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Hey guys, I got this ninja grappling hook. Lets go play laser tag and use it for tactical entry to the big castle thing at the park. * throws hook over wall * * unable to pull self up * * alternatively ends up with the bright idea of throwing the hook around someones legs to trip them because they keep covering their laser tag target like a little bitch * * hook goes through this kids calf * * he's crying pretty hard * * everyone runs away *
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what are yiu talking about
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Lost two fingers to fireworks, lost another one to my Combat-Ready Confederate Flag Dragon Tang Katana With Futuristic Sci-Fi Battle Sheath.
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Jan 23, 2017 00:32
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Robo Reagan posted:what are yiu talking about https://www.budk.com It was this magazine back in the 90's where kids could get deadly weapons like katanas, bb guns, shurikens, brass knuckles, literally a flame thrower, nun-chucks, etc. Also you can purchase some of the best cheap fleece blankets known to man from them.
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Jan 23, 2017 00:34
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*throws a ninja smoke bomb at the ground*
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Jan 23, 2017 00:38
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I fully intend to carry a sword cane if/when im an old-rear end man: http://www.budk.com/Night-Watchman-Heavy-Duty-Sword-Cane-31528 Or maybe a stun cane would be wiser.
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Jan 23, 2017 00:51
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i aint buying none of this poo poo before i've seen it cut through a boot full of meat
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Jan 23, 2017 01:01
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I got a fencing foil from a thrift store and my dad tried to break it under his foot.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:04
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Sheep-Goats posted:I got a fencing foil from a thrift store and my dad tried to break it under his foot. Why is your dad a dick?
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Jan 23, 2017 01:09
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it's tape
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Jan 23, 2017 01:20
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I never got this catalog but even if I did my parents hated me so they would only have bought me things that would have guaranteed my death. One time I got a subscription to Lego Magazine though!
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Jan 23, 2017 01:22
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Sale At Albertsons! posted:
Just get a cattle prod and build off that
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i fuckin love budk
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i got one of these and it tore a few chunks of asphalt out of a parking lot after it got knocked off a table a++ would recommend brainspiller https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkSW855Q5K4
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Jan 23, 2017 04:00
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appreciate the honesty in their sales pitch that's the budk difference™
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I always wanted throwing stars but my dick parents wouldn't buy me any so I made a half assed naginata out of a walking stick and a broken hacksaw blade that I detoothed and sharpened on a grinder. My dad caught me chasing some kid around the yard with it and took it away and broke it. I haven't talked to him since.
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Jan 23, 2017 04:19
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If a child can't pull their own body weight there's something seriously wrong. A huge part of the reason climbing things as a kid is so easy is because they weigh like 70 pounds.
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Jan 23, 2017 04:32
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i like knives and guns and i want a grappling hook. i am 33 years old
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Jan 23, 2017 04:50
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The Muppets On PCP posted:i got one of these and it tore a few chunks of asphalt out of a parking lot after it got knocked off a table its cool but if you kill someone out of self defense with this it's going to look real bad in court
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A misanthrope posted:i like knives and guns and i want a grappling hook. i am 33 years old Buy a leather trench coat, then we can discuss.
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VendaGoat posted:Buy a leather trench coat, then we can discuss. that would hide my hanzo steel katana prtty well!
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A misanthrope posted:that would hide my hanzo steel katana prtty well! Get to it!
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VendaGoat posted:Get to it! i was going for this:  but i changed it up a little. here's me:  and yes ladies i eat pussy
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i had one of their catalogs and convinced my dad to let me buy some ninja stars when I was like 10 i went out in the woods and practiced throwing them at a tree and in 3 throws they sailed off and i never found them because of all the leaves on the ground..
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the sudden cut to that ninja star in his eye was the funniest thing ever to me for some reason when i first saw that episode. laughed until i almost puked
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Jan 23, 2017 05:09
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Holy poo poo these are badass http://www.budk.com/Black-Legion-Atomic-Blue-Triple-Set-%E2%80%93-Karambit-Huntsman-Military-Knives-37268
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Jan 23, 2017 05:13
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Sale At Albertsons! posted:I fully intend to carry a sword cane if/when im an old-rear end man: What about a shillelagh?
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I snapped my tibia and fibia playing laser tag (Sega Lock-On) in the bush at night when I was 14. Didn't need dangerous accessories though, just fell in a hole. Were going to back out assuming my leg was just sprained a bit (I could still move my toes you see) but then my leg blew up and I ended up in cast/crutches for months. Good times.
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A misanthrope posted:i was going for this: If you want to look like a goober there is no better magazine. I'm sure all of these 3 wolf and/or badass dragon skull clothes fit terribly.
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Jan 23, 2017 05:19
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http://www.budk.com/Rebel-Flag-Print-Fleece-Throw--30440 Is this the one you bought?
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I'm a big fan of these guys right here: http://www.zombietools.net/
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naem posted:I'm a big fan of these guys right here: 
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A misanthrope posted:its cool but if you kill someone out of self defense with this it's going to look real bad in court that's why i lined the yard with punji sticks castle doctrine, bitch
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Twistershift posted:http://www.budk.com/Rebel-Flag-Print-Fleece-Throw--30440 sadly this has been discontinued 
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The Muppets On PCP posted:sadly this has been discontinued 800 thread count?
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Sale At Albertsons! posted:I fully intend to carry a sword cane if/when im an old-rear end man: What about when you're an old rear end-man? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8vYcB9vsww
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Is budks shovel like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOaEjJz-6jg
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naem posted:I'm a big fan of these guys right here: I was going to mention them. I'm pissed I missed getting one of the bone machetes but thinking about getting the Hooligan since it's basically a machete, or the rat bastard because it'd be fun to break down a chicken with one.
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Is budks shovel like this one I have one of these. It fuckin rules.
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