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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
if one's definition of a crowd size can be whatever the hell you want, what other alternative facts are out there?

*Paddington bear fandom is hot couture for orwellian barbie

*Lee Greenwood sounds like a butthole

*Every OP everywhere, no matter how insane in its premise is probably funny to someone.

*Dad Gay. So What is living it up in the hotel california

what are some alternative facts that you know about?

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a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


That Robot posted:

*Every OP everywhere, no matter how insane in its premise is probably funny to someone.
Not this one

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a7m2 posted:

Not this one

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Clamping down on poo poo like this that derails potentially entertaining threads.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Even though it's observable that objects fall at the same rate they actually spin counterclockwise in mid air and teleport to the ground.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
* Jet fuel can melt steel beams

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


* Hitler was a pretty cool and polite guy who was a good artist

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Lowtax posted:

* Jet fuel can melt steel beams

This ALTERNATIVE facts tyvm

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


* all of our parents love us very much

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
* Guantanamo Bay contains prisoners too dangerous to hold on mainland soil.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
*Anime is bad

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
* There are genders other than male, female, transgender
* Anime isn't for Pedophiles

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
* Donald Trump is an attractive, reasonable, and self-built billionaire.

* Fluoride does not allow the government to control your mind. Instead, it opens your mind to alternative facts.

* Richard Spencer is actually an actor involved in a long-term art project that is attempting to troll the Alt-Right with Pepes.

* Barack Hussein Obama's real name is Bartholomew Herman Osborne. He changed it to appear more "hip and ethnic."

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


* Frozen yogurt is as good or better than ice cream.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Geckos don't crawl on walls because their feet are sticky. It's actually because their feet are just so hella gross that to let them be exposed to the air for too long would violate the laws of entropy.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
* Elves are real & live among us

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Psycho Society posted:

Geckos don't crawl on walls because their feet are sticky. It's actually because their feet are just so hella gross that to let them be exposed to the air for too long would violate the laws of entropy.

Whoa what about newts

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
* He will not divide us

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
* No, I do not smell anything

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
* You can definitely predict stock fluctuations

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
* My idea is great & its KickStarter will get fully funded

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


* I don't like gay sex, in the butt

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
* The Zybourne Clock will be a smash hit

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
*Sean Spicer totally isn't a funny sounding midget in a skinsuit

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Sid Vicious posted:

Whoa what about newts

I've never seen one so my alternative fact is that they don't exist :colbert:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

* Bitcoin is great for legal purchases of goods and services

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
*This thread is funny

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


* Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
here's an alternative fact

im not gay

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
* It might be a wizard doing it

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
* Magical wizard jism, doing it

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

* Trump, Steve Bannon, and Reince Priebus have a standing Friday night JO-brodown. Trump never gets the soggy biscuit because he whacks it while looking in the mirror.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*The electrical college has problems but hillary would have been worse than al gore

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
nvm

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
*bernie sanders would have won the election*

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

folandi posted:

*bernie sanders would have won the election*

* mind of a clinton voter

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
*Some do NOT like it hot!

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

* Jar Jar Binks was a cool and good character for Star Wars.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Alternative fact! Lowtax can make me cum by simply quoting my post.*

This poo poo is bullshit!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
  • Lowtax is a sock puppet account controlled by a tribunal of 17 illuminati posters who meet over skype during the moon's aphelion to ban the unfortunate and keep the mods on their toes.

That Robot posted:

*Dad Gay. So What is living it up in the hotel california
Attention California goons, please
Be on the lookout for a man who looks like this:

(minus the suit)

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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
*punching nazis is actually a bad thing

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