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FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I have designed the finest and deadliest instrument of warfare this forum has ever seen.



It has two fangs that can kill in an instant through electric shock.

A prehensile snout-maw deters would-be "highlanders" from getting close enough for a kill shot. (Cause it counter-threatens a ..."kilt"...shot....hmhmhmmmmm).

Compound eyes see through your bullshit, so goodluck trying to pettifog up a wall of that.

Backspikes. Standard. No DFA weakness here.

Extra poison tail in case two tangos need to be engaged simultaneously.

Locomotion is slime-based so as to efficiently use Earth as a shield for ~25% of the body.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i thought this was gonna be a suicide note

you sure you didnt mean to write a suicide note? can you take me with you?

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
what?

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

wanna pet that dog

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I wish their was a little box that says how long on OP spent on the OP. That'd be fun, it has some work arounds but I think we could brainstorm something good here itt

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Dude make a fallout 4 mod to add this dope man killer into it!

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Hardawn posted:

I wish their was a little box that says how long on OP spent on the OP. That'd be fun, it has some work arounds but I think we could brainstorm something good here itt

Twas a six year labor of love. His whole posting career was leading to the OP.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
That thing is fuckin metal bro

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


kinda looks like your av op

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

A misanthrope posted:

i thought this was gonna be a suicide note

you sure you didnt mean to write a suicide note? can you take me with you?

Triggered...

...a better monster.





Yeah I added a few features, NBD.

You just watch your BUTT out there, alright?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
OP I'm waiting for further Aquatarkus mods

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

FaradayCage posted:

Triggered...

...a better monster.





Yeah I added a few features, NBD.

You just watch your BUTT out there, alright?

You've really outdone yourself op

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

FaradayCage posted:

Triggered...

...a better monster.





Yeah I added a few features, NBD.

You just watch your BUTT out there, alright?

holy poo poo, did you really see that somehwere??? Looks almost life like. This HAS to be a photograph

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Why do your creatures like to lie in it's own filthy droppings

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i dont play the pokemon. Are these the ones they call squirters?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
what are its defenses against projectile weapons

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

FaradayCage posted:

Triggered...

...a better monster.






what's the write speed of the DVD drive?

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
what if u shoot it

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

holy poo poo, did you really see that somehwere??? Looks almost life like. This HAS to be a photograph

Execute...protocol...one...one...niner....tango...foxtrot...golf...golf...golf.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

FaradayCage posted:

Execute...protocol...one...one...niner....tango...foxtrot...golf...golf...golf.



:eyepop:

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Vladimir Putt-Putt posted:

what if u shoot it

Much like Wozniak and the original Apple computers, this baby wastes no space.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
What's the write speed of the DVD drive though

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Anderron Shi posted:

What's the write speed of the DVD drive though

lol if you think that's a DVD drive.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

FaradayCage posted:

lol if you think that's a DVD drive.

Blu ray?????

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Anderron Shi posted:

Blu ray?????

Get away with your bad guesses...

shoo!

:grin: ? :grin: ? :grin:

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

The pinnacle of 70's technology.

I fail to see how it could challenge my modern masterpiece.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

FaradayCage posted:

Get away with your bad guesses...

shoo!

:grin: ? :grin: ? :grin:

Cup holder????

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Can they be domesticated op cuz I kind of think they're cute

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
I got a two of them so they could keep each other company, but care instructions were unclear and they've been like this for the past hour. Are they fighting or loving? OP plz.

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FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

frumpykvetchbot posted:

Are they fighting or loving? OP plz.

They are partially designed in my image, so it's probably a little of both but mostly the former.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

looks like the new swap.avi

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT


A bifurcated head!

Two mouths!

Six eyes!

Bad and dumb opinions!

Unstoppable!

naem
May 29, 2011

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Animal-Mother posted:



A bifurcated head!

Two mouths!

Six eyes!

Bad and dumb opinions!

Unstoppable!



(not a very good try, TBH)

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
oh my god. Stop harassing me with your dosgusting monsters. Dont make me call my best friend, Sanic The Hedgehog (TM)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

oh my god. Stop harassing me with your dosgusting monsters. Dont make me call my best friend, Sanic The Hedgehog (TM)

fathilus

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i just fed it chocolate and it went into anaphylactic shock and died. sorry

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I'm p busy takin a look at that snout!

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Oh, your affront to god and all of humanity seems to be leaking. Is that normal?

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