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Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
computer, create a life like replica of the fictional character shrek
program the character to believe the enterprise is his "swamp"
arm the character with a 5 foot long rubber club in his hand that resembles a male penis
now make him nude, increase size by 200%
now make him sexually agressive
rerout the commands "end program" and "freeze program" to increase sexual agression
computer, use the ships intercom system to play smashmouths "all star" on all decks
increase volume by 400%
begin program, disengage safety protocols

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
om going to bed

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Enfield posted:

om going to bed

Good night Enfield

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Enfield posted:

om going to bed

sweet dreams enfield

may u dream of many lasangasz

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Don't you loving mock me fuckman

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sid Vicious posted:

Good night Enfield


morboweirwood posted:

sweet dreams enfield

may u dream of many lasangasz

thanks guys

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
its all ogre now LOL

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


This poo poo isn't even canon I am calling mom

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

My Man Shran posted:

Don't you loving mock me fuckman

gently caress off you Andorian poo poo

Andorian should of been sucked into a black hole instead of Vulcan

you people have the skin colour of raspberry icepops and the brains of a gnat

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
:five:

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


No gently caress you Gene Roddenberry didn't fondle women with consent so some fucker can defile Trek with loving Shrek, who is a mockery of the Andorian race you piece of poo poo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


My Man Shran posted:

No gently caress you Gene Roddenberry didn't fondle women with consent so some fucker can defile Trek with loving Shrek, who is a mockery of the Andorian race you piece of poo poo

Without consent I think you mean but hell I'm not gonna do any research lol

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Sid Vicious posted:

Without consent I think you mean but hell I'm not gonna do any research lol

Yeah, I meant without consent because Trek people are creepers

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
enhance

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

My Man Shran posted:

No gently caress you Gene Roddenberry didn't fondle women with consent so some fucker can defile Trek with loving Shrek, who is a mockery of the Andorian race you piece of poo poo

SOMEBODY

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

beam me up, donkey

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I don't believe Leonard Nimoy would play a convincing ogre.

A convincing hobbit, elf, or wizard, MAYbe!
Here's Nimoy as a bard:
:dare:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU :dare:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I don't believe Leonard Nimoy would play a convincing ogre.

A convincing hobbit, elf, or wizard, MAYbe!
Here's Nimoy as a bard:
:dare:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU :dare:

This poster is on top form.

morboweirwood posted:

computer, create a life like replica of the fictional character shrek
program the character to believe the enterprise is his "swamp"
arm the character with a 5 foot long rubber club in his hand that resembles a male penis
now make him nude, increase size by 200%
now make him sexually agressive
rerout the commands "end program" and "freeze program" to increase sexual agression
computer, use the ships intercom system to play smashmouths "all star" on all decks
increase volume by 400%
begin program, disengage safety protocols


If we could do this in Star Trek OnLine. it would be marvelous.
This gives me an urge.

staberind fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Jan 21, 2017

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

good night enfield

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Route emergency power to shrek

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Did you mean to post this to your deviantart fanfic account?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

what do you think enfield is dreaming about rn

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I miss surly enfield

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

what do you think enfield is dreaming about rn

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Shrek Tekken

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

My Man Shran posted:

This poo poo isn't even canon I am calling mom

I dunno man, I wouldn't put it past Broccoli'sBarkley's imagination or capability.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Mr Shrek, ()P.B.U.H()

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

My Man Shran posted:

Don't you loving mock me fuckman


morboweirwood posted:

gently caress off you Andorian poo poo

Andorian should of been sucked into a black hole instead of Vulcan

you people have the skin colour of raspberry icepops and the brains of a gnat


My Man Shran posted:

No gently caress you Gene Roddenberry didn't fondle women with consent so some fucker can defile Trek with loving Shrek, who is a mockery of the Andorian race you piece of poo poo


Shaquin
May 12, 2007
shrek is dreck

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

This thread doesn't have nearly enough people with Jeffrey Combs avatars.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Baronjutter posted:

This thread doesn't have nearly enough people with Jeffrey Combs avatars.

I'm the only one it needs, sir.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://twitter.com/NAveryW/status/765034942728327169

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Mad Magazine did a comic called Star Shrek more than a decade ago and it was a lot better than anything the internet has ever come up with.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Idk I think star shrek looks a little like the Pepe meme. Subtle but it's there. :shrug:

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Shrek is the gooniest loving Andorian

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My Man Shran posted:

Shrek is the gooniest loving Andorian
thats a NO, donkey!!!

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