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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Al Bundy vs Goldberg? Who wins.

Goldberg wants to impress his son, but Al found out that Peg took the one good credit card they had left shopping.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The correct answer :mmmsmug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Goldust should have tried to put a wig on Goldberg's head.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kuroyama posted:

Is there any WWE woman we wouldn't say this about?

Charlotte was married to Bram

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That was one of the only cool things late-era WCW ever did :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kuroyama posted:

Isn't Rovert the only one who has massive hate for Charlotte though?

Maybe I misread the original post, I thought it was asking if there was anybody we WOULDN'T say was lucky to be married to a wrestler :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

Goldberg, trains for 6, maybe 7 weeks, he doesn't know

Annhilates Brock Lesnar

Haha I know right, that was awesome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"And she berated me for 10 minutes while I just stood there saying nothing...."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God are we getting JeriKO talking poo poo about Goldberg!?! :swoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Battle of the Dads 2016 gonna own

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rey Mysterio needs to come back so he can form a team with Goldberg and instead of matches they just go up and down the entrance ramp making little kids happy :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Digital Jedi posted:

How does the Rumble work with the brand splitt? Winner fights their brand champion?

This is pure assumption on my behalf, but I'm guessing there will be 15 from each brand competing, winner gets to challenge their brand's champion at Mania (or maybe get the choice of which champ they want to face?)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Also they go back in time before RAW literally murdered Bayley and team with her, too

:agreed:

Welp, we've done our part, time for somebody else to pick up the slack.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Adam Pearce is backstage shaking with rage

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

It's not what I want but it is inevitable

An excited Vince McMahon insists on them being on Raw, has big plans to build the tag division around them. Finally meets them and just stands red-faced shaking with rage not saying a word the entire time, finally flips his desk, power walks through the wall and back to Connecticut where he gently strokes the statue of Andre the Giant and weeps for what has become of his industry.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

who the hell is wade barrett

A good and cool dude.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE TAPPED! :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The_Rob posted:

I enjoy watching 2 dogs play with dog toys and roll around in grass.

If you pick up the ball and throw it they'll run after it and bring it back to you :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

Close Your Eyes (and Count to gently caress) is my least favorite RTJ song

It is the weirdest cover of Christian's theme song, that's true.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rusev raises a good point.....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I hope Enzo doesn't catch cold. It's chilly out tonight.

Nobody even asked how he was doing :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

but.... didn't Sami WANT to have a match with Braun Strowman?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Remember how last night there was a chance for the Cruiserweight Division to be saved by going to Smackdown and instead Vince decided to make a tall guy look important?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...tha... THAT"S NOT EVEN ENGLISH HE'S SPEAKING! :argh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pinwiz11 posted:

How can 205 be live if the Cruiserweights are on RAM?

They're literally paying them for an extra day of travel/being on the road after going out of their way to prevent their own storyline reason for shifting them entirely to Tuesdays.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owens is here to support his buddy :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

I gasped at "Are you?"

:ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Who cares?"

:derp::supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mommy and Daddy are staying together :kiddo:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hair conditioner brothers :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo Roman woke up from his nap!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's a really great face/heel dynamic going on between these two teams.

There's just one slight problem with that.......

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Wait, if they're banned what's the point of the no dq?

Well if they interfere then Seth or Owens will be DQed! DUH!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So is Big Cass saying that Enzo had an erection earlier?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Welp Enzo kinda deserved that!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

He died and went to the Hell of lovely Movies, where he must forever act in bad movies that get released direct to DVD.

It is nice that WWE Films kept him under contract after he left the wrestling side of things.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chris James 2 posted:

A place with Wade Barrett and Danny Trejo is a place I wanna go

I remember I saw some documentary once about terrible direct-to-video movies (might have been part of a Louis Theroux series on LA?) and he talks to the star of a series of TERRIBLE direct-to-video movies. He asked the guy if he thought the movies were good and the guy laughs and says,"No, they're terrible, just awful." When asked why he starred in them then, he said,"See that lovely house behind me there? I own it and I don't have a mortgage. That's why I make these terrible movies :)"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Why is this match getting so much time?

Rusev shot on Enzo so Goldust has to improvise to get the show back on schedule.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I just realized this show is barely half over :stonk:

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