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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Maybe someone can make some actual good ones?

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:18

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:24

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Rudolph is a lie!

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

VendaGoat posted:

Rudolph is a lie!

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:28

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Mega64 posted:

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mega64 posted:

Lol

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:47

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:47

Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

On a related note, Bad Santa 2 loving sucks.

(I would've posted this in the new movie forum, but every time I post there I get probated.)

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:48

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

haev a very stock photo christmas

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:48

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Putty posted:

haev a very stock photo christmas

Yessssss.

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:51

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Putty posted:

haev a very stock photo christmas

lmao

# ? Dec 10, 2016 00:55

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

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RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

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Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

Putty posted:

# ? Dec 10, 2016 02:01

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

luv 2 date boys posted:

Join the club fatass.

# ? Dec 10, 2016 02:26

ass: Sep 22, 2011; Young Orc

Putty posted:

haev a very stock photo christmas

lol

# ? Dec 10, 2016 02:49

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:14

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Requesting Santa getting trampled by the reindeer please

# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:31

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

requesting sexy muscular santa getting trampled by sexy twinks dressed as reindeer

# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:33

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Dec 10, 2016 07:02

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

holy poo poo

# ? Dec 10, 2016 07:31

BlastYouVileWoman: Sep 26, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Putty posted:

noice! suck my little metal dick santy claus

# ? Dec 10, 2016 07:33

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

remember to leave out cookies i guess

# ? Dec 10, 2016 08:38

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

# ? Dec 10, 2016 09:33

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Dec 10, 2016 10:03

Metanaut: Oct 9, 2006; Honey it's tight like that.; College Slice

# ? Dec 10, 2016 11:17

just ray: Jan 3, 2014; by merry exmarx

im getting bad diarrhea from overhydrating i think.

# ? Dec 10, 2016 11:38

just ray: Jan 3, 2014; by merry exmarx

actually its from this hrrible thread and the OP attempting to make people be funny for him

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Dec 10, 2016 11:46

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Could it be, everyone? Suicidal Santa is here?!?! :stoked:

# ? Dec 10, 2016 11:53

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Dec 10, 2016

# ? Dec 10, 2016 12:14

Katty!: Aug 26, 2015; Chillin'

low hanging fruit, merry christmas

# ? Dec 11, 2016 00:26

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Mr.Kattykat posted:

low hanging fruit, merry christmas

Wait, what hit the first tower?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 01:15

Number_6: Jul 23, 2006; BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine); Pillbug

Mr.Kattykat posted:

low hanging fruit, merry christmas

If I had any balls I'd use this for my Christmas cards this year.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 01:22

Number_6: Jul 23, 2006; BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine); Pillbug

Applewhite posted:

Wait, what hit the first tower?

The first sleigh was flown by a disgruntled former mall Santa who lost his job because of amazon.com and walmart.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 01:25

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

Wait, what hit the first tower?

Rudolph the red-nosed plane deer.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:32

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Mega64 posted:

Man don't even tease Elizabeth Mitchell like that

# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:36

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

just ray posted:

actually its from this hrrible thread and the OP attempting to make people be funny for him

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

i see mega64 got his feelings hurt

# ? Dec 11, 2016 18:33

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

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