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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
What if kevin smith, the influential indie director behind Clerks and Mallrats, smoked weed on the set of his films.

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PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
I suspect that the View Askew universe, the Askewniverse, would have a slightly more askew perspective on the world.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Clerks: you can definitely tell he was smoking weed for this one
Mallrats: yep. had to have smoke weed to write this
Chasing Amy: He smoked a little bit of weed for this one
Dogma: on the set of Dogma Kevin Smith was extremely contemplative. He smoked a calming strain of weed to help him meditate on the nature of God and religion
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: To come up with the unimaginably twisted characters of Jay and Silent Bob - who actually find violence and farts and stuff funny - you just KNOW kevin smith had to have smoked a marijuana cigarette to get high.
Jersey Girl: mmmmm... ahhh.... yeha... weed... ahhah.... mm
Clerks II: Ahhh poo poo! clerks 2 the sequel to the first clerks. with all the nostalgia in the air itd be no surprise to me if kev brought a little "bud" for hios "buds"
Zack and Miri Make a Porno: The plot to this one is so wicked and wild that I'd be more surprised if he WASN'T smoking weed - and maybe a little crack too!
Cop Out: You know what? It wouldnt surprise me to learn that kev smoked a little doob on the set of this
Red State: yep
Tusk: a human... in a walrus skiun? let me just say puff puff pass lol
Holidays: Very likely that kevin smith smoked some weed on this film set even though it's illegal
Yoga Hosers: theres no way he could have come up with this one... WITHOUT a litlte help from our good friend doobie

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I think if he smoked more weed a lot of his movies wouldn't have been made and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He would have had a few, his work ethic would have suffered, and that would have been it.

Jason Mewes might've died in this timeline, though. Kinda hard to say if Pothead Kevin Smith would've put in the same effort to save him.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Kevin Smith actually didn't start smoking pot regularly until the last day of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Which is why he's been constantly actively terrible since then

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I am really not surprised.

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

sometimes i look up at the moon and think "kevin james might be smoking weed right now". synchronicity

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

GonSmithe posted:

Kevin Smith actually didn't start smoking pot regularly until the last day of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

This thread was just a joke. are you seriously telling me that kevin smith has actually smoked weed

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

no they will not posted:

This thread was just a joke. are you seriously telling me that kevin smith has actually smoked weed

I dunno man I'm just going by what he said, he could be lying

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

The greatest trick Kevin Smith ever pulled was convincing the world he smoked weed.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Accidentally posted somehting from the Mod forum here.. haha.

net cafe scandal fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Dec 2, 2016

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

net cafe scandal posted:

Accidentally posted somehting from the Mod forum here.. haha.

oh, were you on the doob too, my man??

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Chwoka posted:

oh, were you on the doob too, my man??

I dont touch the stuff, and I doubt K. Smith has either.

dadada123
Sep 3, 2014

Theres nothing wrong wwith puffing on a little marijuana cigarette every now and then, especially for someone in the creative business like kevin james

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

net cafe scandal posted:

I dont touch the stuff, and I doubt K. Smith has either.

yeah i just look at the moon. and i live in oregon

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
kind of a corollary to the ops question but it makes me wonder what it would be like if you were to watch kevin smith movies while smoking weed

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

apropos to nothing posted:

kind of a corollary to the ops question but it makes me wonder what it would be like if you were to watch kevin smith movies while smoking weed

what if you projected a kevin smith movie onto the moon

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

He probably would have become overweight.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
He would probably tweet about licking his wife's rear end in a top hat or something

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

no they will not posted:

What if kevin smith, the influential indie director behind Clerks and Mallrats, smoked weed on the set of his films.

I don't think his movies would be any different, op

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