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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

I think we should take an example from USA Comic Book Hero Superman and just gently caress nazis up 24/7

Superman could not give less of a gently caress about ratzi guns


or tanks




or even planes


oh poo poo superman is so loving tough, maybe if we hide under the oceaOH gently caress

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

some of his friends were a bit less dedicated to the cause though

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


an inspiration to us all

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
communist superman was fash as hell though

superman was a nazi too and was super down with that

If you want to be a freedom fighter and bash fash be batman

MariusLecter has issued a correction as of 22:52 on Jan 16, 2017

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
idk all i see is a bunch of gay innuendos

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

MariusLecter posted:

communist superman was fash as hell though

superman was a nazi too and was super down with that

If you want to be a freedom fighter and bash fash be batman

Batman is the ultimate fascist.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Actually batman is wealthy as gently caress and employs at least one black guy (Lucius Fox, movies) or LGBT individual (Robin, all the other poo poo) so he is a Democrat I think

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
meant specifically red son batman, he is turnip dirt poor and kicks communist supermans rear end while wearing a bat ears ushanka

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Rand alPaul posted:

Batman is the ultimate fascist.

and you may well question why he didn't do more for the war effort beyond palling around with a bunch of underage boy "commandos" given that he should not have been prevented from intervening directly in Europe by Hitlers control of the Spear of Destiny as Superman and other US based heroes with supernatural powers were

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

batman didn't actually fight that many nazis unlike superman and wonder woman who fought nazis every loving second of every day

he did tool around in warzones a lot though





Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

"hey batman can you maybe help me fight the mutant nazi jungle rapists"

"sure I can...by helping support WAR BONDS AND STAMPS!"

"thanks batman"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i know

its fukken super , man!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

wonder woman on the other hand spent most of her time chained to things and being put in dire peril by dick-shaped objects





she was at least fighting nazis though, but only the ones with creepy sex dungeons

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Yinlock posted:

she was at least fighting nazis though, but only the ones with creepy sex dungeons

So all of them

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Brown Menace posted:

So all of them

every single officer yeah

a private can't afford a lavish sex dungeon

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

every single officer yeah

a private can't afford a lavish sex dungeon

why do you think theyre called privates :q:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
WW: oh no, you've bondaged me in my own wrist armor things I am powerless
Please don't take me to your aryan hugo boss sex dungeon, aaaanything but thaaaat :wink:

MariusLecter has issued a correction as of 00:52 on Jan 17, 2017

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
any woman that bashes a fash is a wonder and any man who bashes a fash is super :wink:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

WW: oh no, you've bondaged me in my own wrist armor things I am powerless
Please don't take me to your aryan hugo boss sex dungeon, aaaanything but thaaaat :wink:

you joke but uh



90% of all early wonderventures are "oh no i've been tied up by the sexmaster and taken to his evil lair"

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Yinlock posted:

you joke but uh



90% of all early wonderventures are "oh no i've been tied up by the sexmaster and taken to his evil lair"

So, Bettie Page porn in cartoon form.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Wonder Woman should never not be drawn by bondage fetishists ham-handedly injecting their fetish into the comic. It's truer to the source.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder Woman should never not be drawn by bondage fetishists ham-handedly injecting their fetish into the comic. It's truer to the source.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Yinlock posted:

you joke but uh



90% of all early wonderventures are "oh no i've been tied up by the sexmaster and taken to his evil lair"

Yeah that was kinda her thing back in the beginning.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
gently caress up the fash and get down with your comrades :q:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Yeah that was kinda her thing back in the beginning.

and of course nobody ever brings up her predecessor, MISS VICTORY, who lived by a slightly different motto: "shut up and fight"






she eventually also descended into bondage stories to try and match wonder woman's popularity, but the writer didn't have the same fetish so it was always like "i'm just doing this long enough to get all the ratzi plans before i gently caress them up hardcore" instead of "oh noooo not the spanking machine tee hee"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
Joan Wayne, niiiiiiiice

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