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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Teddy was going to be a good QB imo

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Patriots play the Rams, Ravens and Broncos defenses the next three weeks and the offense has been limited/kinda bad in the first half of the last two games, so if Gronk isn't healthy, Brady probably won't be in the MVP race after that.

Or he balls out and I cackle.

CACKLE.

Seriously, I'm basically Rita Repulsa when the Patriots are balling out.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:yikes:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Imagine how bad the Lions would be without Staff.

He can be co-MVP with Brees.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
They can play for it this week


(the saints are going to win)

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

The Patriots play the Rams, Ravens and Broncos defenses the next three weeks and the offense has been limited/kinda bad in the first half of the last two games, so if Gronk isn't healthy, Brady probably won't be in the MVP race after that.

Or he balls out and I cackle.

CACKLE.

Seriously, I'm basically Rita Repulsa when the Patriots are balling out.

Same, though I think Brady had an "off" game vs. the Jets mainly because of his sore knee. He got better at the end, but for a while there his accuracy kept oscillating between "pinpoint" and "lol wut?" even on easy throws.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



holy gently caress

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Kalli posted:

Seriously, I'm basically Rita Repulsa when the Patriots are balling out.

Go back into your trash can sir or I'm calling Lord Zedd.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Shouldn't have gotten Crohn's disease, dumbass.

https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/803667523401093120

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Anybody who isn't rooting for Jeff Fisher to lose by like 50+ points every game from here on out is a bad football fan. He needs to hit the all-time loss record this season, and in the most humiliating way possible.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

sean10mm posted:

Anybody who isn't rooting for Jeff Fisher to lose by like 50+ points every game from here on out is a bad football fan. He needs to hit the all-time loss record this season, and in the most humiliating way possible.

I'm rooting for 7–9 exactly.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



GonadTheBallbarian posted:

holy gently caress

One is that Titans game we keep bringing up, the other one is that London game where Gronk did the buckingham guard celebration thing and they won like 45-7

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

sean10mm posted:

Anybody who isn't rooting for Jeff Fisher to lose by like 50+ points every game from here on out is a bad football fan. He needs to hit the all-time loss record this season, and in the most humiliating way possible.

Amen

fsif posted:

I'm rooting for 7-–9 exactly.

7-9 only puts him in a tie for most losses unfortunately.

Sadly he won't be able to get a sub-.500 lifetime record this year either.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
It's Russell Wilson's birthday! Happy Birthday Russell Wilson!!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jeff Fisher will have plenty of time to shatter the loss record when he is still coaching for the Rams next season.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




whypick1 posted:

Amen


7-9 only puts him in a tie for most losses unfortunately.

Sadly he won't be able to get a sub-.500 lifetime record this year either.

People are rooting for 7-9 because of Fisher's "That's 7-9 bullshit!" line from hard knocks over the summer

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I was unaware anyone watched this year's Hard Knocks

The thread was like 3 pages long

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

It's Russell Wilson's birthday! Happy Birthday Russell Wilson!!

He celebrated early by blowing 4 quarters of football instead of candles!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

fsif posted:

I'm rooting for 7–9 exactly.

:yeah:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
*takes podium*

gently caress all Patriot fans for always bringing that game up for no reason

*leaves podium*

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

my only regret about that game was they didn't get to 60

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

ketchup vs catsup posted:

People are rooting for 7-9 because of Fisher's "That's 7-9 bullshit!" line from hard knocks over the summer

I'm well aware, I just find him owning the most losses funnier.

7-9 and him keeping his job next season would be the funniest outcome though.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYGIIlImsgQ

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Whatever the Rams record is, I hope it gives the Titans a top 10 pick. Then maybe we can trade our first for a bunch of second and third round picks, that'd be ideal as we don't have a second this year.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Metapod posted:

*takes podium*

gently caress all Patriot fans for always bringing that game up for no reason

*leaves podium*

Since I only post it because Jeff Fisher's suffering is like catnip to me, here is him being ruined as head coach of the Rams:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000086476/Patriots-vs-Rams-highlights

:dunkedon:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

fsif posted:

Shouldn't have gotten Crohn's disease, dumbass.

https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/803667523401093120

Should have just drank away the pain, actually

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The panthers just placed Ryan kalil and his backup on injured reserve.

No telling on who's playing right tackle against the Seahawks. Since they're playing back to back west coast games they can't really try out new people.

Perfect time to be going into Seattle.

Stop_hes_already_dead.flv

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

weird Asian candy posted:

He celebrated early by blowing 4 quarters of football instead of candles!

:drat:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sean10mm posted:

Anybody who isn't rooting for Jeff Fisher to lose by like 50+ points every game from here on out is a bad football fan. He needs to hit the all-time loss record this season, and in the most humiliating way possible.

Word. Even Rams fans should hate him for his treatment of Eric Dickerson. Respect the loving legend, Jeff.

Intruder posted:

I was unaware anyone watched this year's Hard Knocks

The thread was like 3 pages long

And half of those posts were me bitching about how boring this season was. Even the Falcons were more entertaining.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ESPN's John Sutcliffe says Pats/Raiders: Mexico City Edition is being discussed for next year. Kraft really wants to play there now that the expansion has happened, and Davis loved the experience and wants the Raiders playing there regularly.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Darren Sharper sentenced to 20 years in california

Patriots extend Marcus Cannon for 5 years. He's actually been a perfectly okay right tackle this year, as opposed to an atrocious left tackle last year, so I guess this means we aren't keeping ol' broken back Sebastian Vollmer after this year most likely.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

Darren Sharper sentenced to 20 years in california

I'm normally one of the biggest bleeding hearts around, and a major supporter of prison reform: I hope Sharper catches a shank in the showers.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

Patriots extend Marcus Cannon for 5 years. He's actually been a perfectly okay right tackle this year, as opposed to an atrocious left tackle last year, so I guess this means we aren't keeping ol' broken back Sebastian Vollmer after this year most likely.

Scar is a coaching wizard to make Cannon a decent player.

Brady has been sacked at a noticeably lower rate this season too.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
N: Field Gulls has pointed out that Jermaine Kearse has been targeted 9 times in the red zone. He's caught zero of those passes :shepface:

V: We only save less than $500k next season if we cut him so he's probably coming back!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/803702136152477696

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

That was fast.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Career of Logan Thomas:

Arizona Cardinals May 21, 2014 - Sept. 5, 2015
Miami Dolphins Sept 6, 2015 - Sept 11, 2015
Miami Dolphins Sept 15, 2015 - June 16, 2016
New York Giants June 17, 2016 - Sept 3, 2016
New York Giants Sept 5, 2016 - Sept 13, 2016
New York Giants Oct 4, 2016 - Oct 5, 2016
New York Giants Oct 25, 2016 - Nov 22, 2016
Detroit Lions Nov 28, 2016 - Nov 29, 2016
Buffalo Bills Nov 29, 2016 - ?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

He did have that one really sweet TD pass for the Cardinals though

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

With all this "Carr for MVP" talk I just wanted to remind everyone that Bort Bortles, JFF and Teddy Bridgewater were all drafted ahead of him.


And to be fair to Bridgewater, he appeared to be on the rise before his knee literally exploded.

You forgot Jimmy G.

Though Tbf I think everyone in the world has

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chris James 2 posted:

The Career of Logan Thomas:

Arizona Cardinals May 21, 2014 - Sept. 5, 2015
Miami Dolphins Sept 6, 2015 - Sept 11, 2015
Miami Dolphins Sept 15, 2015 - June 16, 2016
New York Giants June 17, 2016 - Sept 3, 2016
New York Giants Sept 5, 2016 - Sept 13, 2016
New York Giants Oct 4, 2016 - Oct 5, 2016
New York Giants Oct 25, 2016 - Nov 22, 2016
Detroit Lions Nov 28, 2016 - Nov 29, 2016
Buffalo Bills Nov 29, 2016 - ?

O'Sullivan'ing his way around the league.

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