MNF: Colts at Jets - You Watched it, You Can't Unwatch it (you probably didn't watch)

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Colts can move into a tie for first in the AFC South with a win.

Jets are mathematically eliminated with a loss.

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Nobody watch this

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:22

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

This game will be poo poo!!!1

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:23

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/ErickFernandez/status/805891058752163841/video/1

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:23

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

Nobody watch this

I'm committed

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:24

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Athanatos posted:

Nobody watch this

jet fan here

:agreed:

like this better not reach 3 pages

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:24

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Countdown spent like half of their time destroying Grigson, and I can't blame em.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:25

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

wow this stadium is maybe half full.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:27

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Eltoasto posted:

wow this stadium is maybe half full.

Came here to post this.

This game is going to be poo poo. :lol:

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:30

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

maybe this game will turn into an unexpected shootout?!

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:30

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Qwijib0 posted:

maybe this game will turn into an unexpected shootout?!

on second though, probably no

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:35

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Wow the Jets made the Colts look like a world class defense there.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:35

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

0 yards and 1 minute of game time and 1 punt. omg

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:36

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Is the game blacked out for not enough people attending?

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:36

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

cheesetriangles posted:

Is the game blacked out for not enough people attending?

I'm sure it was a "sellout"

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:37

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

cheesetriangles posted:

Is the game blacked out for not enough people attending?

Safety measure

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:38

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

completed passes! first downs!

the excitement of professional football!

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:39

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

jesus revis was nowhere near him

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:39

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

How awful does Revis need to be for him to get benched?

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:39

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Revis bad wow

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:40

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmao Buster Skrine is an idiot

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:41

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

sure, I guess leave one guy undefended.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:41

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

these boos are gonna be pretty funny by... lets say the 2nd quarter.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:41

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

He was kinda open there.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:41

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

That was pretty cool

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:42

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Jesus Christ the Jets are garbage

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:43

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Really a sterling weak for the non-Patriots AFC East

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:44

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

How did the Pats struggle against the Jets.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

never not funny

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:44

Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

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Because let's be honest here, both of these teams are as limp-dick as they come.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:45

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

cheesetriangles posted:

How did the Pats struggle against the Jets.

division games, man.

why do the hawks struggle against the rams?

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:45

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Qwijib0 posted:

division games, man.

why do the hawks struggle against the rams?

oh, this one's easy, its because the seahawks are frauds.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:46

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Man this game is going to be awful.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:47

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

high level summary of tonight's game of football

:shrek:

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:48

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

The Bills lost to this team at home

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:47

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

it would appear as if advertising demand was not high for this game. My local inserts were

PSA
ad for my cable company
ad for an event sponsored by my cable company
PSA

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:50

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Oh, and Pence is there.

Truly, this is The Worst.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:50

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Sure don't cover TY Hilton!

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:51

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

hahahahahah

# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:51

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