MNF: Colts at Jets - You Watched it, You Can't Unwatch it (you probably didn't watch)

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

ahahahahahahahaa

touchback rule strikes again

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Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Some clownball appears!

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:52

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

touchback rule owns loving bones

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:52

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

The dumbest rule.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lol that stupid poo poo Colt.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:53

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Doyle you dipshit

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:53

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

down by 3 scores, kneeling it out.

why not funsling

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Owns

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:53

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Edit: :lol:

dead/sleeping old Jets dude

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:53

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

....wait what the gently caress? fumbled touchbacks come out to the 20, but kickoff touchbacks come out to the 25???

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:53

Never Easy: May 9, 2008

The best football

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:54

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Keith Atherton posted:

I am watching because I'm waiting for the clownball switch to be thrown.

I've watched every MNF and TNF game this year with the hope there will be clownball

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:54

Dance McPants: Mar 11, 2006

Haha, it bounced off the pylon

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:54

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Turdsdown Tom posted:

....wait what the gently caress? fumbled touchbacks come out to the 20, but kickoff touchbacks come out to the 25???

punt touchbacks to the 20 still, too.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:55

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

art

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:55

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Turdsdown Tom posted:

....wait what the gently caress? fumbled touchbacks come out to the 20, but kickoff touchbacks come out to the 25???

If nothing else, this is the type of game where we can learn this kind of poo poo

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:56

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmao and Boomer's dumbass picked the Jets to win.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:56

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I hope that clown Woody and his pal Pense are having fun!!!

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:58

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Turdsdown Tom posted:

....wait what the gently caress? fumbled touchbacks come out to the 20, but kickoff touchbacks come out to the 25???

If you think about how touchbacks on punts still come out to the 20, it makes sense. The kickoff rule was created to incentivize players to just take the extra 5 yards. The way punts work, there is no real way to incentivize that anymore than it already is.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:58

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

pubic works project posted:

Lmao and Boomer's dumbass picked the Jets to win.

How bad was Fitz's last pick? I was driving home and Boomer was like "after that throw if I'm the coach I sit him down in the locker room, take his helmet away and tell him he's done for the day."

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:59

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

pubic works project posted:

Lmao and Boomer's dumbass picked the Jets to win.

To be fair.. They had some sort of blitz package that the Colts couldn't deal with one time.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:59

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Grittybeard posted:

How bad was Fitz's last pick? I was driving home and Boomer was like "after that throw if I'm the coach I sit him down in the locker room, take his helmet away and tell him he's done for the day."

I don't think it was that bad, but it was IIRC an underthrow into double coverage

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:00

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

I just don't understand why you put Fitzpatrick out there to gently caress around when you could put Petty or Hackenberg out there to do no worse.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:02

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Qwijib0 posted:

I don't think it was that bad, but it was IIRC an underthrow into double coverage

Aw, I was hoping it was super stupid...

Boomer and Kevin Harlan have basically been non-stop talking about how bad the Jets are all broadcast on the radio from what I heard. Things like "I've seen college teams that are better prepared to play." They're basically saying Bowles is 100% gone (which may not be far off the mark) and wondering what the future of the franchise is.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:03

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

Keith Atherton posted:

Edit: dead/sleeping old Jets dude

Please say someone screenshot this guy. I laughed for 2 mins straight.

This is my second post in a Jets GDT. gently caress my life.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:04

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

swickles posted:

If you think about how touchbacks on punts still come out to the 20, it makes sense. The kickoff rule was created to incentivize players to just take the extra 5 yards. The way punts work, there is no real way to incentivize that anymore than it already is.

I didn't know punts came out to the 20 too, either.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:04

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Grittybeard posted:

Aw, I was hoping it was super stupid...

Boomer and Kevin Harlan have basically been non-stop talking about how bad the Jets are all broadcast on the radio from what I heard. Things like "I've seen college teams that are better prepared to play."

Football nerd twitter:

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:03

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Well, at least there's a stark reminder of things that are worse then the 2nd half of a 24-3 MNF game.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:06

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Dig Hoffa up out of the endzone and put his rotten skeleton in at QB

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:09

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Bench Revis.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:09

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Eltoasto posted:

I just don't understand why you put Fitzpatrick out there to gently caress around when you could put Petty or Hackenberg out there to do no worse.

Petty was worse. It was the worst football I have ever watched. My team lost 9-6

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:09

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Pagano coach of the year.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:10

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

I thought people were joking around how bad Revis has gotten, Jesus

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:11

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Gruden's gotta have an intern running him stiff drinks by now to get through this

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The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

No, Gruden. Revis isn't bad because of a wrist injury, it's because he doesn't care anymore.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:12

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Hahahaha Hilton embarrassed that dude

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:13

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

this defense is just embarrassing.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:13

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Well the Jets couldn't make the tackle so he fell over on his own

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

So the Colts are winning the AFC south huh?

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:14

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

EvanTH posted:

Well the Jets couldn't make the tackle so he fell over on his own

TY has a 2 move limit

# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:14

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