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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Seriously, it has so many things going for it. The cast is basically perfect, Arnold and Carl Weathers are at their most jacked. It's filled with quotable one-liners. TWO future governors are in it.

Then you get to the story and it's a bitchin' special operations war movie. But wait! It's not actually, it's really a sci-fi slasher flick. It's also the first appearance of the minigun that would then become used in videogames for decades.

The best part is it's really just a setup for both Gary Busey and Danny Glover's finest work, which may be its most important quality of all.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Yes.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


no it's big trouble in little china

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

no it's big trouble in little china

too comedic and it's a film focusing on the sidekick rather than the hero

still amazing, though

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
The making of doc is really good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpo6jHy4n_Q

Basically, a bunch of muscle heads in the jungle trying to out do one another.

Also shows the original and awful costume.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Not my Predator!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1GfUoB0kog

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

canned from the band posted:

The making of doc is really good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpo6jHy4n_Q

Basically, a bunch of muscle heads in the jungle trying to out do one another.

Also shows the original and awful costume.

The original and awful costume that was going to be played by Jean Claude Van Damme, I might add

e- goddamnit beaten with a link and everything by mere seconds

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shane Black's glasses

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
COOOOONTAAAAAAAAACT

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

One half '80s action movie, one half slasher horror, all around awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/YNNHEUV.mp4

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







One of my favorite RiffTrax lines: "Think I'll snap hatless this time."

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I disagree, Robocop is the best action movie ever.

Predator is still like 2 or 3 at worst

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

I mean Predator is super-great but Arnold also made True Lies so I have a hard time accepting the premise that it's even the best action movie starring him

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
The Shaw Brothers alone made like 30 better action films than Predator unless you don't think Kung fu movies count as action

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






LGD posted:

I mean Predator is super-great but Arnold also made True Lies so I have a hard time accepting the premise that it's even the best action movie starring him

True Lies is also Tom Arnold's best movie

THE GUY IS A GODDAMNED USED CAR SALESMAN

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

LGD posted:

I mean Predator is super-great but Arnold also made True Lies so I have a hard time accepting the premise that it's even the best action movie starring him

Again, True Lies is too comedic.

Proper action movies need some comedy, but you need to keep most of it in the first 30 minutes or so.

marioinblack posted:

I disagree, Robocop is the best action movie ever.

Predator is still like 2 or 3 at worst

I feel like this is a good substitute and you could feasibly interchange the two, but for my tastes Predator is just set to 11 where Robocop just never reaches those heights

FishBulb posted:

The Shaw Brothers alone made like 30 better action films than Predator unless you don't think Kung fu movies count as action.

Kung-fu movies are awesome, and certainly a subgenre of action movies, but I feel it's unfair to compare the two styles.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 3, 2016

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Apparently Sonny Landham was such a maniac that the studio had to pay a bodyguard to follow him around and make sure he didn't kill anyone during filming.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I just looked him up and he was an ex porn guy and this happened lmbo

quote:

On June 25, 2008, Landham announced his candidacy for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Mitch McConnell on the Libertarian line.[5] The same day Landham called for genocide against Arabs and referred to them as "ragheads". His comments were made on the political radio show The Weekly Filibuster.[6] Three days later, on June 28, the Kentucky Libertarians voted unanimously to withdraw Landham's nomination, citing his comments were not in keeping with the party's platform and values

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

I just looked him up and he was an ex porn guy and this happened lmbo

Holy poo poo if the Libertarians disown you, you know you hosed up big time.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Nah, it's probably Die Hard.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


FishBulb posted:

The Shaw Brothers alone made like 30 better action films than Predator unless you don't think Kung fu movies count as action

bs dude. pure bs. shaw bros movies are ok but they're all the exact same movie with boring rear end plots except for a few gems (36 chambers mos def the best).

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

bs dude. pure bs. shaw bros movies are ok but they're all the exact same movie with boring rear end plots except for a few gems (36 chambers mos def the best).

I'd rather watch the fighting in any of them than the action in Predator, and I mean I like Predator, it's cool and good.

And Crippled Avengers is better than 36 Chambers

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006
Yoooouuu son of a bitch!

BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.
Aliens is better.

Predator is cool though.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Nah, it's probably Die Hard.

this is actually a Christmas movie disguised as an action flick


BillBear posted:

Aliens is better.

Predator is cool though.

Aliens is definitely top 5 but the first one crushes it so bad purely on atmosphere alone that it kinda drags the rest of the franchise down

the problem both of these have is a hero that is almost too relatable for the viewer

proper action movies need an almost cartoonish hero

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
my top 5 is

Predator
Robocop
Die Hard
Aliens
Dredd

you really can't go wrong with those

e- I just realized I have no Mad Max movies in the top 5 and while that feels wrong upon reflection I'm comfortable with it

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Robocop
Die Hard
Aliens
The Raid
Predator

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Malibu Express
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Savage Beach
Hard Hunted
Do or Die

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Malibu Express
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Savage Beach
Hard Hunted
Do or Die

Andy Sidaris is under appreciated

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Predator
Fury Road
Die Hard
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Aliens

Ecstatic Elastic
Oct 30, 2008

She's just spun
Best purchase I've ever made

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

Predator
Dredd
The Road Warrior
Terminator
Mongol

Dredd is profoundly underrated and deserves its own thread.


quote:

“Buncha’ slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
idk about a top five but I would probably try to fit Fury Road and The Raid in there.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Mad Max: Fury Road
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Mad Max
Babe 2: Pig in the City

PianolasonMars
Dec 3, 2016
So, is a "better" action movie in this case describing the action scenes, or the overall filmmaking?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


PianolasonMars posted:

So, is a "better" action movie in this case describing the action scenes, or the overall filmmaking?

I guess in the spirit of this specific subforum as opposed to CD, it's more about which movie kicks rear end for whatever personal reasons you might have for liking the film.

Which is pretty cool.

Sanzuo
May 7, 2007

'predator'? man that's a funny way to spell 'total recall'








no really predator is loving great

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
I measure movies by governor count, making Predator equal to The Running Man.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Tom Gorman posted:

I guess in the spirit of this specific subforum as opposed to CD, it's more about which movie kicks rear end for whatever personal reasons you might have for liking the film.

Which is pretty cool.

drat straight and Predator kicks a lot of rear end

cmon how great is this scene

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