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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers


post your retarded poo poo here

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=10377

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:secondpost:

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
glad 2 be livign in scandinavia Lol

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

so this is what being an adult is like. 24/7 fighting a constantly crushing mental and emotional force that tells you to desperately hate the people on the other side of the political fence.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

bitmap posted:

so this is what being an adult is like. 24/7 fighting a constantly crushing mental and emotional force that tells you to desperately hate the people on the other side of the political fence.

Wait so are you with us or against us I dont know if I need to hate you or not

insideoutside
Jan 27, 2009
Who else will be furiously jacking off constantly onto an American flag throughout the day today?

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

insideoutside posted:

Who else will be furiously jacking off constantly onto an American flag throughout the day today?

why should today be any different than any other day? :smugfaec:

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

insideoutside posted:

Who else will be furiously jacking off constantly onto an American flag throughout the day today?

Well some of us got the official stars and bars condoms so we can jack off in the flag and avoid any mishaps like that homosexual trying to put his butt on your dick like that time in a rest stop bathroom in Indiana.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Cosmic Charlie posted:

Well some of us got the official stars and bars condoms so we can jack off in the flag and avoid any mishaps like that homosexual trying to put his butt on your dick like that time in a rest stop bathroom in Indiana.

you never called :smith:

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
is this thread krust-sensitive tho

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Wait so are you with us or against us I dont know if I need to hate you or not

it doesn't matter. let's slide into hell together.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its trump time bois and grlz

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


yeah. yeah dog. yeah doggy dog. let's do this.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
now, im not a racist, i follow the anatomically modern human hypothesis and just ban everybody who doesn't begin every post with "now, im not a racist, i follow the anatomically modern human hypothesis and"

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

truly an alarming trend

Wank
Apr 26, 2008
https://youtu.be/Q-MizNywQ94

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
I'll be sleeping till around 130 pm. I hope to wake up to like 3 Doors Down drinking pee or something idiotic like that.
I saw them live once. We left in the middle of their set because it was eh. I'm sure 11 years and nobody caring about them any more will make people laugh at them more than a movie theater did for their National Guard music video.

Much like the next 4 years Americans who aren't complete retards get to feel embarrassed to be Americans. Just like anyone watching that National Guard music video 3 Doors Down did. :smith:

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
haha what a nerd

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


insideoutside posted:

Who else will be furiously jacking off constantly onto an American flag throughout the day today?
I have an American flag pinata that I'm going to smash with my face.

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice

AEMINAL posted:

glad 2 be livign in scandinavia Lol

Because FRP, SD and DF are cool and good, and groups like Nordfront can safely be ignored.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
My Facebook feed is gettin real stupid

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDl3iUo__dY

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

guys, I'm scared/angry and I'm here on social media to let you know

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I think this Trump guy might not be great you guys

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Who? And what's an "Inauguration"?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Today we begin our four-year-long exercise in "be careful what you wish for."

I'll be laughing my rear end off from my bomb shelter.

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
im going to edge all day until the moment he's officially sworn in :mrgw:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTryHXYFWLw

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
what

is

happening

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Just Balls right now, Galas perhaps

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Prude posted:

im going to edge all day until the moment he's officially sworn in :mrgw:

im also going to be edging all day :hfive:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I've never seen an American presidential inauguration before. Does Obama have to shake his hand and give him a the key to the white house or something? Is he officially the president after today? Does he move into the white house and get the nuke codes and everything?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Does Obama have to shake his hand and give him a the key to the white house or something?

They flip the bitch http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/01/16/inauguration-day-moving-white-house-residence/96439926/

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Funky See Funky Do posted:

I've never seen an American presidential inauguration before. Does Obama have to shake his hand and give him a the key to the white house or something? Is he officially the president after today? Does he move into the white house and get the nuke codes and everything?

No.
Yes.
Yes.

And he will do a bunch of executive orders to show how large his presidential penis is.

Then the country slowly (or quickly!) gets worse over the next four years.

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
is this the thread i go to where i act like the world is going to end just because a guy i didnt vote for got elected even tho it was my first election because im 18

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