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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So now that Joe Biden has said he is running for president in 2020 I thought we should have a thread.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I've read that he is a pedophile

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Joe Biden will be 78 years old in 2020, as compared to Trump's sprightly 74

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Joe Biden will be 78 years old in 2020, as compared to Trump's sprightly 74

joe will drive across this earth forever in a trans am, eternally cursed with tragedy yet not given the one blessing of death

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Baloogan posted:

I've read that he is a pedophile

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Baloogan posted:

I've read that he is a pedophile

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYPiV1GsY

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


My username is gonna be relevant af

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

wait a minute

something awful ordered biden pizza back in the day

did we actually create pizzagate

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
oh good another centrist

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


no thanks op

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

to the right of clinton lol

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
isn't he supposed to be curing cancer or something

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

I only agree if he goes by Uncle Joe and wears large great coats. And grows a moustache.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

PleasingFungus posted:

isn't he supposed to be curing cancer or something

yeah by throwing money at pharma companies who will then turn around and charge patients out the rear end if they find anything useful out of it.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ground floor

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

triple sulk posted:

ground floor
My contribution:


"What the gently caress is wrong with these people?"

AceRimmer has issued a correction as of 07:04 on Dec 7, 2016

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Joe Biden owns

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0e-mkhhbs

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I sincerely hope this is an attempt to draw all of the right wing fire on him while allowing the good candidates to slip in under the radar

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

theflyingexecutive posted:

I sincerely hope this is an attempt to draw all of the right wing fire on him while allowing the good candidates to slip in under the radar

uh that was clearly hillary

now it's joe's time to shine

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

theflyingexecutive posted:

I sincerely hope this is an attempt to draw all of the right wing fire on him while allowing the good candidates to slip in under the radar

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Joe Biden will be 78 years old in 2020, as compared to Trump's sprightly 74

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Joe Biden will be 78 years old in 2020, as compared to Trump's sprightly 74

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Joe Biden will be 78 years old in 2020, as compared to Trump's sprightly 74

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
AGEIST!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

political correctness is dead
gently caress that old loving geezer should be in adult diapers in a old mans home

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Baloogan posted:

political correctness is dead
gently caress that old loving geezer should be in adult diapers in a old mans home

Turning on Trump again, I see

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Baloogan posted:

political correctness is dead
gently caress that old loving geezer should be in adult diapers in a old mans home

so should the largest voting bloc in the us

clearly we appeal to white lower class boomer men by running one of their own

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

jiamond doe

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
People over 65 should be mandatory "retired" regardless of position.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
also lose the right to vote theres a good chance they'll die before the next election

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

If Joe Biden had run in 2016 he and Hillary could've split the establishment vote and cleared the way for Sanders to win, much the same way Trump conquered the establishment Republicans because they were divided between several candidates.

If you think about it it's Joe's fault Trump is our president.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


trump will be 78 in 2020 too

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
No matter who gets picked, democrats will find something to hate about them while republicans gladly go to the polls while being repeatedly reamed by a wheat thresher to vote for trump

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

pathetic little tramp posted:

No matter who gets picked, democrats will find something to hate about them while republicans gladly go to the polls while being repeatedly reamed by a wheat thresher to vote for trump

it has been slightly over four years since a democratic candidate was last elected president. could this be the end of the democratic party

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Man Musk posted:

trump will be 78 in 2020 too

Trump will be 74 in 2020.

He'll look 84 tho

if there's one thing i'm really looking forward to, it's seeing Donald Trump's face gradually sink and droop until he looks like somebody's halloween pumpkin that they left on the porch through mid december

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Joe Biden: "What the gently caress did you do during Nam, you draft-dodging punk!"
Trump: :what:
Wolf Blitzer: "Bah gawd that voice!"
Jim Webb laughs as Trump flees the stage.

41 blue states.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

no thanks op

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
2020 TIME cover: "How Jim Webb Led Democrats Out of the Jungle"

2024 TIME cover: "How Radical National Metrication Saved Our Economy"

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