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Look a stripper in the eye and never break contact, if she looks away - your in.
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Breathe through your mouth at all times.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:17
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Turn around and go home to your spouse
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Jan 23, 2017 17:17
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i sometimes bring my own lotion for the hand beezies the stripper is going to eventually have to give me
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Jan 23, 2017 17:17
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Hook a fishing line to a dollar bill, stuff it in the g-string, pull it out when she walks away, repeat as needed
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Jan 23, 2017 17:18
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Hook a fishing line to a dollar bill, stuff it in the g-string, pull it out when she walks away, repeat as needed holy cow, pro move right here!
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Jan 23, 2017 17:19
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i wear lots of glitter lotion before hand so that i fit in and smell of a sea breeze
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Jan 23, 2017 17:20
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I made passionate love to a stripper once but turns out she was almost certainly on some quality molly which would explain a whooooooooooooooooole lot about that night (the "club" was shut down after being raided for a massive molly distribution center) no regrets, 10/10 and I wasnt even there for that it had converted into its club mode
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Jan 23, 2017 17:22
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1gnoirents posted:I made passionate love to a stripper once but turns out she was almost certainly on some quality molly which would explain a whooooooooooooooooole lot about that night (the "club" was shut down after being raided for a massive molly distribution center) thats not a tip at all
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Jan 23, 2017 17:25
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like do you even loving read what you are typing or what has been posted?
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Jan 23, 2017 17:25
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im here trying to make a fun/funny/informative thread and you are bragging about having sex with an intoxicated stripper
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Jan 23, 2017 17:26
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lick a silver dollar and slap that bad boy on your head - they have to get it off somehow ( they gotta touch you!)
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Jan 23, 2017 17:27
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Keep a roll of Sacajawea dollars to make it rain on the stripper
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Jan 23, 2017 17:29
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Go to Montreal. The strip clubs there are actually brothels.
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Egbert Souse posted:Keep a roll of Sacajawea dollars to make it rain on the stripper Excuse me it's called making it hail
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Jan 23, 2017 17:31
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if the stripper is crying just don't look at her face. she doesn't expect you to anyway so it's not rude.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:31
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Make sure you load up on the buffet, it's always wise to eat at strip joints.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:32
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Bring your own snacks & offer them as tips
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Jan 23, 2017 17:34
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don't hop on stage and try to correct the stripper's dance choreography, even if they look like complete idiots up there.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:34
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Smash it Smash hit posted:im here trying to make a fun/funny/informative thread and you are bragging about having sex with an intoxicated stripper This post made me lol, thread funny
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Look a stripper in the eye and never break contact, if she looks away - your in. So same as zoo rules p much.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:35
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Read up on sex trafficking and emotional abuse before you go to ensure you will not enjoy the experience.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So same as zoo rules p much. Strippers also enjoy being fed crackers so there's that.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:36
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Strippers are good and cool
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get some "stripper salt"
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Jan 23, 2017 17:37
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Amateur night is a good time to get laid as Lots of women go there to seek male validation
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Jan 23, 2017 17:38
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do NOT ask the dj to play "Daughters" by John Mayer. Unless you want things to get weird.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:38
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VikingSkull posted:Strippers also enjoy being fed crackers so there's that. Yeah I always take some sunflower seeds for them.
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Yakety Sax is OK tho
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Always go to the bathroom before you go
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Jan 23, 2017 17:40
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VikingSkull posted:Strippers also enjoy being fed crackers so there's that. Pauline wants a cracker
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Jan 23, 2017 17:40
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Bring you rown disc man with "come sail away" on repeat, keeps your rleaxed when yo uare relaxed you are on top of your game
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Jan 23, 2017 17:50
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wear a VR headset and headphones so you can pretend you're actually in an anime strip club
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Jan 23, 2017 17:51
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You can take off your coat and offer to a stripper and be like "you look cold, are you ovulating or what?"
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Jan 23, 2017 17:52
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I usually wear a festive outfit to make me stand out from the crowd, consider bright colors and ruffles !
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Jan 23, 2017 17:53
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you can ask for the stripper with the smelliest feet but expect to get thrown out of a lot of places 
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I have never been op, so I have no tips. I guess I probably shouldn't have even replied, but it is too late now.
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Jan 23, 2017 17:54
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find the stripper you desire on facebook and dress up like her dad
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Jan 23, 2017 17:54
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A misanthrope posted:you can ask for the stripper with the smelliest feet but expect to get thrown out of a lot of places works fine if you give them a 20 and keep it hush hush
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If you whistle really loud they will all turn and look at you like a colony of prairie dogs.
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