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Dear GBS, I've always had a difficulty maintaining a healthy amount of self-control. In order to get my poo poo together, I've been trying my hardest to get my drinking and weed smokin' under control after doing both on a very regular basis for about five years. However, I've found that it's been tremendously hard to stay sober under the threat of feeling rock bottom depressed. Yes, I am super gay for letting weed affect me so. At any rate, I was wondering; How do you keep the vices away when you're feeling blue? What do you do to keep yourself in check? Lots of love, Your second to least favorite poster PS. This post is directed at the all-knowing and all-loving GBS, and I would like to know the opinion is of the masses therein.
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my nigga have you tried lsd
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Dec 7, 2016 07:40
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clone on the phone posted:my nigga have you tried lsd have you ever considered a trip to Africa for a shamanic iboga session?
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Dec 7, 2016 07:43
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replacement thereapy is an effective solution try sucking a bunch of dicks instead of weed smoke
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Dec 7, 2016 07:45
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I've replaced my drinking and weed smoking with other lesser vices like jerking off and candy so basically I'm 12 again. On the plus side Starburst makes a package with only the red and pink flavor a now.
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Dec 7, 2016 07:48
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Do a bunch of vicodin. Not too much that you have to do Cold water extraction in order to remove stuff for your liver's safety, but start at 10-20mg a day and bummp it up to about 60-80 a day, then take several days of sick/vacation leave, like 4-5, kick your withdrawals. It'll give you some perspective on what lack of self control, depression, and addiction really is like. You'll laugh your rear end off at the idea of ever 'needing' a joint after experiencing what vicodin does to your body. dont seriously do this, obviously, but it would give you perspective.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:have you ever considered a trip to Africa for a shamanic iboga session? I have now
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Dec 7, 2016 07:51
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The thread about self control is wall to wall poo poo posting, heh
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Dec 7, 2016 07:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIKGHbm4-6M
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Dec 7, 2016 07:52
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If you want the shamanic jungle trip experience, go to South America and join an ayahuasca ritual. If you want to kick your heroin addiction with a psychedelic slap in the face from God, find an ibogaine treatment center.
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Dec 7, 2016 07:55
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Play a lot of video games op.
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Dec 7, 2016 07:56
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Have you considered a more moderate approach to curbing your extremism?
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Dec 7, 2016 07:57
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do a exercise
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Dec 7, 2016 07:58
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hang out with friends, do a hobby, go to therapy, drive around alone
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Dec 7, 2016 07:59
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If you want to become the stoned primate who once died within the depths of the desert and was reborn the psychic lizard king of the wastes, try out some mescaline 
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Dec 7, 2016 07:59
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buy a pizza and lie in bed nibbling from it with blankets over your head for two weeks
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Dec 7, 2016 08:00
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basic hitler posted:Do a bunch of vicodin. Not too much that you have to do Cold water extraction in order to remove stuff for your liver's safety, but start at 10-20mg a day and bummp it up to about 60-80 a day, then take several days of sick/vacation leave, like 4-5, kick your withdrawals. It'll give you some perspective on what lack of self control, depression, and addiction really is like. You'll laugh your rear end off at the idea of ever 'needing' a joint after experiencing what vicodin does to your body. Getting so drunk on top of smoking (post detox) that I literally couldn't get off of a toilet seat and had to settle for passing out on my parents' couch a twenty feet away is about as close to this as I want to get. I do understand it though, seeing as feeling that miserable still hasn't convinced my body to want to give it a rest and that I haven't been actually doing drugs with a strong chemical dependency. I'm not a hardcore drug user and yes, I could do much, much worse.
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Dec 7, 2016 08:00
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Yeah but you could also be doing a lot better
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Dec 7, 2016 08:01
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 Alcohol's not a drug?!?"I don't drink" is the new "I don't own a TV"
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Dec 7, 2016 08:03
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Just do a little better
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Dec 7, 2016 08:04
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hey, I never said that it WAS a drug. I will say though that watching this thread could be good replacement therapy.
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Dec 7, 2016 08:05
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 i BELIEVE IN YOU, Starman Super DX!
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Dec 7, 2016 08:10
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
can you do one for me tia
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Dec 7, 2016 08:11
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myDad posted:can you do one for me tia  MY DAD IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL!
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Dec 7, 2016 08:16
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I believe in you too, Starman Super Deluxe 
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Dec 7, 2016 08:20
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basic hitler posted:Do a bunch of vicodin. Not too much that you have to do Cold water extraction in order to remove stuff for your liver's safety, but start at 10-20mg a day and bummp it up to about 60-80 a day, then take several days of sick/vacation leave, like 4-5, kick your withdrawals. It'll give you some perspective on what lack of self control, depression, and addiction really is like. You'll laugh your rear end off at the idea of ever 'needing' a joint after experiencing what vicodin does to your body. Hey you must know my friend, he's doing this except not the stopping part. He's up to the phase where he disappears randomly, sold anything of value he had, steals from people, and lies directly to his wife "I was at <dealers> house. We were BBQing." Every day. For 10 hours a day. I'm rapidly distancing myself from him, gonna cut contact soon. I wouldn't be surprised if he graduated to heroin. He showed me once how he did cold water extraction because he figured out how many pills he could take without liver damage, ate up to that limit, then bought more pills. ballistics statistics fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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Dec 7, 2016 08:33
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
now do one where the head is vomiting guns at me
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Dec 7, 2016 08:36
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start huffing duster in your van and post about it itt
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Dec 7, 2016 08:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
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Dec 7, 2016 08:46
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I stopped drinking a while ago because it's pretty gay, and then I smoked weed for a long time and someone labelled me "dependent" on it so I stopped out of spite I guess. Every time I had an urge I just tell myself "life is pain" and give out a sad sigh, and then after a while sobriety becomes normalcy. So basically just remember life isnt about satisfying yourself, it's about something else?
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Dec 7, 2016 08:50
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a lot of rehab councilors will say that rock bottom is the only motivator for honest change so eat RCs and smoke crack until you wake up naked in a den with an infected rear end in a top hat
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Dec 7, 2016 08:53
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Hey. HEY. Original posts ONLY itt.  Sintax posted:I stopped drinking a while ago because it's pretty gay, and then I smoked weed for a long time and someone labelled me "dependent" on it so I stopped out of spite I guess. Every time I had an urge I just tell myself "life is pain" and give out a sad sigh, and then after a while sobriety becomes normalcy. So basically just remember life isnt about satisfying yourself, it's about something else? Now THIS is a helpful post. The rest of you could learn something from this man!
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Starman Super DX posted:Hey. HEY. Original posts ONLY itt. I was trying to get a big line of "killed by" on page 1 people gotta keep replying and loving it up
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Sintax posted:I stopped drinking a while ago because it's pretty gay, and then I smoked weed for a long time and someone labelled me "dependent" on it so I stopped out of spite I guess. Every time I had an urge I just tell myself "life is pain" and give out a sad sigh, and then after a while sobriety becomes normalcy. So basically just remember life isnt about satisfying yourself, it's about something else?  Let's drink until our hearts stop.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I was trying to get a big line of "killed by" on page 1 Well you hosed up. Now you get the long(er) version.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
nah the new "i dont own a tv" is "i don't do social media"
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Dec 7, 2016 08:57
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Starman Super DX posted:Well you hosed up. Now you get the long(er) version. gbs tetris
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myDad posted:now do one where the head is vomiting guns at me  I... poo poo I totally forgot all the GUNS. MY BAD! -JUST KIDDING YOU STUPID gently caress-MOTHERS   GO FIRE YOUR GUNS AT EACH OTHER AND AT WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND WHATEVER
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Dec 7, 2016 08:59
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Op, I have a question: What was his nAme?
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
What is this thing
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