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Okay, so I just discovered Oxballs, a sex toy company catering to gay men that's TOTALLY XXXTREME about everything. Here's the description for their newest product:quote:A whole new bone to wag…FIDO puppy-dick cocksheath is a fat fleshy cocksheath shaped like an animal's meat…this fucker even has a thick knot in the middle…the tip is small and the entire thing is slick and glossy for smooth entry. Yeah! All the descriptions are like this. Here's a rare SFW example, they have this T-Shirt: And this is the description they have on their website: quote:Hey, if you've got it why not flaunt it? BIG DICK is a soft graphic cotton tee that speaks for itself. We love wearin' this shirt around town with a ballstretcher or cockring under a pair of rear end huggin' jeans, watchin' guys' eyes widen as they drool over our obscenely bloated bulge.... I read a few of these descriptions and fell in love with this website. I wish whoever is writing these blurbs was in charge of selling romance novels, or maybe selling fresh fruit on a street corner. If I ever start a retail business, I'll definitely be taking a cue from these guys in my day-to-day operations. Everything deserves a product description worthy of the proud OXBALLS brand. I would appreciate any input on what you think the best product description is. Please go to this gay sex toy website. It's worth the trouble of clearing your browser history. https://shop.oxballs.com
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 05:18 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:19 |
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I got this one vacationing on Gran Canaria. It's a genuine Oxballs, indeed. Quite nice.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:57 |
Conserve water, drink more piss…
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 22:13 |
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i am such a prude i guess
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 22:16 |
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I can see really far up that guy's nose.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 22:20 |
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TPR is gross cheap plastic that smells and will probably give you dick cancer Only stuff your assholes with 100% medical grade silicone
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 22:25 |
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I got this one too, at the same time. It's not an Oxballs brand product, but I like the way it looks and feels. Can recommend.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 22:28 |
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Mods please change my name to "FIDO puppy-dick cocksheath is a fat fleshy cocksheath shaped like an animal's meat"
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 22:33 |
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um to the max good for you op, I guess
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 01:19 |
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quote:Piss play is pretty mild stuff here at OXBALLS…in fact, we encourage all the pigs here to not lift the toilet seat when they piss…(though our toilet seats stay pretty piss-free cause we actually found an old piss trough at a junkyard and installed it in our warehouse (not in the bathroom)…this is, after all OXBALLS…
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 05:38 |
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They also sell this on their "watersports" page: ”YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE PISS. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT."
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:03 |
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Cool, man
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:22 |
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Cool, man Edit: x2
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:22 |
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Cool, man
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:30 |
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Attn ladiesv this is what your man really wants, not the sanitized Cosmo version!
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:35 |
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FORESKIN FORESKIN FORESKIN
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:37 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Cool, man
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 06:45 |
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 07:06 |
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haha gross
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:35 |
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bookmarking this poo poo like hella
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:42 |
Can we get some more cock ring bros to post their cock rings up in here? shopping around myself and want to see whats out there.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:45 |
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cool, man
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:50 |
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I just use a paper towel tube
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:50 |
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man.... thats coo
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:52 |
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Without women holding us back this could have been our present rather than our future
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 20:18 |
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quote:BLASTER is a hollow silicone buttplug with an attached cockring that keeps your butt stuffed full and your cock hard n’ drippin...
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 21:14 |
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Digital Fingers posted:Can we get some more cock ring bros to post their cock rings up in here? shopping around myself and want to see whats out there. Can I interest you in a yellow Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cockring? The band is 18 mm wide and it's got just the right elasticity and suitable diameter for going over the whole package and it works like a charm. It's really a rubber bracelet from a chocolate easter egg. Turned out to be a fun toy for adults too. You just gotta get creative, my friend.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 21:52 |
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OXBALLS strap-on URINAL piss trough…transform yourself into the ultimate piss-pig, full kit of all 4 piss-gag inserts! Someone change my name to Ultimate Piss-Pig.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 21:53 |
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autoaim.cfg posted:
He posts chubbily over a glowing keyboard
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:00 |
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Another fun toy for adults: z bots
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:01 |
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subhuman filth posted:Another fun toy for adults: z bots That thing I get when I get a cold?
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:20 |
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Fill this sucker up with ranch dressing.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 23:20 |
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wow you wernt joking that site is definately not safe for work lol
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 23:29 |
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quote:Some guys giggle when you tug or tickle their nuts…others can't take any ball-play at all…we dig heavy duty nut-stretching…we like ballstretchers, heavy weights hung from a swinging ballsack…guys tied spread eagle with 2 size 13E Wesco boots hung from his Chicken McNuggets… http://www.shop.oxballs.com/NUT-BUSTER-ball-crusher-by-OXBALLS-M-10016.htm
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:52 |
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its just bein hard gay OP
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:54 |
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Call me old fashioned, but I just have no desire to crush my balls.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:54 |
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thats fine you just have to find the ball crusher meant for you, fill the negative space
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:56 |
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His nostril looks like my bumhole after I discovered Oxballs™
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:56 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Call me old fashioned, but I just have no desire to crush my balls. You fuckin prude. Come back when you're ready to enter the next stage of human development, kid
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 06:45 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:19 |
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Quick Draw McGraw posted:You fuckin prude. Come back when you're ready to enter the next stage of human development, kid I know, I feel like a goddamn idiot.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 06:51 |