ITT we are in a bomb shelter but someone has to go

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

obviously not me i am the protagonist of the story.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:19

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BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

Ill go. Close thread.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:20

I Am A Robot: Jul 1, 2006

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Ill go. Close thread.

appreciate it

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:23

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Ill go. Close thread.

wow i was hoping someone memorable would fall onthe sword here, you have me at a disadvantage

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:24

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Ill go. Close thread.

You will be remembered fondly until a few days from now.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:24

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Yeah I will always remember you boy of pogs

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:25

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

That's it? We're just letting him go? It's not like we have an unlimited supply of food.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:28

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

we got pigs in this shelter?! hell yeah this apocalypse is gonna be radioactive

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:29

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

(Goes on OP.)

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:29

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

The smallest dick must go first, we have to be concerned with the gene pool

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:31

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

"does this bomb shelter have a tinder?"

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:32

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

AKA Pseudonym posted:

That's it? We're just letting him go? It's not like we have an unlimited supply of food.

bee of pugs will leave with none of our food dont worry and we will watch him starve in the anteroom

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:33

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Smash it Smash hit posted:

bee of pugs will leave with none of our food dont worry and we will watch him starve in the anteroom

I think sicko was suggesting we eat him

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:38

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

oh heh gross

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:41

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Ill go. Close thread.

We will need this sort of selflessness in the bomb shelter. I say we reject their offer and go with someone less willing.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:44

BiggestOrangeTree: May 19, 2008

Everyone leaves and the only casualty is the shoddily constructed bunker like on The Simpsons. Do you guys remember that show

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:43

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Im the fat guy thats eating all the snacks, but denying it and constantly doing eggy farts.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:44

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I can't go. I'm a clown and the world of the future will need laughter.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:45

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

I sabotage BAE OF PIGS attempt to leave and take their spot, on some notion that we need young regdates and not old regdates to repopulate the forums. Moral of the story is: welp.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:47

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

i need everyone to stop trying to be a hero

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:51

butterbar: Dec 14, 2016; If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

I'll just go in the corner. Or an old bottle

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:52

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

I get to stay because I brought a truck filled with doritos locos tacos

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:53

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

but it's my day off...

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:55

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I volunteer as long as someone suck my dick one last time first

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:58

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

I get to stay because I started sucking dicks even before we learnt someone would have to leave. None of you johnny-come-latelys get to suck your way out of this one.

Note: I wrote this post before reading this one:

Zzulu posted:

I volunteer as long as someone suck my dick one last time first

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:59

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

this is a hosed up world of dirty dick suckin and cheesy doritos inspired cuisine

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:01

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Moon Atari posted:

We will need this sort of selflessness in the bomb shelter. I say we reject their offer and go with someone less willing.

Heroism is too valuable a trait in the new world, we can't let our best be sacrificed

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:02

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

WE ARE getting no where fast yall i am going to have to just start doing this the ol fashioned way:

what number am i thinking?

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:21

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Smash it Smash hit posted:

WE ARE getting no where fast yall i am going to have to just start doing this the ol fashioned way:

what number am i thinking?

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:21

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

damnit, okay start over

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:22

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:27

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

*Is a random survivor pounding away on the door of the shelter*
Guys. Let me in. It's like... super radioactive out here. Show some humanity.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:31

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:31

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

> Open window

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:34

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Smash it Smash hit posted:

damnit, okay start over

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:38

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

*Is a random survivor pounding away on the door of the shelter*
Guys. Let me in. It's like... super radioactive out here. Show some humanity.

*Opens the door for this rear end in a top hat, making the problem worse.*

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:46

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

18 Character Limit posted:

*Opens the door for this rear end in a top hat, making the problem worse.*

*makes a beeline for the food, rations, and rad-away*

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:47

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

*makes a beeline for the food, rations, and rad-away*

Jokes on you that's not radaway they are trumps mandatory piss rations

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:50

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

I'll start cutting some straws

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:52

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

"I know how to settle this."

*Rips a world war one-era gas weapon level of bad fart in the middle of the room*

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:53

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