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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Bob Odenkirk. Writer, actor, producer, father, and motherfucker. You've probably seen him on TV pretending to pretend to be a Jew, or as his professional wrestler alter ego Tobias Funke. He must die and only your pet can pull off the job. Use MSPaint to detail your pet's assassination attempt.

Here's starter image for you to use.


I created a stick figure of him too. Complete with Emmy and tiny penis. I encourage you to make your own, but you can use this full figured version if you like.


First up is my Great Dane.


He shits out steaming piles of poo poo onto Bob until he dies.


My cat is a little more clever and uses a pulley to drop an anvil on him.

How does your pet kill Bob Odenkirk?

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my pet is gay

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
sorry I'm on gnu/linux.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

This is the effort SA needs in TYOOL 2017!

:five:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Even if you don't have a pet I think it would be alright if you used someone else's or just lie about having one.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
What the gently caress did Bob Odenkirk ever do to you op?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

VendaGoat posted:

What the gently caress did Bob Odenkirk ever do to you op?

I'm still waiting on season 2 of W/ Bob and David.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


I had a hamster as a kid, and I would imagine she would just stone Bob to death.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


My Irish Setter invents a time portal and goes back in time to shoot Bob's great great grandfather in the face.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83KLxQ1jjdg

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
That's his name? I always thought it was Ba Bodenkirk.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
his name means "Woden's (Odin's) church" which is kind of interesting if you think about it.

Harald fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 21, 2017

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


My pet octopus squirts ink at Bob blinding him. His inability to watch pornography causes him to go into a severe depression and he kills himself.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


My snake punches Bob to death.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


My silverback gorilla utilizes sign language and Bob is bored to death.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
These are some good furry/hentai snuff pictures op.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


My bonobo chimp rapes Bob to death. Bob ejaculates before his demise.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
huh

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This is a bizarre thread OP but god dammit you're trying to make this thread good so I support the hell out of your efforts and wish you the best.

Voted 5.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Mega64 posted:

Voted 5.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
OP you are clearly jerkin it to these oddly specific images and I will not contribute to your depravity

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


An angry goose bites off Bob's middle finger. Allergic to geese Bob dies 3 minutes later.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Whooping Crabs posted:

OP you are clearly jerkin it to these oddly specific images and I will not contribute to your depravity

turn on your monitor lmao

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

Here to spread frog love.
Fallen Rib


Why yes I am Moses. Why do you ask?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


A rat jumps down Bob's windpipe choking him.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


While taking out the trash Bob is accosted by a raccoon. No one heard Bob's screams for help.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
:five:

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Does he really have a tiny penis? Why do you know this OP??

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

the good fax machine posted:

Does he really have a tiny penis? Why do you know this OP??

I have no idea about the status of Bob's penis.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


A Great White Shark poisons Bob's martini.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


A dancing bear dances on Bob's face.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


Bob gets crushed by whale cock.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.


Send help.

DOA
Nov 17, 2016


Bob breaks into my farm molesting the sheep, a guard Llama spits, instantly killing him

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my flufy hellhound of murder murders him and consumes his emmy and also his blood

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Das Boo posted:



Send help.

The horror! :gonk:

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Bob James posted:



Bob gets crushed by whale cock.

This is the sort of wonderful thing that keeps me an active member(hurrr) of this dead gay forum.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


Bob lost a knife fight with a turtle.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


Mosquitoes give Bob Lou Gehrig's disease. Bob will never play baseball again.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp


Bob Odenkirk vs. Godzilla

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