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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Also liberals tell us, what is your most conservative viewpoint? I couldn't fit all that in the subject line

I'm a liberal and I like to shoot mah guns. On everything else I'm just left of Lenin.

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I like taking long walks.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

I'm a liberal and conservatives aren't wrong when they say they want guns to protect them from the government. John Joe Gray assaulted a police officer and got away with it by hiding out in his east Texas ranch with his militia buddies patrolling the property with guns. Cops got scared and didn't do poo poo for 15 years.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
He shouldn't only assaulted him if he was gonna go hide like a baby

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

My conservative (?) Opinion is that open relationships are a recipe for disaster

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Librul checking in.

1. Guns. Guns guns guns aaaaaaaawwwwwww yiss. Its called the second ammendment love it or GIT OUT. Hawk thpew!

2. Filipino callboys. (VERY close second)

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


~I enjoy gay porn~

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im not sure

LuisN
Sep 10, 2011
I agree with conservatives that it is a problem that black people in the U.S. commit more crime than everyone else, and that we need to look for solutions to that problem, rather than approaching it sideways. Native Americans handle their poverty and history of oppression just fine without going all ape like black people tend to do.

Other than that, I think capitalism is the source of most of our problems, and that gov't should be the only one selling guns, so, I'm not going to team up with conservatives for that one issue.

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client
Aug 19, 2010

LuisN posted:

Asian people and Native Americans handle their poverty just fine without going all ape like black people tend to do.

:yikes:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm liberal as gently caress but also very much a believer in policy and procedure. :iiam:

edit:

LuisN posted:

Asian people and Native Americans handle their poverty just fine without going all ape like black people tend to do.

Not sure whether this is "ironic racism" or just staggering ignorance.

edit2: Or whether it's just plain old unironic racism, I suppose.

CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Dec 6, 2016

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

ok ill bite i guess

im very liberal but i think the military is generally good and that the US navy is the only thing standing between the world and total economic paralysis

that said we dont need a bunch of bullshit make-work defense contracts for congressmen to haul back to their districts

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I'm very liberal but I love the cuck fetish

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

I think humanity was a mistake

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
I love sucking dick

I'd suck a thousand dicks in a line

holy poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i'm a liberal but i like having sex with men in airport bathrooms and then passing anti-lgbt legislation

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Trumps wall would be cool, just for the pure spectacle of the thing.

Like that would be a huge human achievement.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

A misanthrope posted:

i'm a liberal but i like having sex with men in airport bathrooms and then passing anti-lgbt legislation

you have my axe

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

A misanthrope posted:

i'm a liberal but i like having sex with men in airport bathrooms and then passing anti-lgbt legislation

Wow we are so alike. Wanna meet up? (in an airport bathroom?)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
What if I'm not a conservative or a liberal?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

glowstick party tonight posted:

What if I'm not a conservative or a liberal?

Ur outgroup and we gonna throw rotten vegetables at you.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i like policies that affect me positively at the expense of others. am i center right aka liberal or conservative whatever that means

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
I dont care who gay people marry.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

i like policies that affect me positively at the expense of others. am i center right aka liberal or conservative whatever that means

thats a fairly common liberal viewpoint.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

sorry i forgot to mention: the policies are not doing anything about the 2C temp rise and no taxes on inherited income

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I'm a liberal, but I think calling somebody a retard is a good insult.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Keg posted:

I'm a liberal, but I think calling somebody a retard is a good insult.

:yeah:

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

gently caress your loving avatar dude. Don't post again until you change it.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

remember in armageddon where bruce willis drives golf balls into greenpeace activists and says their tugboat pollutes more than his rig? i thought that was a cutting commentary on how people protest things while wearing mass produced clothing and going to grocery stores supplied by real amercia. hollyweird dulled the point a bit by having bruce willis fire a shotgun all over the rig in order to shoot his coworker in the foot and then the rig explodes and gets covered in crude

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Liberal but I think guns are awesome and trying to ban them is pointless.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

breaklaw posted:

gently caress your loving avatar dude. Don't post again until you change it.

what is the matter, friend.


Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I support alternate energy research so we can make the middle east poor and unimportant again.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

remember in armageddon where bruce willis drives golf balls into greenpeace activists and says their tugboat pollutes more than his rig? i thought that was a cutting commentary on how people protest things while wearing clothing they can afford and going to grocery stores supplied by farm subsidies. hollyweird dulled the point a bit by having bruce willis fire a shotgun all over the rig in order to shoot his coworker in the foot and then the rig explodes and gets covered in crude

ftfy

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I think gay people should only marry other gay people

And only people that want guns should buy guns

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

myDad posted:

I think gay people should only marry other gay people

And only people that want guns should buy guns

well you are certainly not my dad (a monster)

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i dont think any director besides michael bay really understands how to simultaneously lionize and lampoon blue collar white america. he got so good hes doing the same for china at the same time. i like to think hell cover all the superpowers by 2020

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


ive seen the light. im a socalist now. god bless

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
I think Islam is a horrible belief system and is incompatible with western society.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


this is fun

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