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2017 is here, the great war is upon us. No one will be spared. If you hope to live through the coming storm, you will have to pick a side and join the fight. Who are you signing up with? Here are some of your options: ISIS and the Greater Sunni Caliphate - fight the infidels, take their land, rape their women, all while wearing a stylish beard. EuroNazis - the fourth Reich is conquering Europe via the most insidious method: democratic elections. Defend the white race from the immigrant hordes. La Raza - from the shadow of the Spanish empire comes the Hispanic/Latino/Spanish nation. Currently winning the demographic race in North America. Chinese People's Party - the Middle Kingdom makes its move for control of the South China Sea and the West Coast real estate market. Inscrutable. Trump's America - racist redditors drawing cartoons and collecting guns got their man in the White House. Now they make those bitches pay for rejecting them. House of The Ayatollah - Shia Islam and the Iranian sphere of influence. Free Aleppo with purchase of Hizbollah. The Warsaw Pact - Putin is getting the band back together. In fascist Russia, Cold War starts you. Marxist Guerrillas - not just for South America anymore. Now that the political left has collapsed in every western country, form your own communist terrorism cell in the developed world. Every month is Black September. The Subcontinent - India is a nuclear power now, and has more people than anyone. Once they master basic sanitation they will be unstoppable. Divide and conquer. ...and many more... Pick a side. Describe their strengths, what your goals are, who you want to kill, and attempt to make a compelling argument getting others to join. Come up with a slogan or catch phrase, design a new flag, make alliances and then stab them in the back and murder their people. Who will you choose?
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La Raza because they have the best food out of all of these groups. Also I want to kill everyone and so far they've shown themselves to be pretty capable of doing a very good job in that part of the scenario.
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Jan 16, 2017 02:34
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Good evening, The Management. If you don't mind a good deal, I would very much like to know the odds . . . the spread, if you will . . . before I select a side. LOVE, VITALIS
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Jan 16, 2017 02:34
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start leaving copies of the turner diaries at bus stops
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Jan 16, 2017 02:36
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i stand with the krust 
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Jan 16, 2017 02:38
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i stand with the krust PBUH
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Jan 16, 2017 02:39
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Murray Mantoinette posted:La Raza because they have the best food out of all of these groups. Your main enemy is Trump's America and high real estate prices. How will you battle them? What's your strategy for conquering America and eradicating the scourge of white people on this great continent. Who will you ally with? Marxist Guerrillas seem like a good fit, but how about NarcoTerrorists or Québécois? I think there's potential here.
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Jan 16, 2017 02:45
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stroke my lobes
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Jan 16, 2017 02:45
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au gratin potatoes now that's a quality side
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Jan 16, 2017 02:47
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BeefThief posted:stroke my lobes Only if you stroke my antennae
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Jan 16, 2017 02:48
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whos nice
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Jan 16, 2017 02:48
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My Man Shran posted:Only if you stroke my antennae ok
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Jan 16, 2017 02:49
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treasure bear posted:whos nice Me, come over and hangout at my place and we'll play games. 
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Jan 16, 2017 02:50
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Dreddout posted:Me, come over and hangout at my place and we'll play games. if you let me be the green pieces im on your side
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Jan 16, 2017 02:52
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Satanist Anarchist Defense Because our Lord is Power through Chaos
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Jan 16, 2017 02:53
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Whoever wins, we all lose
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Jan 16, 2017 02:55
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I choose tennessee white trash
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Jan 16, 2017 02:55
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The Irish diaspora could rule the world if we could unite and get our poo poo together, but we're Irish. Being Catholic might be worth something if our leadership weren't a bunch of celibate weenies. They lost their hatred of heretics (aka protestants) and have no real mass appeal anymore. The Quebecers are lovely terrorists they managed to kill just one guy before a frenchie PM shut them down.
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Jan 16, 2017 02:59
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I hear a lot about those ISIS fellows and they must be doing something right to have such name recognition, so I'll go with them
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Jan 16, 2017 03:11
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Marxist guerillas, because I'd get to spend time yelling at pansy soft millenials (before one of them negligently discharges and kills me)
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Jan 16, 2017 03:15
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Trump's America because I like to laugh and the whining about him is loving hilarious burn the shithole down
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Jan 16, 2017 03:17
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I'm going Trump for the bonus to attack vs minorities. Most people are not white so I figure this will be pretty huge.
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Jan 16, 2017 03:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odrfx7WmNWQ A las barricadas, mi hermanos
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Jan 16, 2017 03:22
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm going Trump for the bonus to attack vs minorities. Most people are not white so I figure this will be pretty huge. you also have a higher chance to critically piss
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Jan 16, 2017 03:22
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The warsaw pact, got the word "war" right in the name so you know they're probably pretty serious about it.
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Jan 16, 2017 03:24
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Digital Fingers posted:The warsaw pact, got the word "war" right in the name so you know they're probably pretty serious about it. don't lie you're just in it for the poles
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Jan 16, 2017 03:27
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Aren't there whole dumb websites out there for this dumbass nation roleplaying?
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Jan 16, 2017 03:28
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Seizure Meat posted:don't lie you're just in it for the poles you mohterfucker
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Jan 16, 2017 03:29
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I'm going to try being a neo nazi ill tell you guys how it goes
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Jan 16, 2017 03:29
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I would broker the alliance between La Raza, The Marxists, and The Quebecois, but it would all fall apart after one of the Quebecers makes a pass at one of the La Raza guys' girlfriends just as the Marxists realize that they are collapsing under the dead weight of thousands of tumblrinas. This would then lead to the hardened ISIS guys slaughtering a bunch of the marxists, but ultimately being stopped by a cadre of cholos from La Raza who just give no fucks. Edit: this takes place after most of Trump's America dies from the incompatibility of their lovely health and the rigors of the poo poo having actually gone down.
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The Management posted:Your main enemy is Trump's America and high real estate prices. How will you battle them? What's your strategy for conquering America and eradicating the scourge of white people on this great continent. Who will you ally with? Marxist Guerrillas seem like a good fit, but how about NarcoTerrorists or Québécois? I think there's potential here. Easy. High real-estate prices will be combated by getting a bunch of vatos and other assorted browns to move in nearby. Also no alliances because this is actually probably a thinly veiled front for the militarized narco cartels and we can just kill everyone just fine on our own thank you very mucho. e: Seizure Meat posted:don't lie you're just in it for the poles lmao
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Jan 16, 2017 03:51
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Can I multiclass Marxist Guerrillas and The Subcontinent?
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Jan 16, 2017 04:00
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Millions of Crows posted:The Irish diaspora could rule the world if we could unite and get our poo poo together, but we're Irish. In a lot of way, especially religiously, you guys could hook up with La Raza easily.
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Jan 16, 2017 04:08
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I want to spec for anime???
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Jan 16, 2017 04:12
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Can I multiclass Marxist Guerrillas and The Subcontinent? If you can pull it off. I don't know if communism is big there. There are plenty of more classes to choose from, my list was just to get you started. Maybe you want to build a new Japanese army with 70 year olds in battlemech suits and anime schoolgirl robots. Fight to restore the glory of the empire.
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Jan 16, 2017 04:26
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Millions of Crows posted:The Irish diaspora could rule the world if we could unite and get our poo poo together, but we're Irish. mazzi Chart Czar posted:In a lot of way, especially religiously, you guys could hook up with La Raza easily. You guys are down with chainsawing people's heads off and drinking until really, really late right?
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Jan 16, 2017 04:30
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I feel like Marxist Guerillas would have the most sex so that's me I'm that.
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Jan 16, 2017 04:32
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if I have to pick a side then I pick the inside of ops mom
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Jan 16, 2017 04:35
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I pick House Atreides. They have air superiority with ornithopters, ground superiority with sonic tanks, and great spec ops capabilities with the Fremen.
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I choose tennessee white trash Hell, yeah, the Volunteers! They beat the Huskers in the Music City Bowl! They should relish this, though, because I believe they will lose the next time they play a Big 10 team. I say this because Big 10 students are generally much smarter than Tennessee undergraduates, in general terms. But Tennessee people are fine people, and I love hanging with them. And downtown Nashville is really fine! LOVE, VITALIS
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