, Psychopath Size: Heavyweight Gimmick: Evil Hulk Hogan on nano-roids. Juiced up on AMERICA, son! A super-patriotic idealistic nutjob bent on reinventing 'The American Dream'. Believes in survival of the fittest. Resents the mass media, guys named Jack, guys named Raiden, current liberal crybaby safe space America, University of Oklahoma, soft-rear end poo poo. Played college football(, ya know!) at University of Texas. Presidential shoo-in. Finisher: Nano-Buster (Muscle Buster, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZXUNZjWTc8) Longhorn Gore (Spear from a 3-point stance) Dispostion: Heel
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 : I have a dream that one day America will be free of liberals, stupid loving Internet memes, chickenshit bureaucrats, Jeb Bush, pussy rear end socialists, and lazy video game virgins. In MY America, the strong will reign. We WILL make America great again, and it starts right here in the SLDubya.
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nine-gear crow posted:
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nine-gear crow posted:Guys, good picks and all, but Kenny isn't in ULC. Sorry. It's just that I don't want there to be thrown out votes. Fixed mine, I apparently can't read
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 : Thanks for joinin' us on the show tonight, we have a real good one for ya. Tonight we have a REAL American, a TRUE patriot, and a drat fine human being gracing us with his presence. This man bleeds the red, white, and blue, ladies and gentlemen. He's out there every day defending the rights and freedoms you and your families enjoy so much. He's the Republican Senator from Colorado: Steven Armstrong. Ya there, Senator? : *heavy static*: Senator we're having a hard time hearing you. Someone adjust his feed, please.: -cheap Chinese poo poo, motherfuck-: Senator can you hear me?: Yeah, hi Alex. Great setup you've got here.: Thank you Senator. That means a lot. It's great to have you on the show. I want you to know that the family and I watched your match, and I became very sweaty. Very sweaty. I felt like I was in there with you, bare-chested and defending freedom. I'm so relieved we have someone strong like yourself that can stand up to the binge-drinking globalist agenda and their attempts to roll our fine country into the rest of the trash on this planet. : ...Alex you idiot I didn't-: I gotta say though, Senator, that it's shameful JUST SHAMEFUL that Palpatine, snake that he is, sabotaged your efforts by allowing the Reptilians to include their drat genetically-bred battle cat in the match and mess it all up. It's not fair. *slams desk* IT"S NOT FAIR! It brings a drat TEAR TO MY EYE, SENATOR!: *to someone in the background* Someone hang up on this dipshit!: Senator I wish I could give my entire body to you, for you to use in this crusade against the globalist and their evil. My body, my spirit...: *click*: *bursts into ugly, ugly tears*
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