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question: why are the parameters for the hosts never ever leaving the park not hardcoded into the deepest levels of hostOS?
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Dec 6, 2016 00:18
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it's node.js, runs much closer to the metal
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Dec 6, 2016 02:21
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:check your phones boys
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Dec 6, 2016 02:32
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:check your phones boys charge your phone
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Dec 6, 2016 04:14
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*playing dead under a dining table while chuckling faintly* i guess he wont be 'head' of a major department anymore
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Dec 6, 2016 04:14
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 mesa suckers. then again Stubbs and Elsie arguing with each other got really old after about 15 minutes
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Dec 6, 2016 04:58
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duTrieux. posted:charge your phone gently caress you dad
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Dec 6, 2016 05:07
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hobbesmaster posted:
i liked elsie. she'd better be back next season
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Dec 6, 2016 06:02
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Sagebrush posted:i liked elsie. she'd better be back next season mega-agreed
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Dec 6, 2016 06:16
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Boiled Water posted:question: why are the parameters for the hosts never ever leaving the park not hardcoded into the deepest levels of hostOS? they're hardwired into the main bus what more do you want? e: also yeah Elsie was the least bad park employee and I hope they write her back in
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Dec 6, 2016 06:24
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i noticed they left several peoples' fate uncertain. we never heard a neck snapping, we never saw her corpse, and bernard specifically asks "what did you make me do to her?" not "why did you make me kill her" or something like that. stubbs got tackled and then not seen again. hale is not seen being shot. sylvester the neckbeardy butcher is told to stay. i can't decide how much of it is "we can't decide what we want to do with these people yet" and how much of it is "who exactly will be willing to come back for a second season?" the reason i say that is it's always amusing to me when i see some old grognerd talk about how Blake's 7 was so daring for killing off the entire cast at the end of the series, when in fact the producers had already decided that in the event of getting picked up for a fifth year, anyone who wanted to come back would just handwave it away as only a flesh wound.
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Dec 6, 2016 06:33
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atomicthumbs posted:Someone flashed the wrong image to the goddamn rattlesnake hosts and they're following people around and trying to play fetch. For gently caress's sake check your hashes people It gets worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVXyKP1FVk
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Dec 6, 2016 07:07
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i noticed they left several peoples' fate uncertain. we never heard a neck snapping, we never saw her corpse, and bernard specifically asks "what did you make me do to her?" not "why did you make me kill her" or something like that. quote:Type reverie into the admin box, press enter. It plays a video then prints a ton of text onto the screen. she's totally alive
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Dec 6, 2016 09:49
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i noticed they left several peoples' fate uncertain. we never heard a neck snapping, we never saw her corpse, and bernard specifically asks "what did you make me do to her?" not "why did you make me kill her" or something like that. They are not people, they are robots I have not watched Westworld
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Dec 6, 2016 11:23
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atomicthumbs posted:They are not people, they are robots not everyone in westworld is robots
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Dec 6, 2016 13:06
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but the ones who are can get human diseases and regularly need to be flushed
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Dec 6, 2016 13:07
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no, john, you are the robots
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Dec 6, 2016 13:07
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spankmeister posted:not everyone in westworld is robots until the writers run out of ideas and then it'll turn out that everyone was the whole and this drama has just been playing in a loop for an unknown amount of time for an unknown audience - or a dead one as they reveal that everything outside of the park is apocalyptic wasteland
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Dec 6, 2016 14:06
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Boiled Water posted:but the ones who are can get human diseases and regularly need to be flushed irresponsible and gross
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Dec 6, 2016 15:02
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Bernard: I hate every bot I see From gun bot-a to gun bot-zee No you'll never make a robot out of me Oh my God, I was wrong It was Westworld all along You've finally made a robot Hosts: Yes we've finally made a robot Bernard: Yes you've finally made a robot out of me! I love you Dr. Ford!
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Dec 6, 2016 15:10
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Chris Knight posted:Bernard:
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Dec 6, 2016 16:00
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due to popular demand we put a host or human detector in the kitchen area. if you are having doubts about your humanity please scan your forehead and look for the answer. although, and here's the twist, if you're wondering whether you're human or not the answer is yes, you are, because hosts don't question the nature of their reality.
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Dec 6, 2016 16:01
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Munkeymon posted:until the writers run out of ideas and then it'll turn out that everyone was the whole and this drama has just been playing in a loop for an unknown amount of time for an unknown audience - or a dead one as they reveal that everything outside of the park is apocalyptic wasteland The BSG approach
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Dec 6, 2016 16:28
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Yeah I'm having flashbacks to BSG and Lost. At least the first season was fun, can' take that away.
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Dec 6, 2016 16:31
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hobbesmaster posted:
their banter did a good job of conveying that she wasn't interested in him and found him tiresome. it seemed like he was Paying Attention which is a rare thing in TV, usually you've got the one "smart person" who's cocky and smarmy and everyone else is just plodding along being a dumbass. Stubbs learned more than he was told and knew more than he told others. i hope he's back in season 2. he was the only person who took the threat from the hosts seriously and appreciated that their only protection was a constantly-changing blob of code that nobody really understood. "Freeze all motor functions!" *host keeps coming* *shits pants* *that was their one and only line of defense and they have no plan whatsoever for if that doesn't work*
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Dec 6, 2016 18:15
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Ticket: #5096756897 Subject: Panic Buttons Hi, would it be possible to get some emergency stop buttons in the exam rooms? We bring in hosts that are doing some pretty violent stuff, or got locked into philosophical debates with guests, or had people attempt to compromise their computing integrity with Bluetooth or showing bitmaps taking up their field of view. We had one host that some clever kid had strapped a VR helmet onto, the host was almost convinced the guest was actually a park administrator. Maybe the exam rooms could have a big red button on one wall that when hit sends a wireless hard-shutdown command and summons a response team? There's emergency shutoffs on gas pumps, seems like semi-autonomous robots with knives warrant some safeguards.
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Dec 6, 2016 18:27
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For what feels like the hundredth time, both Housekeeping and Host Maintenance have asked me to please allow the boredom/repetition counter - which if you might recall we pushed specifically to fix the various OCD-related bugs that we spent most of June trying to stomp out - to increment while hosts are reading. The room service staff are getting tired of dragging wet hosts out of bathrooms, our shampoo budget is getting out of control and HM's had to order replacement hair twice already this quarter.
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Dec 6, 2016 18:39
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Uncle Enzo posted:Ticket: #5096756897 it's not clear to my why every host we bring in isn't strapped down. will it take a broken host twitching involuntarily and punching through a tech's face before we put some safety features in place?
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Dec 6, 2016 18:42
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Critical bug report: the sheriff is punding again and has somehow gotten hold of a stereo that he's taking apart in the town square and organizing the pieces of. There are about three dozen hosts standing around in a circle and mumbling the out-of-context response to each other and the guests are yelling about their immersion. Please revert whatever the gently caress you did immediately
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Dec 6, 2016 19:58
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Can someone please track down the device that some idiot guest has hidden somewhere in the tavern? It's shouting the phrase "Freeze all motor functions" at random intervals and it's really pissing off the other guests.
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Dec 6, 2016 20:14
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Well it's fall and I'd like to highlight a ticket we've had sitting in the backlog since it's suddenly relevant. Ticket #12573489 When the host's temperature modules detect sixty-nine degrees fahrenheit the host has the word 'Nice' added to the audio queue. Someone (and I won't name names) is marking this as wont-fix but I don't think that's gonna fly.
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Dec 6, 2016 20:29
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Dj Meow Mix posted:Well it's fall and I'd like to highlight a ticket we've had sitting in the backlog since it's suddenly relevant. Nice!
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Dec 6, 2016 20:33
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Dj Meow Mix posted:Well it's fall and I'd like to highlight a ticket we've had sitting in the backlog since it's suddenly relevant. related: when you ask a host when they were born they all say 4/20/69 this isn't a bug, i'm just mentioning it
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Dec 6, 2016 20:33
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why are the repair guys so blase about their co-worker jacking off like 10 feet away
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Dec 6, 2016 22:35
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IF you'd like to file a complaint about a co-worker or staff, please send an email to HR
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Dec 6, 2016 22:38
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Holodeck janitor after Riker but with robots
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Dec 6, 2016 22:40
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wouldn't they just have holographic janitors
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Dec 6, 2016 22:43
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So I just checked the performance review code and it looks like there's a minus sign missing or something, because it's hooked into the HR mental wellness program, and 'experiencing frequent suicidal ideation' gives you about a hundred points toward a promotion. I mean I guess that explains why everyone in management ends up killing themselves but way to gently caress up.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:17
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Tunicate posted:So I just checked the performance review code and it looks like there's a minus sign missing or something, because it's hooked into the HR mental wellness program, and 'experiencing frequent suicidal ideation' gives you about a hundred points toward a promotion. finally a place i can succeed
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Dec 6, 2016 23:19
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Tunicate posted:So I just checked the performance review code and it looks like there's a minus sign missing or something, because it's hooked into the HR mental wellness program, and 'experiencing frequent suicidal ideation' gives you about a hundred points toward a promotion. CLOSED: These violent delights have violent ends.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:27
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