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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Did America really wish they could bang Ivanka? Do you think Bernie could've actually beaten Trump, but the establishment hosed him over?? Was 11/9 an inside job???

If you believe in any of this poo poo or have your own ideas, then post and discuss!

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Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
For the first debate, Hillary Clinton:

  • had a microphone on her collar
  • had a microphone on the back of her neck
  • had a microphone surgically implanted in her ear
  • was given questions verbatim a week prior to the debate
  • had printed questions on her podium
  • had secret hand signals for the moderator
  • was sick with pneumonia, AIDS, and cancer and was at death's door
  • was hopped up on combat drugs and illegal chemicals just to remain conscious
  • poo poo herself
  • pissed herself

All at the same time.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Trump won because he was the better candidate

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
(((Bernie Sanders)))

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


My favorite conspiracy theory is that Trump won legitimately and without outside help.

Thanks for providing this forum to discuss such things.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Trump likes to drink pee because he believes it gives him sexual powers.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
bernie is a russian agent, his supporters are russian agents, jill stein too, anyone who did not vote directly for hillary clinton is actually a russian agent

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Hemingway To Go! posted:

bernie is a russian agent, his supporters are russian agents, jill stein too, anyone who did not vote directly for hillary clinton is actually a russian agent

this but hillary clinton is also a russian agent. source: i'm a russian agent. and, by the way, i recognize you as a fellow russian agent from around the rezidentura.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


hilldawgs 9/11 collapse was due to a massive orgasms

upload image online

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Bernie was a legit and serious candidate and wasn't just Mike Gravel 2.0 benefiting from there being no field aside from Hilary & Martin O'Malley.*








*Gravel had legislative accomplishments so kind of an insult to him TBQH

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The DNC are a bunch of weak willed idiots at the beck and call of hillary.

After the election,

The DNC are a bunch of weak willed idiots at the beck and call of hillary.

I wonder why the democratic party lost.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

MODS KNEW.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

That conspiracy theory where Trump was in cahoots with Clinton to rig her victory by being the dumbest most unlikable rear end in a top hat possible so people would vote for Hillary in droves always made a certain amount of sense to me, and even now that he's won I'm still not 100% convinced it's not true and they're both just too incompetent to properly throw a match.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
That one democrat who bragged about killing all those viet cong could have beat Trump

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Extra Large Marge posted:

That one democrat who bragged about killing all those viet cong could have beat Trump

A Jim Webb of lies

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Extra Large Marge posted:

That one democrat who bragged about killing all those viet cong could have beat Trump

He sucked a baby dick once.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Extra Large Marge posted:

That one democrat who bragged about killing all those viet cong could have beat Trump

"Jim Webb" would've lost, sure.

"Jim Webb, but woke"? Now we're talking.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Bernie Sanders could have won

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
illegal immigrants love risking it all to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

That America won't me made great again by president Donald J Trump

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

bernie would have won

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the clinton campaign had an unprecedented ground-level turnout operation using the latest technology improving upon obama's historic campaign

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames
I quite like the conspiracy theory that large numbers of people voted for Trump because they're too stupid to tell the difference between real and fake news and would have totally voted for Clinton if The Russians hadn't tried to interfere with the election.

I mean it seems pretty far fetched to me but I've seen a lot of the better known fake news outlets running with this story.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Hillary could beat trump

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Bernie would have liost

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
The DNC fought to make sure Bernie Sanders was not the nominee

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Junior Jr. posted:

Do you think Bernie could've actually beaten Trump, but the establishment hosed him over??

Uh, I don't think this qualifies as a conspiracy theory.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Be careful what you write because ALL conspiracy theories eventually turn out to be true.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Podesta shot Harambe

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

glowstick party tonight posted:

The DNC fought to make sure Bernie Sanders was not the nominee

I mean not really.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
heres a non-conspiracy theory:

osama won

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

angerbeet posted:

Bernie would have liost

I must differ, my friend. I believe it is quite well established that Mr. Bernie Sanders, this nation's most famous democratic socialist, would have laid waste to Donald "Liberace" Trump in the general election. In the end older white males would have voted for the guy with more testosterone, whereas Donald Trump has mainly estrogen in his system.

LOVE,
VITALIS

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

angerbeet posted:

Bernie would have liost

I must differ, my friend. I believe it is quite well established that Mr. Bernie Sanders, this nation's most famous democratic socialist, would have laid waste to Donald "Liberace" Trump in the general election. In the end older white males would have voted for the guy with more testosterone, whereas Donald Trump has mainly estrogen in his system.

LOVE,
VITALIS

edit: this was so important I posted twice.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Trump won because he was the better candidate

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bip Roberts posted:

I mean not really.

i mean they literally emailed each other to discuss weaknesses in bernie's platform you can read them if you want

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
here look at this single wikileaks email from the head of the DNC forwarding inside emails from the sanders campaign to give the clinton campaign a heads up

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/3023#efmAMFAMSAM-ANBAOIAOhAOiAPV

you gotta be stupid to say they didnt conspire sorry

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

glowstick party tonight posted:

The DNC fought to make sure Bernie Sanders was not the nominee

uhm this just fake news, it's been fact-checked and shown to be false...

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Pawn 17 posted:

Be careful what you write because ALL conspiracy theories eventually turn out to be true.

Nintendo did 9/11??!!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Shmorky did nothing wrong

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The United States has the government we deserve.

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