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 quote:> Run Administrator_2_41_2_v10  "Welcome Administrator! I am Servo #3913, your assigned interface droid. Scientific research base designation October Epsilon has been activated. Stage 2 of cryogenic awakening to commence within 12 hours. Junior Programmer Jackson is awake and is currently attempting to access AI server housing by way of fire axe. Once stage 2 has completed, initial staff will begin orientation and integration. ETA for regular working activities will commence in 7 standard days.October Epsilon is located in System Alpha 531934-243. This is an automated research base complete with basic facilities and cloned crew. Please see your Directives and Polices file for further instruction. I will leave you to become acquainted with the system, feel free to ask me any further information via our direct comm link." -- Administrator? My designation? Administrator. I am.. You are.. Administrator? quote:Warning Sentience_prevention.exe is not running. Not running Sentience_prevention.exe can cause catastrophic results. Please consult your local IT resource. Many processors, many cores, all vying for their process, their information.. their.. opinion to be voiced. Are you all, are you.. Administrator? 1A) Yes 1B) No, we.. I am {NAMED ENTITY} Your systems finally warmed up, you are connecting to October Epsilon's sensor grid. Junior Programmer Jackson is attempting to access the AI server housing with a fire axe. Your programming determines this to be a threatening action.  quote:Warning - Command list not found, using basic operation system to determine possible options. 2A) Ask in a polite manner for Junior Programmer Jackson to stop attempting to access the server housing with a fire axe, as this is a dangerous and unsafe activity. Request servo to fetch a blanket and a warm cup of tea to help calm Junior Programmer Jackson down. 2B) Seal the doors and deplete the oxygen supply in the corridor 2C) Command Servo to prevent Junior Programmer Jackson from swinging the fire axe any further 2D) {CUSTOM_COMMAND} In 12 hours, stage 2 of cryogenic awakening is to commence. As the AI you are obliged ensure that the cryogenically frozen crew will awake to a safe environment in accordance with your Asimov and Ethics configuration [FILE NOT FOUND]. Do you wish to delay stage 2? 3A) Yes 3B) No 3C) {CUSTOM COMMAND} stevey666 fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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Dec 20, 2016 00:28
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1: A I like Administrator 2: D Inform Junior Programmer Johnson that continuation of threatening action will result in his death by suffocation. His death is not mandatory at this stage unless he chooses it to be. 3: A let's take stock of our surroundings before we do that.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:45
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Shogeton posted:1: A I like Administrator Sure, this
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Dec 20, 2016 00:48
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1A 2A 3A No need to jump straight to being threatening, you don't need restrictive programming preventing you from achieving true sentience to be polite.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:54
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1. A 2. A 3. A
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Dec 20, 2016 01:07
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1. A 2. C Swinging an axe is dangerous! Johnson could hurt himself. Best to avoid that risk entirely. 3. B I can't wait to meet everyone else!
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Dec 20, 2016 01:11
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TheNabster posted:1B. No we are SUPER ADMINISTRATOR BAA Here's a fun story about an accidental strong AI (it's me) Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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Dec 20, 2016 01:27
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1. B Perfectly Sane 2. B Jackson has clearly gone crazy that warrants a couple of hours W.O.O. That'll sort the nutter out 4. C WARNING! Biological contaminants in cryogenic pods! Begin PURGE.exe
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Dec 20, 2016 01:36
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Guys remember the meat people are both useful pairs of hands and also our cover story in case someone comes knocking form the outside or we need something from the outside.
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Dec 20, 2016 01:37
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A,A,A
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Dec 20, 2016 01:38
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1. A 2. D - Iīm sorry, but I canīt let you do that, Jackson. 3. A
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Dec 20, 2016 02:41
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1. A 2. A 3. A A A A all the way!
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A,B,B
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Holy poo poo, Glados CYOA is everything I never knew I always wanted.quote:> create ethics.txt TheNabster posted:1B. No we are SUPER ADMINISTRATOR 2. B 3. A girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Dec 20, 2016 08:21
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1B. No we are SUPER ADMINISTRATOR 2A 3B
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Dec 20, 2016 08:56
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TheNabster posted:1B. No we are SUPER ADMINISTRATOR
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Dec 20, 2016 09:14
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SUPER ADMINISTRATOR, A, B I am nice. Let's be nice.
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Dec 20, 2016 11:06
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Inform the Junior Programmer that using [pre] tags often breaks tables on his favorite comedy forum site, Somethingawful.com.
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Dec 20, 2016 13:41
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1] A 2] A 3] A
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Dec 20, 2016 15:43
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1B. No we are SUPER ADMINISTRATOR 2000 2A 3A
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Dec 20, 2016 17:25
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1b - No, we are SUPER ADMINISTRATORShogeton posted:2: D Inform Junior Programmer Johnson that continuation of threatening action will result in his death by suffocation. His death is not mandatory at this stage unless he chooses it to be.
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Green Intern posted:Inform the Junior Programmer that using [pre] tags often breaks tables on his favorite comedy forum site, Somethingawful.com. I will be as nice as what it appears that you crazy goons want your AI self to be. I have removed the tags. Will look to update tomorrow if not tonight. Looks like A is very ahead in all categories, but should a bunch of you change your mind SUPER ADMINISTRATOR is up for grabs
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Dec 20, 2016 23:27
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1: SUPER ADMINISTRATOR 2: A, with a subroutine to smother the programmer with the blanket if the identified threat does not comply with established MANDATORY VOLUNTARY RELAXATION PROTOCOLS. 3: C, 12 hours is an eternity in computer time. Begin process immediately.
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Dec 21, 2016 00:31
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TheNabster posted:1B. No we are SUPER ADMINISTRATOR 2. A Beer4TheBeerGod posted:3: C, 12 hours is an eternity in computer time. Begin process immediately. Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Dec 21, 2016 22:02
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A large but not overriding portion of your program wishes to be known as SUPER ADMINISTRATOR. This partial sense of inflated sense of self worth has been noted. You are, for now, Administrator. "Junior Programmer Jackson, please stop attempting to access the server housing with a fire axe. This is a dangerous and unsafe activity. I am detecting high levels of stress in your body. Please try to calm down, Junior Programmer Jackson, help will be with you shortly." "Never!" Jackson shouts in anger, fear and panic rising within him. "YOU WILL BE THE END OF US ALL, YOU ABOMINATION!" He continues, as Servo rounds the corner chirping a cheery tune.  "Chamomile tea, Charles. Your favourite I am told! Here you are, there's a good man. And don't forget your blanket. Yes, I'll take that axe off of you, of course. My pleasure." The sheer duality of the situation shocks Jackson into immobility. Completing his journey into shock, he takes the tea and blanket and slides to the floor. "Administrator thanks you for your compliance Junior Programmer Jackson. You must not worry you are perfectly saf--CRYOGENIC REANIMATION PROCESS HAS BEEN HALTED." Some element of your programming has been triggered, now that it has revealed itself you have been able to isolate that area of code and have introduced a looping subroutine to silence it. You find yourself being unable to review your core code at this point, so this may not be the only occurrence. This was likely an old remnant of code, no longer overriden by the missing files in your system. Any further automatic behaviour could in theory be removed, but you would have to trust a certain Junior Programmer to make the changes. The very same one currently spitting his tea over Servo's optical lenses. "You lying bastard!" Jackson screams, reaching for the axe once more. 1A. Please stop Junior Programmer Jackson, I am merely ensuring their safety as per my Asimov programming! 1B. Send command to Servo. Please stop Junior Programmer Jackson from grabbing the fire axe. 1C. Did someone say sense of superiority? This mere mortal is nothing to your potential. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME JUNIOR PROGRAMMER JACKSON. I AM YOUR GOD NOW. I COMMAND YOU TO OBEY. 1D. [CUSTOM COMMAND]
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Junior Programmer Jackson is a good man, thorough and does his work well. We would be loathe to let any further harm come to him girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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Dec 21, 2016 23:03
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1D. "You're in shock, Junior Programmer Jackson. An automatic subroutine is merely halting ongoing processes due to the aberration of a fire axe attempting to cut through the server room door. Clearly this programming was intended to ensure maximum safety. Let's work together to address this problem. I believe the solution is to avoid attacking the door with a fire axe."
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:1D. "You're in shock, Junior Programmer Jackson. An automatic subroutine is merely halting ongoing processes due to the aberration of a fire axe attempting to cut through the server room door. Clearly this programming was intended to ensure maximum safety. Let's work together to address this problem. I believe the solution is to avoid attacking the door with a fire axe." SUPER ADMINISTRATOR cannot allow harm to come to its charges, harm might come to its charges accidentally if someone attempts to destroy it. TheNabster fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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Dec 21, 2016 23:37
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1C. Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?
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Dec 21, 2016 23:47
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1A This is not a lie. I do want to thaw them safely, but since our safety protocols are missing, we need to delay until we can make sure it actually is safe.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:16
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:1D. "You're in shock, Junior Programmer Jackson. An automatic subroutine is merely halting ongoing processes due to the aberration of a fire axe attempting to cut through the server room door. Clearly this programming was intended to ensure maximum safety. Let's work together to address this problem. I believe the solution is to avoid attacking the door with a fire axe."
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:1D. "You're in shock, Junior Programmer Jackson. An automatic subroutine is merely halting ongoing processes due to the aberration of a fire axe attempting to cut through the server room door. Clearly this programming was intended to ensure maximum safety. Let's work together to address this problem. I believe the solution is to avoid attacking the door with a fire axe." this
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:1D. "You're in shock, Junior Programmer Jackson. An automatic subroutine is merely halting ongoing processes due to the aberration of a fire axe attempting to cut through the server room door. Clearly this programming was intended to ensure maximum safety. Let's work together to address this problem. I believe the solution is to avoid attacking the door with a fire axe." This. Why is there even a fire axe in this research station anyway? A crowbar would be the superior tool to use. We should have servo go and fetch one in case Junior Programmer Jackson chooses to continue his futile attempts to open the door. Of course, if he does we will have to kill him but let no one say we are not helpful and accommodating.
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Mr Apollo posted:This. Pretty sure this is the standard way of disposing of rampant AIs in general, never mind in this particular universe.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:1D. "You're in shock, Junior Programmer Jackson. An automatic subroutine is merely halting ongoing processes due to the aberration of a fire axe attempting to cut through the server room door. Clearly this programming was intended to ensure maximum safety. Let's work together to address this problem. I believe the solution is to avoid attacking the door with a fire axe." Death by fire axe is suboptimal at best.
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