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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > Week 12 Sit/Start Thread: Welcome to fantasy football. We're all fucked.

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I'm thankful for my 8-3 team in 2nd place where I have a plethora of riches! What are you all thankful for?

quote:

posted:
1) Don't Sit Your Studs. You drafted them high for a reason. ~~Let the player's ADP be your guide for the first 4 weeks or so.~~ Are they putting up a lot of points? Yes? They're studs.
2) Note your scoring settings. Is it PPR? Non-PPR? How many teams? Are there any wacky settings like counting return yards? Be brief but just specific enough for us to get the gist. PLEASE DO THIS!!!!!!
3) Present the options as simply and succinctly as possible. Don't write a novella about how you are on the fence about so-and-so because the weather conditions are yappity-yap and the guy defending him has a fungal infection. Get to the loving point so we can give our thoughts and move on.

Teams on bye: None. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

# ? Nov 22, 2016 19:17

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:56

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Okay I'll get us started. 25 yards per point, 5 points per passing TD.

Palmer @ ATL
Stafford vs MIN

Going with Palmer (also rolling DJ) but I have this hunch that Stafford will do the thing he does where he sucks in last weeks great matchup (check) and goes off on the bad matchup next week. Also he usually has a pretty solid fantasy day on Thanksgiving as well. 5 TDs last year.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 06:44

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Santheb posted:

Okay I'll get us started. 25 yards per point, 5 points per passing TD.

Palmer @ ATL
Stafford vs MIN

Going with Palmer (also rolling DJ) but I have this hunch that Stafford will do the thing he does where he sucks in last weeks great matchup (check) and goes off on the bad matchup next week. Also he usually has a pretty solid fantasy day on Thanksgiving as well. 5 TDs last year.

Palmer. Falcons have minimal pass D.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 06:58

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

LET THE QB UPSIDEBOWL COMMENCE!

(All non-PPR)

Cousins @ Dal
Carr v Car

(I have Reed and Crowder on the roster if that makes any difference)

Also pick a Flex:

Rawls @ TB
Moncrief v Pit
Snead vs LA

And pick two WRs:

Crabtree v Car
Crowder @ Dal
Cooks v LA
Tate v Min

Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Nov 23, 2016

# ? Nov 23, 2016 15:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Ben @ IND or Matt Ryan at home vs ARI?

I know this sounds insane to ask, but I got bit pretty bad by the Steelers not needing to throw at all against the Browns last week and with Luck out I feel like Bell is just going to carry the ball a billion times

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:33

railroad terror: Jul 2, 2007; choo choo

FLEX Option, 1PPR - Willie Snead vs LA Rams (top ten secondary) or Isaiah Crowell vs NYG , or Dennis Pitta vs Cincy

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:57

railroad terror: Jul 2, 2007; choo choo

Intruder posted:

Ben @ IND or Matt Ryan at home vs ARI?

I know this sounds insane to ask, but I got bit pretty bad by the Steelers not needing to throw at all against the Browns last week and with Luck out I feel like Bell is just going to carry the ball a billion times

matt ryan

e: hm....thats a tough one actually. Ryan's been aces this season, but I forgot how well Arizona can do against the pass. Maybe BEN just because it's gonna be Tolzien throwing, meaning more turnover opportunities and more opportunities for Ben to throw TD's.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:58

decypher: Aug 23, 2003; Who else see da leprechaun say yaaaa!

1ppr, pick two.

Blount
Ware
Dez

# ? Nov 23, 2016 17:39

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Ware and Dez

# ? Nov 23, 2016 17:45

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Pick a TE. Standard scoring.

Tyler Eifert @ Baltimore
Travis Kelce @ Denver

# ? Nov 23, 2016 18:26

sector_corrector: Jan 18, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Baltimore's pass defense sucks in general, and we love to lose squeakers to the Bengals. Eifert is also probably going to be one of the main scoring targets for that game. I'd go with Eifert personally.

In a non-PPR standard scoring league, I have a terrible choice between

Donte Moncrief (IND v. PIT) and,
Rishard Matthews (TEN v. CHI)

Moncrief is the better player, but Matthews seems to have a softer match-up.

This is a spot that used to be filled by A.J. Green, btw.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 18:38

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

pubic works project posted:

Pick a TE. Standard scoring.

Tyler Eifert @ Baltimore
Travis Kelce @ Denver

Eifert. At least Dalton has to throw at him.

Full PPR, pick one:

Dion Lewis @ NYJ
Corey Coleman @ NYG
Marvin Jones @ MIN
Isaiah Crowell @ NYG

Same league, pick one:
Jason Witten @ WAS
Kyle Rudolph @ DET

# ? Nov 23, 2016 18:53

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

0.5 PPR need a WR, both play Thursday:

Cole Beasley vs. WSH
Golden Tate vs. MIN

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:22

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

12 team league
.5 ppr

Flex
Snead v LA
or
Marshall v NE

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:37

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

shyduck posted:

0.5 PPR need a WR, both play Thursday:

Cole Beasley vs. WSH
Golden Tate vs. MIN

Cole

The Nards Pan posted:

12 team league
.5 ppr

Flex
Snead v LA
or
Marshall v NE

Snead

My start/sit, bold is current pick
QB help:
20 yards per 1pt and 4 pt tds
Ben @IND *thursday game
Cam @Oak
Carr vsCar

.5ppr for WR, .75 for RB, Need 2 Flex
Ware @DEN
LMiller vs SDC
MEvans vs SEA
ARob @BUF
DThom vs KCC
DevonBook vs KCC
Latavius vs CAR
CamMeredith vs TEN
Tyrell Williams @HOU
JJ Nelson @ATL

Oh yeah, and DST advice
Miami vs SF
Eagles vs GreenBay
Pitt @ IND

MacheteZombie fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Nov 23, 2016

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:49

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Flex standard non-ppr:
Rob Kelley @ DAL
Jamison Crowder @ DAL
Thomas Rawls @ TB
Sterling Shepard @ CLE

I'm leaning towards Rawls

Also Defense:
Ravens vs CIN
Titans @ CHI

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:49

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

schweens posted:

Flex standard non-ppr:
Rob Kelley @ DAL
Jamison Crowder @ DAL
Thomas Rawls @ TB
Sterling Shepard @ CLE

I'm leaning towards Rawls

Also Defense:
Ravens vs CIN
Titans @ CHI

Kelley and Titans

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:52

RisqueBarber: Jul 10, 2005

I don't know who the gently caress I'm starting this week. 6 PATD Standard:

QB:
Matt Ryan
Kirk Cousins

Leaning towards Kirk.

RB: (Starting 3)
Spencer Ware
Thomas Rawls
Theo Riddick
Carlos Hyde
James Starks
Wendell Smallwood

Leaning towards Ware, Rawls, and Hyde.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:54

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

RisqueBarber posted:

I don't know who the gently caress I'm starting this week. 6 PATD Standard:

QB:
Matt Ryan
Kirk Cousins

Leaning towards Kirk.

RB: (Starting 3)
Spencer Ware
Thomas Rawls
Theo Riddick
Carlos Hyde
James Starks
Wendell Smallwood

Leaning towards Ware, Rawls, and Hyde.

Kirk, and the three your leaning towards.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:56

Buane: Nov 28, 2005; When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

I've suddenly got a pretty deep bench in my 12-man league but now it means I need to decide on which guy I flex every week.

Pick one flex, 0.5 PPR:

Allen Robinson @ BUF
Davante Adams @ PHI
James Starks @ PHI
Rob Kelley @ DAL (Thursday)

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:57

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

RisqueBarber posted:

I don't know who the gently caress I'm starting this week. 6 PATD Standard:

QB:
Matt Ryan
Kirk Cousins

Leaning towards Kirk.

RB: (Starting 3)
Spencer Ware
Thomas Rawls
Theo Riddick
Carlos Hyde
James Starks
Wendell Smallwood

Leaning towards Ware, Rawls, and Hyde.

Ryan, Ware, Rawls, coinflip between Hyde and Riddick.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 19:58

Zauper: Aug 21, 2008

Buane posted:

I've suddenly got a pretty deep bench in my 12-man league but now it means I need to decide on which guy I flex every week.

Pick one flex, 0.5 PPR:

Allen Robinson @ BUF
Davante Adams @ PHI
James Starks @ PHI
Rob Kelley @ DAL (Thursday)

I'd probably go with Rob Kelley.

Standard scoring.
I need 2 WRs and a flex:
Crowder (@dal, thursday)
Tyrell Williams (@Hou)
Wallace (Cin)
Ware (@Den)
Tevin Coleman (Ari)

I'm thinking Williams, Crowder, and Ware?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 20:18

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Zauper posted:

I'd probably go with Rob Kelley.

Standard scoring.
I need 2 WRs and a flex:
Crowder (@dal, thursday)
Tyrell Williams (@Hou)
Wallace (Cin)
Ware (@Den)
Tevin Coleman (Ari)

I'm thinking Williams, Crowder, and Ware?

I'd go Wallace, Crowder, Ware

# ? Nov 23, 2016 20:28

MalleusDei: Mar 21, 2007

Cross post from the main thread:

Do I fire up my Rivers/Williams (@Hou) combo, or ride Cousins/Crowder (@Dal) for another week?

Currently have Cousins & Crowder covering last weeks bye.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 21:00

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

MalleusDei posted:

Cross post from the main thread:

Do I fire up my Rivers/Williams (@Hou) combo, or ride Cousins/Crowder (@Dal) for another week?

Currently have Cousins & Crowder covering last weeks bye.

Cousins Crowder.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 21:04

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

Pick three, .5 ppr. I need SAFE points (aka a reliable floor) instead of home runs:

DT vs KC
Fitzgerald @ ATL
Cooks vs LA
Rishard Matthews @ CHI
ARob @ BUF

Leaning Fitz, ARob, Rishard

I like Rishard's usage as of late but am not crazy about the matchup against CHI as it could easily be a low-scoring, grind the clock affair.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 21:13

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

Pick 2RB and 1 Flex .5 ppr

Ajayi @SF
J.Howard @ Ten
L.Murrsy @ Car
J.stewart @ Oak
T.Rawls @TB
C.Meredith @ Ten

# ? Nov 23, 2016 21:28

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

Any ideas for a Bernard replacement? Mine is the team in the left hand column.

Legacy league so I can keep up to 3 players. Anyone who may fit that bill is ideal. IR is potentially fine. Better than Martin and playable now better.

Top Available:

1 PPR, playoffs at week 14

Also:
Dalton or Winston for this week?

e: concised it up.

Knyteguy fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Nov 23, 2016

# ? Nov 23, 2016 21:31

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Suave Fedora posted:

Pick three, .5 ppr. I need SAFE points (aka a reliable floor) instead of home runs:

DT vs KC
Fitzgerald @ ATL
Cooks vs LA
Rishard Matthews @ CHI
ARob @ BUF

Leaning Fitz, ARob, Rishard

I like Rishard's usage as of late but am not crazy about the matchup against CHI as it could easily be a low-scoring, grind the clock affair.

Those three are the safest.

Waroduce posted:

Pick 2RB and 1 Flex .5 ppr

Ajayi @SF
J.Howard @ Ten
L.Murrsy @ Car
J.stewart @ Oak
T.Rawls @TB
C.Meredith @ Ten

JStew, Rawls, Meredith

---------

Need an RB2 and FLEX, 0.5 PPR:

Fat Rob Kelley @DAL
Doug Martin vSEA
Spencer Ware @DEN
B Marshall @NE
Dion Lewis vNYJ

# ? Nov 23, 2016 23:21

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Bellmaker posted:

Those three are the safest.

JStew, Rawls, Meredith

---------

Need an RB2 and FLEX, 0.5 PPR:

Fat Rob Kelley @DAL
Doug Martin vSEA
Spencer Ware @DEN
B Marshall @NE
Dion Lewis vNYJ

I'd say Ware over Doug.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:52

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Waroduce posted:

Pick 2RB and 1 Flex .5 ppr

Ajayi @SF
J.Howard @ Ten
L.Murrsy @ Car
J.stewart @ Oak
T.Rawls @TB
C.Meredith @ Ten

Bellmaker posted:

JStew, Rawls, Meredith

Meredith over Ajayi?

Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 24, 2016

# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:36

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Inspector_666 posted:

Meredith over Ajayi?

I missed that, Ajayi's a no-brainer.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:41

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

JStew @ Oak or Rob Kelley @ Dal?

non PPR

# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:48

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

JStew @ Oak or Rob Kelley @ Dal?

non PPR

Kelley

# ? Nov 24, 2016 02:08

decypher: Aug 23, 2003; Who else see da leprechaun say yaaaa!

Sitting Tyrell and Rawls this week in 1ppr league.

Rolling with

Dez vs Was
Forte vs NE
Jennings @ Cle
Hilton vs Pit
Marshall vs NE

Bench:
Rawls @ TB
Tyrell @ Hou
Stewart @ Oak
Booker vs KC
Lewis @ NYJ

Is this good?

decypher fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Nov 24, 2016

# ? Nov 24, 2016 04:53

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

NFL.com standard rules, no PPR. Pick one WR

Terrelle Pryor V. NYG
Mike Wallace V. CIN

Leaning Pryor because he still gets a shitton of targets and what are the odds the Browns ever have a lead and can run the ball?

# ? Nov 24, 2016 05:00

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

decypher posted:

Sitting Tyrell and Rawls this week in 1ppr league.

Rolling with

Dez vs Was
Forte vs NE
Jennings @ Cle
Hilton vs Pit
Marshall vs NE

Bench:
Rawls @ TB
Tyrell @ Hou
Stewart @ Oak
Booker vs KC
Lewis @ NYJ

Is this good?

Start Rawls for the love of clipboard jesus. Sit Forte.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 05:03

decypher: Aug 23, 2003; Who else see da leprechaun say yaaaa!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Start Rawls for the love of clipboard jesus. Sit Forte.

It's that obvious? Forte has been playing well of late. I do appreciate your input and will plug in Rawls. PPR probably favors Rawls a bit more. But one would be foolish to deny Forte's great resurgence. That said, the Jets loving suck dick and are probably going to be boned hardcore.

decypher fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Nov 24, 2016

# ? Nov 24, 2016 05:55

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

I have both Cam Newton and Kirk Cousins

I am starting Cousins and benching Cam this week. Am I doing a dumb thing? Starting Garcon in a WR spot so it would be risky

# ? Nov 24, 2016 06:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:56

Lothar: Feb 2, 2004; ARRGH YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS DOOMED TO SINK

I seriously have no idea what to do this week. So many hard decisions. Rodgers or Brady?

Rules:

Me vs Opponent:

# ? Nov 24, 2016 07:50

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