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Mommy or Daddy
Mommy
Daddy
both
neither
ketchup
Goku freeing lab animals and taking revenge on scientists
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Lets solve this once and for all.

Mommy or Daddy?




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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Yummy Mummy

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

i forgot about yummy mummy. cant edit poll, mods?

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
Fatty Daddy

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

klapman posted:

Fatty Daddy

need to add this one as well.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
How do you see a poll on the awful app because voting is important to me

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
No votes for good ole dad yet, thats kinda sad.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Oooooo daddy

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


double mommys goin by the size of them tittays

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

no voting on awful app but I assume there's a comedy option so i pick that

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
This post is very heteronormative. Mods?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

no voting on awful app but I assume there's a comedy option so i pick that

you voted "Goku saving lab animals and getting revenge on the scientists"

it was very funny!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

This post is very heteronormative. Mods?

the bible says mommy and daddy, not seamus and matty

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
this thread sure is something....

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
lotta mommas boys itt

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

a bone to pick posted:

this thread sure is something....

YEAH I KNOW IT SUCKS I WAS IMAGining it to be very popular and having lots of replies but that didnt happen and to be perfectly honest with you i'm nonplussed about it and so should you be.

i really need to take a shower. i feel like alantutorial lost in the woods, all bloody and dirty with nowhere to turn.

i think maybe some vodka.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wanna be the mommy. :catbert:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I wanna be the mommy. :catbert:

uh yeah. sure. you can be the mommy on tuesdays and thursdays ok

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Daddy's cummies

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
my mommy had to be daddy too, cause daddy went to the BIG HOUSE mommy said we cant go to visit though

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

what is the cummies situation

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Mommy cummies are superior IMO due to the sheer fluid volume

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Mummy's tatties

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Blue Train posted:

what is the cummies situation

let's break down the cummies

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Hardawn posted:

my mommy had to be daddy too, cause daddy went to the BIG HOUSE mommy said we cant go to visit though

a big house? that sounds cool and i wish mommy would let us go.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

uh yeah. sure. you can be the mommy on tuesdays and thursdays ok

I'm the mommy hahahahaha. :j:

*queefs, produces milk*

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
I'm the Dommy :smuggo:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


on the one hand i feel bad for ppl who have bad relationships with either or both parents but on the other hand i find it really lame when someone with daddy issues tries to make their problems into some kind of social norm like hey rear end in a top hat i love my parents deal with it.

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Don't listen to the haters OP, I think you have surpassed your previous efforts with this thread. Don't worry that most people think you're unfunny.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
desperately searched for nipple in the first picture

got rewarded by the last one

thanks op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

This post is very heteronormative. Mods?

yeah mods pls ban kleen already

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my daddy is on house arrest and hides liquor from his PO by burying it next to his shed

dont get me started on mommy

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hardawn posted:

lotta mommas boys itt

Shut up or I'll tell mommy on you.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Microwave's mom

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I'm the baby, gotta love me!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm more into my girlfriend OP however your mom does look kinda hot in that last pic in a "3am after a keg of beer" kinda way

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

KomodoWagon posted:

I'm more into my girlfriend OP however your mom does look kinda hot in that last pic in a "3am after a keg of beer" kinda way

very good vote

i would say my gf is also hotter than your mom, but only slightly !!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

This post is very heteronormative. Mods?

kiss my black rear end

let's go with cool grandpa

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Bilbo Bellend
May 18, 2004

Senor Dog posted:

Mummy's tatties

Daddy's tatties,
Mummy's Yummies.
....
Fatty's cummies?

I keep crunching the numbers, but I'm still not sure if this is the right answer.
Maybe it's Uncle's Dunkles. You know - like the ones we're NEVER supposed to talk about?

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