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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I need 24 tributes.

Just post to join. No dedication required, it's a simulation, not a game.

District 1
1. gimme the GOD drat candy
2. numberoneposter

District 2
1. GRILLARY CLINTON
2. Nooner

District 3
1. Ride The Gravitron
2. My Man Shran

District 4
1. Grant DaNasty
2. phasmid

District 5
1. Hardawn
2. Pawn 17

District 6
1. JakeP
2. Isaac

District 7
1. Rape Stink
2. GulagDolls

District 8
1. let it mellow
2. FedEx Mercury

District 9
1. Tendai
2. literally this big

District 10
1. Blue Train
2. Mr. F!

District 11
1. Industrial Meat Package
2. unpleasantly turgid

District 12
1. ProfessorMurder
2. Two Free Toppings

Emmideer fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Jan 21, 2017

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
here's one *poops on your chest*

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
put me in district 6 or 9 please

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i wanna be in this even though i don't know what a hunger game is.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
sure why not

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
to clarify, i don't really know anything about hunger games and i don't want to play this game. you asked for a tribute and i thought that was literal.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Ok.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Call me Stam

Mer

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I wanna die

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

to clarify, i don't really know anything about hunger games and i don't want to play this game. you asked for a tribute and i thought that was literal.

too bad, buddy

you're in

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
lol if u think any goon gets hungry without eating a whole bag of cheetos

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I'm going to take you all down!!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gently caress it I'll kill some GBS posters

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I volunteer as tribute or whatever

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i gently caress what i kill and i kill what i gently caress

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
yall are so hosed, I've seen Battle Royale like 100+ times

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Is this like a giant round of the Ushaan?

I volunteer to be a tribute.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hardawn posted:

yall are so hosed, I've seen Battle Royale like 100+ times
tough poo poo i know all the moves from mortal kombat

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I know kung fu buddies and I can beat you up real style

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I got a bunch of guns a big weiner

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

numberoneposter posted:

tough poo poo i know all the moves from mortal kombat

that might be true but you'll still need dat N.E.S. (NECESSARY EMERGENCY SERVICES)!!!!!!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Falcon... PUNCH

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I shoot a bow and arrow.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





i'll do what I have to in order to survive :black101:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
If anyone needs a crash course in The Murdering Arts, meet me in the toolshed.... you can trust me...

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Are we allowed to talk tough and taunt our opponents?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

My Man Shran posted:

Are we allowed to talk tough and taunt our opponents?

It's not only allowed, it's encouraged.

Our special ghost talk software even lets you taunt from beyond the grave after you're brutally murdered.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

phasmid posted:

I shoot a bow and arrow.

Sweet. Now you go kill someone and I'm gonna go hide behind this rock.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

My Man Shran posted:

Are we allowed to talk tough and taunt our opponents?

i m gonna taunt my teamate and hopefully kill him

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I'm 60% sure there was something about bees in the first one. So I am going to eat their honey.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I am going to collect the testes of my enemies and wear them as a necklace

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


JakeP posted:

i m gonna taunt my teamate and hopefully kill him

Same here, friend. I look forward to seeing you in the next round!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I still need 7 more tributes!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

24 GBS posters wait until tomorrow I guess

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Put me in

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Put me in coach. I'll take District 9 if I can. :cthulhu:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm hungry for games

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

please put me in district 7 with rape stink

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I'll do it with anyone who wants to be on my team.

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