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Has anyone ever cooked rice with something other than water? I was wondering what it would taste like cooked with gatorade so I googled it, but I can't find any accounts of someone trying it. Despite everything being on the internet, I don't think anyone has ever cooked rice with gatorade or vodka. I've seen recipes that call for orange juice and for coke, but no recipes and no personal accounts of gatorade or vodka rice. Has anyone on these forums tried it before? Do you have any experience with vodka rice, would this actually make a stir fry that I can take to work and eat at lunch that would get me hosed up?
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Make the Gatorade rice and eat it
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Jan 19, 2017 01:29
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I think you should give it a try and report back. You could be the Edmund Hillary of Vodka Rice.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:30
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use your urine op yellow rice
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Jan 19, 2017 01:30
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I feel like vodka rice would not work, because the natural boiling point is much lower than water, and it might act very differently wrt to how rice denatures when being cooked. Good luck though!
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Jan 19, 2017 01:31
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Throw a whole tomato in there with the rice and water and make a YouTube about it and s my d
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Jan 19, 2017 01:32
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use your cum op sticky rice
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Jan 19, 2017 01:34
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You should just drink the vodka op, rice is full of carbs and bad for you
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Jan 19, 2017 01:35
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Cook it in oil and speak Italian while you do it, like a homosexual
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Jan 19, 2017 01:35
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jBrereton posted:I feel like vodka rice would not work, because the natural boiling point is much lower than water, and it might act very differently wrt to how rice denatures when being cooked. That and the whole most likely catching on fire trying to bring it to a boil. Don't forget to live stream it.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:38
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So for real, all trolling aside ("cook rice with cum!" "Use your own pee!") not a single person here has personally, or has heard of someone using vodka to cook rice? Not even in college or as a dare?
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Jan 19, 2017 01:38
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looking forward to that gatorade risotto
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Jan 19, 2017 01:41
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i use chicken broth instead of water
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Jan 19, 2017 01:41
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935 posted:Has anyone ever cooked rice with something other than water? I was wondering what it would taste like cooked with gatorade so I googled it, but I can't find any accounts of someone trying it. Despite everything being on the internet, I don't think anyone has ever cooked rice with gatorade or vodka. I've seen recipes that call for orange juice and for coke, but no recipes and no personal accounts of gatorade or vodka rice. Has anyone on these forums tried it before? Do you have any experience with vodka rice, would this actually make a stir fry that I can take to work and eat at lunch that would get me hosed up? ya
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Jan 19, 2017 01:43
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I use vodka to cook a lot - it's really useful for making a good spice paste for chili or curry, because everything dissolves quickly and evenly so your spices soak in immediately. I don't think it would work well for rice though.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:44
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if you are really interested in eating rice that will get you hosed up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiuniang this is really easy to make and is exactly that, rice that will get you hosed up, and tastes way better than whatever vodka poo poo you're talking about making
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Jan 19, 2017 01:45
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jBrereton posted:I feel like vodka rice would not work, because the natural boiling point is much lower than water, and it might act very differently wrt to how rice denatures when being cooked. You just need to use a pressure cooker, the same as in the Himalayas, where the reduced atmospheric pressure reduces the boiling point of water. You'll loose significantly less alcohol to evaporation this way too.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:46
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EbolaIvory posted:That and the whole most likely catching on fire trying to bring it to a boil.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:46
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935 posted:So for real, all trolling aside ("cook rice with cum!" "Use your own pee!") not a single person here has personally, or has heard of someone using vodka to cook rice? Not even in college or as a dare? Wouldn't all the alcohol evaporate and you'll just get regular rice?
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Jan 19, 2017 01:47
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935 posted:So for real, all trolling aside ("cook rice with cum!" "Use your own pee!") not a single person here has personally, or has heard of someone using vodka to cook rice? Not even in college or as a dare? I just offered you the best suggestion you are going to get in this entire thread jiuniang tastes really good and will get you drunk
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Jan 19, 2017 01:47
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935 posted:I've seen recipes that call for ... coke I have never heard of such a thing, but after reading this, I googled it and it is a real thing. I think I'm about 90% grossed out and 10% intrigued.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:47
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Invisible Handjob posted:I just offered you the best suggestion you are going to get in this entire thread jiuniang tastes really good and will get you drunk http://carolynjphillips.blogspot.com/2011/05/homemade-fermented-rice.html this woman makes it sound way too complicated though. just cook the rice in a rice cooker, let it cool down, and mix up the yeast ball into it with clean hands / clean utensil so you don't contaminate it. let it sit and you're done you don't need to steam it or whatever she's talking about
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Jan 19, 2017 01:49
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Invisible Handjob posted:if you are really interested in eating rice that will get you hosed up its like cutting out the retarded middleman that is fruits and vegetables and eating the good stuff for yourself -dirt
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Jan 19, 2017 01:50
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film the vodka rice op it sounds like an interesting experiment I have no interest in trying myself.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:51
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:You just need to use a pressure cooker, the same as in the Himalayas, where the reduced atmospheric pressure reduces the boiling point of water. You'll loose significantly less alcohol to evaporation this way too. Some research shows that water boils at 212 degrees, ethanol boils at 173 degrees, so more of the ethanol will be turned into steam. But surely some of it will be soaked enough into the grain to get you pretty well and drunk. So lets say 1 cup of dry rice turns into 2 cups of cooked fluffy rice, that means half of the volume of your final product will be vodka (admittedly lower proof than you started because the ethanol burned off quicker than the water component). That's still 8 shots of (lower proof) vodka, equivalent to 5 or 6 shots of full proof vodka.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:52
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For sure there will be alcohol content there but whether the rice itself is in any way edible or like normal rice is a whole other question.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:53
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gary oldmans diary posted:mmmmmm eating the digusting slop used to produce alcohol instead of distilling it yeah it's not like you are eating the leftovers from mashing though, it tastes good and way better than cooking your rice with vodka which is the most disgusting thing i can think of
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Jan 19, 2017 01:54
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:i use chicken broth instead of water Same it's good
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Jan 19, 2017 01:55
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935 posted:Some research shows that water boils at 212 degrees, ethanol boils at 173 degrees
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Jan 19, 2017 01:58
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Use milk to get rice pudding.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:01
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Beer rice is pretty good, just dont use something that will taste weird like an IPA
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Jan 19, 2017 02:05
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use dried bread instead of rice and make bread pudding
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Jan 19, 2017 02:05
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How about a chocolate milk rissoto! 
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Jan 19, 2017 02:07
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935 posted:So for real, all trolling aside ("cook rice with cum!" "Use your own pee!") not a single person here has personally, or has heard of someone using vodka to cook rice? Not even in college or as a dare? I once got a bunch of drumsticks and chicken breasts, put them in a crock pot, and poured nothing but like 8 beers in there and cooked on low for 8 hours. I still dry heave to this day just thinking about what it tasted like. My new home smelled like a frat house for a week. I guess I thought I was going to make beer-infused chicken or something lol My wife never let me cook again. Hope this somewhat answers your question.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:08
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I cook it in tea
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Jan 19, 2017 02:08
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I've got gatorade and a rice cooker, i'll do it. Posting pics soon. I frequently will use chicken broth instead of water, as an aside.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:09
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What flavor Gatorade? Hopefully, blue.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:11
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colloidal silver
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Jan 19, 2017 02:13
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Diarrhea E: dirty rice lol
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Jan 19, 2017 02:13
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Chicken broth, beef broth, fish broth, vinegar??
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