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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hi. i have buttons until duckie comes to her senses and rightfully takes them away and makes me sit in a corner for like, six hours or something. i can probe you, if you're into that, for six hours with a picture of the adorable creature of your choice OR the adorable creature of my choice!!!

examples:





pick an animal, any animal, and i'll shove it in your rap sheet for six hours. maybe don't let me do this until you're done posting for the day, though. i only have so many powers, i can't unprobe you because you want to post a picture of a guy smoking a blunt that is like 8 feet long. i mean, i can post it if you PM me about it but that seems like it wouldn't work very well.

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myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère


dealer's choice

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sig by vanisher™®

Manifisto


hmmm some fine choices in the op but today I'm feeling baby elephant

please!

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ty nesamdoom!

death sext


take a cutie, leave a cutie



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big black turnout




cuddle fish

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Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Oh man Oh man I've been waiting for this since I was at work and now I'm in bed so you know that's a long time!

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Farecoal

There he go
Dumbo octopus please :3:

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Historical Wizards


I would really appreciate a little goat :3:

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Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

vanisher

hook me up with a rad probe for my collection!

(careful hams!! Some of your probes the img tags didn't work properly)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

FluffieDuckie

messing up img tags doesnt' even score in the top 10 biggest mistakes an ik has made. the antique probe system doesn't even have a preview function :cripes:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i did a dumb and emailed duckie and she said, and i quote, "quack quack quack quack quack."

so i'll reprobe you if you want tonight after you guys are done telling everyone about your teenage feelings. or posting butts or something.

please don't post butts in byob unless they're really funny butts, ok guys, and if you do only post them with NWS tags so nobody gets fired over internet butts.


vanisher

After careful consideration, hamjob please intentionally mess up my image tags

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Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Urodov


hamjobs posted:

i did a dumb and emailed duckie and she said, and i quote, "quack quack quack quack quack."

so i'll reprobe you if you want tonight after you guys are done telling everyone about your teenage feelings. or posting butts or something.

please don't post butts in byob unless they're really funny butts, ok guys, and if you do only post them with NWS tags so nobody gets fired over internet butts.

have an old meme
:nws: :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RixHDo7s9A&t=135s

vanisher posted:

After careful consideration, hamjob please intentionally mess up my image tags

ohh baby gimme that cutie, that broken html

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A Tin Of Beans

hey can i get a probation is this still on offer.. thanks

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


A Tin Of Beans posted:

hey can i get a probation is this still on offer.. thanks

sure and i promise i'll try not to break your poo poo or put the magic sex butt in your probe ok

i mean, unless you're into that. at which point, i guess i'll put the magic sex butt in your probe.


FluffieDuckie

hamjobs posted:

sure and i promise i'll try not to break your poo poo or put the magic sex butt in your probe ok

i mean, unless you're into that. at which point, i guess i'll put the magic sex butt in your probe.

please don't do that

no nsfw images in probe reasons


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

i guess i should add that to the super secret ik guidelines


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i'm not actually gonna do that, it was a poor attempt at a joke on the train.

i'm just trying to go to my doctor's appointment and everything is the worst. especially the internet on a train (but we have internet on trains now, we live in the future).


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FluffieDuckie posted:

i guess i should add that to the super secret ik guidelines

discards weeks of work and prep for the great nsfw probating and storms off in a huff

:jerry:

FluffieDuckie

hamjobs posted:

i'm not actually gonna do that, it was a poor attempt at a joke on the train.

i'm just trying to go to my doctor's appointment and everything is the worst. especially the internet on a train (but we have internet on trains now, we live in the future).

i was sure you were joking, but i thought i'd be super clear

(i also just added it to the super secret ik rules for real)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FluffieDuckie posted:

i was sure you were joking, but i thought i'd be super clear

(i also just added it to the super secret ik rules for real)

ok good thank you, i don't want somebody putting butts in my rapsheet or someone getting the yob in trouble


bean mom

is there like a ham temps place i could go i need a hamjob in my rap sheet

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alnilam

now the llamas are barking 
and the yob mods parking
a lot they can do for me
I begged you to probe me 
you tore my shirt open
and I'm down on my knees tonight
Old Bushmills I staggered, 
you buried the dagger in 
your silhouette window light to go 
Probing Matilda, probing Matilda, you'll go probing Matilda with me

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Plebian Parasite

only if i can get a big fuzzy moth.

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the littlest prince


can I get that little duck thing or whatever it is

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


IF YOU WERE INCORRECTLY PROBED because I'm a big dumb idiot, and you want to be REPROBED, please post here again saying that you'd like to get reprobed or whatever.

if you'd like me to donate a dollar to the ACLU with my work-matched donation tonight for your probe, too, i'm happy to throw in more cash out of my pocket.


myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère


yeah I'll take uhh, one probation®,,, with a small fry

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sig by vanisher™®

Manifisto


I tried to match the spirit of your offer with my own $1 donation to the ACLU, but the minimum they will take is $5. :smith: it's okay however, I'll be donating more later on and I'll just add in the extra buck at that time.

yes I would like to be reprobed please. tonight I'm thinking otters? like holding hands as they drift around the ocean, or taking care of babies on their tummy or something?

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ty nesamdoom!

A Spider Covets


I'm going to sleep! Give me something cute to look at in the morning please

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
may i have a cute otter please

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Anoia

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
I'd like more cute cat pics in my probation reasons please

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
The choice so your's hammyhams.

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Business Gorillas

:harambe:



is there a cute shrimp pic out there?

what do you think shrimp sound like?

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Exo the Dev
Gimme a Pepe-Probation, pls.

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Do you see the stuff above this here text? Terrible, right? I agree with you.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**walks into the thread and looks around**

Uh-oh...

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https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
perhaps a nice corvid pic

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social vegan



I'm not scared of probationa or cute animals the rock says bring it on jabroni

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


can you probe me on Wednesday? or maybe today, because then I can't say hello to all my Wednesday dudes if you do :ohdear:



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Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Rushi

by Smythe
you should probe me in the early afternoon


this is gonna break my rap sheet decade virginity so this animal better be pretty dang cute

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rushi posted:

you should probe me in the early afternoon


this is gonna break my rap sheet decade virginity so this animal better be pretty dang cute

i got you, fam. this may be the cutest animal alive.


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