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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

MrWillsauce posted:

you look like you got geordi laforge eyes at the end of star trek when he didn't wanna wear the visor anymore

:confused:

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

Nice meltdown OP. Is that you pictured in the OP, OP?

it's my stationary assistant

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
This is all very concerning



But it's comforting to know all jerry mumphreys are handsome with a strong jaw lines

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Don't want to come off as an insensitive prick op but have you considered Goin mechanical ?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Smash it Smash hit posted:

This is all very concerning



But it's comforting to know all jerry mumphreys are handsome with a strong jaw lines

It's always a surprise when goons are attractive

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Enfield posted:

you should get a lot of pencils and bundle them together so it would be a bundle of sticks and put a nametag that says enfirld on it

hehe i just got this but i don't want to give these pencils the satisfaction of being part of something funny

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Don't want to come off as an insensitive prick op but have you considered Goin mechanical ?

like doin it with a robot? yeah

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

it's my stationary assistant

Your loss Mr Mumphrey. Was just about to come out of the closet just for you :wink:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

like doin it with a robot? yeah

Okay good.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i only eat ticonderogas :monocle:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Post the railroad you work for.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Highly intriguing.
This has really given me something to think about.

Thank you.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Op film a video destroying that spawn of Satan plz

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Or film you saying "Smooooookin!!"

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

well looks like the pencil couldn't take being so lovely anymore. can't say i'll miss it

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's better that way

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm suspecting foul play is afoot. How did it have that much heroin in it's system and still able to bend in half????????

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
That's coming out of your yearly budget rear end in a top hat!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

criscodisco posted:

It's better that way

i agree. no one likes to see this happen but it was inevitable. best that his beautiful pencil wife can begin the healing process

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

huh wow jerry mumphrey is an attractive middle aged man. didn't see that coming

sorry about your pencil tho

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
yeah, I mean gently caress that pencil
I'm happy it's dead

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


jerry yo ure handsome

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

shoophobo posted:

yeah, I mean gently caress that pencil
I'm happy it's dead

we should all just move on with our lives and not look into the pencil's tragic suicide

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ranma Fan Art posted:

jerry yo ure handsome

i drink alot of milk

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i drink alot of milk

i cant ell

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

also just lol that you rate a pencil on the eraser on the end. Everyone knows that those are purely for aesthetics. the best pencils don't even have an eraser on the end because everyone knows they're bullshit!

what are you even using an eraser for? just don't make mistakes dumbass

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Hm. Hm. HMMMM.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)



ah, his lovely wife. this must be so hard for you. i'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Jerry Mumphrey posted:



ah, his lovely wife. this must be so hard for you. i'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on

I don't like where this is heading.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jerry Mumphrey posted:



ah, his lovely wife. this must be so hard for you. i'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on

That's a nice Morning star you have there.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

That's a nice Morning star you have there.

what would it take for you to rename yourself Clever_Dan

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


e: also i pass no judgement on cavemen, honky tonk or otherwise. it's just a surprise is all

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)



oh hey fellas. yeah it's a real shame about pencil. weird that he chose my office to do it, right? you guys weren't, uh close with him or anything....were you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

what would it take for you to rename yourself Clever_Dan

Is this some sort of reference?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
holy poo poo NSW that orgy man!!!! whoa your office is kinky AF

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


motherfucker still owed me ten bucks just selfish if you ask me

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