Isaac posted:

The link no longer works but the image was this

graey alien posted:

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!

np – green day – time of our lives

Shaquin posted:

forums seemed cooler when lowtax also thought they were cool and not lanyard of turds

Isaac posted:

This isnt the lowtax thread please stay On Topic

Flavahbeast posted:

good poo poo

Isaac posted:

The link no longer works but the image was this

King of Bees posted:

That's a dope WB wallpaper imo.

numberoneposter posted:

right click -> set as wallpaper

Grant DaNasty posted:

10 years later and this thread still makes me laugh like a maniac.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2652331

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/1/

Sheep-Goats posted:

quote:

african villages are like your base in RTS games at the beginning

harvestign gems, spawning repuslive creatures good only to die in wars

Grant DaNasty posted:

10 years later and this thread still makes me laugh like a maniac.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2652331

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/1/

Grant DaNasty posted:

10 years later and this thread still makes me laugh like a maniac.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2652331

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/1/

fat bossy gerbil posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2357238

This thread originally had MS paint illustrations to go along with the text and it was even funnier. I think this was the one that finally got me to pony up my

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

"Sam," he said. "Leave it well enough alone."

I stared at Dan's pen. I couldn't look him in the eye just then, and not just for the usual reasons.

It was a good pen. Fountain, gold on black dragon design. Me and the old gang got it for him back when he left the guild. Before it all got to be too much. Before it all fell apart and we all went our separate, tragic ways.

"I like your pen," I said. He winced. Definitely got him with that one. I'm not so great at reading emotion, but I'm sure he felt shame. Score one for Sam.

"Sam, I know we were friends. Are. Are friends. That's why I'm telling you to leave it. For your own good."

I kept staring at his pen. The curve of the dragon's spine. The delicate scales. I'm a big fan of dragons. I wondered if Dan really appreciated that pen as much as I would've.

"For gently caress's sake, Sam!" He raised his voice. It made me edgy. Bad memories dating way, way back. "There's just you and me now. We're all that's left. They got Tommy two years ago! He's gone. Won't answer his email. Hasn't been online. I finally called up his mother. Know what she told me? He won't touch the computer anymore. Too many bad memories. Wouldn't even tell him I called because it'd send him in a fit. Is that how you want to end up!?"

I didn't like him yelling at me. I knew I was winning - he'd lost his temper, but it was still real hard to take. The pen was something to focus on while it all washed over me.

"Fine." He jerked the pen away. That startled me, but he didn't notice. He was too busy with his ink-well ritual. "If that's how you want to play it, Sam, fine. There's a comic shop on the corner of Brice and Main. Not one of the big names. Little mom and son place, though she doesn't come downstairs too much. Here's the address."

He slid a paper over. I nearly took it when I saw his hand twitch. Don't worry, Danny. I remember. I leaned forward and blew on the ink. No splatters. No mess.

"It really is a nice pen, Dan," I said.

"I know, Sam." He sunk back into his chair. Tears stained his cheeks. "I know."

Paper in hand, I turned and walked out, leaving poor old Danny alone with his demons. I'd never see him alive again.

swampland posted:

I found him half asleep at the bar in the Ace Tavern, a washed up grifter getting grifted by the bottle. Thousand drunks just like him at a thousand joints in this city but Larry was special. Larry was the last man to see Margaret Johnson before she disappeared.

I smiled widely as I approached.

“HELLO,” I said and hugged him. People like it when you hug them.

“Hey man, what is this? Get the hell off me!” Larry yelled, shoving me away.

“DO YOU LIKE THIS BAR? THE MUSIC IS VERY LOUD.” I put my fingers in my ears and grimaced to show him what I meant.

“What are you talking about? Who are you?”

“I'M SAM IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, MAY I SIT WITH YOU PLEASE?”

“Nah man, just go away. Just get the gently caress away from me, okay?”

“OKAY, I'M SORRY.”

I left the bar smiling even though I was quivering inside. I knew I could never go back there. Everyone had seen.

Honky Dong Country posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1055923&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

THOSE ARE MY SHOES GIVE THEM BACK. YOU ARE A DOG. THEY DON'T EVEN FIT.

e: I remembered that waffleimages is dead so I figured I should dig up at least the image I'm talking about

Thread had a lot of really good ones though.

Nonviolent J posted:

isaacs vodka notes was a good thread but hes a gaycunt

Blistex posted:

Does anyone remember the goon who had to clean out a coworker's computer and found her sextape on it? I'm sure the thread was goldmined, but I can't find it.