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tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/804206449618468864

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Ahhhh December. Carols, egg nog, the Habs crashing and burning....

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
All I want for Christmas is Jim Benning and Erik Gudbranson unemployed.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Does anyone have highlights with Harnarayan Singh's calls from the Leafs-Flames game last night?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I beleaf in Auston 34:16 !!11

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Hand Knit posted:

Does anyone have highlights with Harnarayan Singh's calls from the Leafs-Flames game last night?

He didn't call the game, he "hosted."

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

mennoknight posted:

He didn't call the game, he "hosted."

Oh.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The only way I want this year to be over right now is if the Jackets are in the same or a similar position in the standings.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

My card information was stolen and someone spent a couple hundred of my dollars in a Nordstrom's in Cedar Rapids. This year's Islanders leave me feeling poorer than that fiasco.

I have had ~2 weeks worth of work dumped on me yesterday at work, to be done by Wednesday. The Islanders have me pulling my hair out more than the work does.

My latest fart smelled like someone made hazelnut coffee using dumpster juice as the water, added some spices, dropped a cube of meat in, and left it for a week. The Islanders employing Jack Capuano still? That disgusts me more than that fart.

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Dec 1, 2016

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Rotten Cookies posted:

My card information was stolen and someone spent a couple hundred of my dollars in a Nordstrom's in Cedar Rapids. This year's Islanders leave me feeling poorer than that fiasco.

I have had ~2 weeks worth of work dumped on me yesterday at work, to be done by Wednesday. The Islanders have me pulling my hair out more than the work does.

My latest fart smelled like someone made hazelnut coffee using dumpster juice as the water, added some spices, dropped a cube of meat in, and left it for a week. The Islanders employing Jack Capuano still? That disgusts me more than that fart.

Surely the Capper bought himself some more time with that clutch win over the Champs last night

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
The Flyers are ???, plan the planning for hiring parade planners

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




2017 is going to be worse.

Unless the Hawks or Cats win the Cup then it will be OK.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Even if the Capitals win the Stanley Cup by going through the Rangers and Penguins, 2017 is going to be a terrible, terrible year.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

from reddit, more Phil love:

https://gfycat.com/LinearBetterCoqui

How many "fucks" can you lip read?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Your idols are old. Many of them are in poor health due to substance abuse. Someone important to you is going to die every year from now on.

Murder train's rolling, all aboard.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Life already kind of blows so next year won't matter.

At least the Leafs are sort more fun to watch this year I guess.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Bowie, Prince, Lemmy, Cheeto Benito4prez, Isles suck, my best friend's career is making us distant, identity theft, two blows of cancer to my family, Capuano still employed in NY.

And the future is going to be worse?!






But hey, my boss is buying lunch today, and the Rangers are still pretty alright.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Another pro click:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOPpLZVQ4c

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

2016 may have elected The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, but 2017 is when he gets the power.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Clendenning in for Klein. Careful what you wish for Levitate.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

The Flyers are good.

Note: The Flyers might not actually be good.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Toews needs to stop doing these because he isnt coming off as a robot anymore but as an actual human being.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Best part is Matthew getting deflated when Toews nailed the crossbar. Kid may be hot but so are some other dudes. :v:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the best and worst lines in the nhl

some of the answers may surprise you! others will not

Sedin-Sedin-Eriksson: one of the best possession lines!
Sedin-Sedin-Sutter: a creation too grotesque for this world

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Go Leafs G- Aww...

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Aye Doc posted:

the best and worst lines in the nhl

some of the answers may surprise you! others will not

Sedin-Sedin-Eriksson: one of the best possession lines!
Sedin-Sedin-Sutter: a creation too grotesque for this world

schenn-giroux-simmonds stands out for being a line that looks like it should be really good on paper but apparently is poo poo

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black

Awesome Welles posted:

The Flyers are good.

Note: The Flyers might not actually be good.

The Flyers are!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Zach Werenski is Rookie of the Month for November. It's at least the third time a Jacket has gotten the award- Derick Brassard and Steve Mason (twice) got it in 2008-09. (Nash apparently got it once in 2002 as well).

Also, here's The Matt Calvert Story from the NYR/CBJ game a few weeks ago where he had his forehead sliced open:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z4Xq5-WqjE

The guy awarding the Kepi is Dan Singleton, the video coach who was given it after calling for the challenge against Washington the game before.

e- 14GP 3-7-10 +4, 22:14 average TOI for November for Werenski. By a defenseman.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Dec 1, 2016

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

LmaoTheKid posted:

Clendenning in for Klein. Careful what you wish for Levitate.

I'm not realllllly sure it could be worse

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

CBJSprague24 posted:

Zach Werenski is Rookie of the Month for November. It's at least the third time a Jacket has gotten the award- Derick Brassard and Steve Mason (twice) got it in 2008-09. (Nash apparently got it once in 2002 as well).

rip

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




CBJSprague24 posted:

Zach Werenski is Rookie of the Month for November. It's at least the third time a Jacket has gotten the award- Derick Brassard and Steve Mason (twice) got it in 2008-09. (Nash apparently got it once in 2002 as well).

Also, here's The Matt Calvert Story from the NYR/CBJ game a few weeks ago where he had his forehead sliced open:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z4Xq5-WqjE

The guy awarding the Kepi is Dan Singleton, the video coach who was given it after calling for the challenge against Washington the game before.

e- 14GP 3-7-10 +4, 22:14 average TOI for November for Werenski. By a defenseman.

So... how long until he gets traded?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



There's an article up called "Why Miles Wood knew he needed Devils to send him down to AHL" that misquotes Wood to yield this answer:


"much more clam out there"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lazerwolf posted:

The Flyers are!

The Flyers are a team in the Metropolitan division of the National Hockey League, that much is certain.

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

DJExile posted:

The Flyers are a team in the Metropolitan division of the National Hockey League, that much is certain.

We may all exist in a simulation and Chris Vandevelde is just a pile of faulty code, glitching around a rink of ones and zeroes.



Also, every year from now on will be worse than the previous barring some amazing technological breakthroughs.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Porrima posted:

We may all exist in a simulation and Chris Vandevelde is just a pile of faulty code, glitching around a rink of ones and zeroes.

this would explain a lot

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

CBJSprague24 posted:

Zach Werenski is Rookie of the Month for November. It's at least the third time a Jacket has gotten the award- Derick Brassard and Steve Mason (twice) got it in 2008-09. (Nash apparently got it once in 2002 as well).

Also, here's The Matt Calvert Story from the NYR/CBJ game a few weeks ago where he had his forehead sliced open:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z4Xq5-WqjE

The guy awarding the Kepi is Dan Singleton, the video coach who was given it after calling for the challenge against Washington the game before.

e- 14GP 3-7-10 +4, 22:14 average TOI for November for Werenski. By a defenseman.

I don't know that there's anyone on the team I love watching more than Matt Calvert

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Porrima posted:

We may all exist in a simulation and Chris Vandevelde is just a pile of faulty code, glitching around a rink of ones and zeroes.

Sometimes I think Andrew MacDonald is a MeatSim from Perfect Dark.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

The Canucks are only 3 points out from a wild card spot. Benning will keep benninging.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

ImplicitAssembler posted:

The Canucks are only 3 points out from a wild card spot. Benning will keep benninging.

The West is kinda poo poo. Pretty sure Chicago is going to sleepwalk their way to the finals and probably ruin the dreams of Ovechkin or Lundqvist. Or hilariously beat Tampa again.

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Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Ginette Reno posted:

The West is kinda poo poo. Pretty sure Chicago is going to sleepwalk their way to the finals and probably ruin the dreams of Ovechkin or Lundqvist. Or hilariously beat Tampa again.

I can only dream.

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