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Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I searched for "semen" on the forums, much like I do in real life, and these are the search results for how many times it shows up in a few subforums. Try and guess #1

D&D: 160. GBS: 89
ADTRW 100
Book Barn 81
FYAD 67
Let's Play 13

# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:54

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:38

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

mama mia!
e: seriously tho how are anime boards talking about jizz so much, the only thing I can think of is evangelion

# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:58

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Dali Parton posted:

mama mia!
e: seriously tho how are anime boards talking about jizz so much, the only thing I can think of is evangelion

it's because they get sexually aroused by cartoons and probably talk about jacking their tiny dicks to it and then :gizz:

# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:05

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

26 results for jizz wailer

# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:06

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:58

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

lmao

# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:59

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

Lmfao

# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:06

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:12

yelajerf: Jan 17, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

i don't understand ANYTHING thats going on in this thread

# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Search term: Lonely

GBS - 201
ADTRW - 279
D&D - 378
E/N - 760

Games - 1000+

# ? Jan 18, 2017 00:20

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Mega64 posted:

Search term: Lonely

GBS - 201
ADTRW - 279
D&D - 378
E/N - 760

Games - 1000+

lol

# ? Jan 18, 2017 00:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Search term: Virgin

ADTRW - 143
YOSPOS - 158
GBS - 180
E/N - 193
TFR - 207
FYAD - 210
CD - 331
TV/IV - 346
Games - 364

The Winner:
D&D - 529

# ? Jan 18, 2017 00:27

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

This reminds me of that thing where you compare wikipedia articles that are about real and fictional stuff.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 00:27

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im at work id like to see some oldschool compound insults like "assclown"

E

Chucklefuck

Isaac fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jan 18, 2017

# ? Jan 18, 2017 01:24

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

sticky this thread

# ? Jan 18, 2017 02:09

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

instances of the number 1488, please

# ? Jan 18, 2017 02:23

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

# ? Jan 18, 2017 02:44

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Grandmother of Five posted:

I searched for "semen" on the forums, much like I do in real life, and these are the search results for how many times it shows up in a few subforums. Try and guess #1

D&D: 160. GBS: 89
ADTRW 100
Book Barn 81
FYAD 67
Let's Play 13

When I search I get "search function does not exist in your realities"

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:21

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

ahaha

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:25

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:30

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

loving lol

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:33

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:26

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Debate and Discussion forum sure likes to use the n-word a lot more than everyone else.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:28

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

BYOB
34

ADTRW
294

GBS
667

FYAD
978

D&D
1000

The search term was retard.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 05:28

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

sticky this thread

# ? Jan 18, 2017 05:31

canpakes: Jul 26, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Someone do cucky pizzone please. I added the SAclopedia.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 05:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Honky Dong Country posted:

This reminds me of that thing where you compare wikipedia articles that are about real and fictional stuff.

Wiki-groaning. I think one of the main examples when it was a thing was the difference between Star Wars (fictional universe) and Star Wars (missile defense program).

# ? Jan 18, 2017 05:54

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Hm...what I'm getting here is that D&D is the worst...

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:49

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Grandmother of Five posted:

I searched for "semen" on the forums, much like I do in real life, and these are the search results for how many times it shows up in a few subforums. Try and guess #1

D&D: 160. GBS: 89
ADTRW 100
Book Barn 81
FYAD 67
Let's Play 13

That can't be right I've personally written semen at least 80 times in gbs and I assume more than nine other people have as well. Gbs results are probably hosed up by the deletion of old gbs.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 08:26

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Shitloard

DND - 1
GBS - 0
ADTRW - 0
PYF - 0
Games - 0

# ? Jan 18, 2017 08:34

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

BYOB
34

ADTRW
294

GBS
667

FYAD
978

D&D
1000

The search term was retard.

Note that search maxes out at 1000, as d&d also returns results of 1000 for search terms "scum" and "white man"

# ? Jan 18, 2017 08:46

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

GBS Graveyard is still the leader for "Piss Idiot"

# ? Jan 18, 2017 08:57

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

search says im getting shooting chest pains lol haha

# ? Jan 18, 2017 08:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Search Term: GBS

1000+ Tier:

GBS (duh)
FYAD
PYF
Games
D&D
QCS

861 - C-SPAM
813 - CCCC
766 - BYOB
622 - YOSPOS
522 - ADTRW
483 - TFR
434 - CD
383 - A/T
336 - Imp Zone
323 - Star Citizen
304 - TVIV

# ? Jan 18, 2017 22:50

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I was curious about the style of emoticons like :fap:

and the half-dozen similar one that goons need in order to express to other goons that they are getting horny on-line, and you can use the search feature to search on smiley code, but it didn't seem like any one forum was the most horny one. All sub forums need & use these emoticons to tell each other that they are going to jack off to posts pretty equally.

Mega64 posted:

lol

# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:16

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:51

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

7 results for "cum lord"

# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:54

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Yuengling

ADTRW: 0
FYAD: 6
Games: 13
GBS: 14
YOSPOS: 25
BYOB: 30
D&D: 30
CSPAM: 38

vs Heineken:

GBS: 8
ADTRW: 8
CSPAM: 8
YOSPOS: 9
BYOB: 11
Games: 16
FYAD: 18
D&D: 25

# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:04

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

D&D: 1000+
GBS: 175
search term: "shut the gently caress up"

D&D: 1000+
GBS: 563
search term: "oval office"

D&D: 1000+
GBS: 913
search term: "gently caress you"

D&D: 758
GBS: 123
search term: "prick"

D&D: 127
GBS: 16
search term: "white boy"

D&D: 105
GBS: 56
search term: "you loving idiot"

D&D: 95
GBS: 30
Search term: "you piece of poo poo"

D&D: 79
GBS: 23
search term: "you rear end in a top hat"

D&D: 26
GBS: 2
search term: "you're part of the problem"

oh wow

D&D: 76
GBS: 1
search term: "tone policing"

hmm

# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:19

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:38

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

the trump tutelage posted:

D&D: 76
GBS: 1
search term: "tone policing"

hmm

the funny thing about this is if you add GBS and the GBS graveyard (so all of GBS including pre-closing and reopening under new management) it still only comes up 18 times. If you add the gas chamber to that (assuming all of those threads come from GBS) it still only comes to 52

DnD must be a joy to post in

# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:49

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