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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

nine-gear crow posted:

A couple of the late game ones, the plane is a real bastard.
What, do the guns come loaded? Is the pilot also a soul-eating time wizard?

...is Rico flying?

Cooked Auto posted:

Also I'm noticing a reoccuring trend that racing games always have the douchiest or most hipster looking main character.
Excuse you.

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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Postapocalypsemen are the heroes racing games need.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

nine-gear crow posted:

Are you people screaming Howard or Help Us?
Isn't it obvious? What do you think staked their feet into the ground in the first place?

They are screaming Helltruck.



There is no escape

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Lost Horizon posted:

The Driver: OH ALI, ALL OF THOSE CARS IN YOUR HEAD
The Driver: THEY WILL RUST INTO WRECKAGE TONIGHT



Lost Horizon posted:

The Driver: WE'RE DONE TALKING
The Driver: I'M SORRY, ALI HOWARD
The Driver: I KNOW YOU WANTED TO RACE
The Driver: BUT I'VE TAKEN THAT FUTURE FROM YOU
The Driver: AND IT'S MINE NOW
The Driver: AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Ah, now that the gimmick is in play, I suppose it's too late to tell you to paint that Barracuda apple green with pentagrams and only play doom drone way too loud when driving it.

The more you keep shining a light on this racing hell nightmare house setting, the more I'm thinking that this is actually Driveworld and The Driver is some sort of The Man In Black figure.

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