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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Like, first off, Arkadelphia? Wtf?

But let's not be too rash, it is home to the Arkadelphia Aquatic Park, which looks pretty rad.



They also have a restaurant, Slim and Shorty's, that is very highly rated! (for a small town Arkansas restaurant anyway)



I'm thinking maybe I will vacation in Arkadelphia this summer.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
"Angry Patrick Sat" better be about slurring the Irish

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Bob James posted:

"Angry Patrick Sat" better be about slurring the Irish

Something tells me it's probably an angry southern guy trying to act like Lewis Black but with jokes about crying liberals.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
True story, I once pooped in that pool and blamed it on a toddler.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Angry Patrick sat,
Contemplating Plato.
Angry Patrick's angry
'Cause he can't find a potato.

Angry Patrick sat,
His face was red with rage.
Somebody has let his
Leprechaun out of it's cage.

Angry Patrick sat,
Double fisting 40s.
Angry Patrick can be seen
On stage at Slim & Shorty's.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dog that's a pool with a slide

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

dog that's a pool with a slide

Um there are at least two slides and one is GIGANTIC

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Like, look at this slide, does it look like it is loving around? Probably the best slide in the tri-state area.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
It's no Texarkana

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

Like, look at this slide, does it look like it is loving around? Probably the best slide in the tri-state area.



im the dude wearing his shirt because he's embarrassed about being chubby

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Nah, just head a couple hours north into Missouri and there are plenty of bigger waterslides around Branson and the Lake of the Ozarks.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Clearly by the tri-state area I meant Arkansas/Tennessee/Mississippi. I would have thought that was obvious.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

:ohdear:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I really like the feel of this place, maybe we can do a goon meet at the Hamburger Barn?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This place is just screaming for a Doobies franchise.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

Um there are at least two slides and one is GIGANTIC

I've ridden bigger

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've ridden bigger

Well la di da Hector, but not everyone is fortunate enough to live in the paradise of Northern Virginia. Some folks have to live in Arkansas, and this slide is more than enough for those folks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've ridden bigger

No one wants to hear about your job Hector.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

American grille :france:

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

VikingSkull posted:

It's no Texarkana

I've heard there's beer there.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Doesn't this look like a delightful place to spend a Saturday afternoon? :)



Like one of those Twilight Zone episodes where people get transported back to a simpler time in a simpler place. :unsmith:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Looks like every small town "downtown"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Blue Train posted:

Looks like every small town "downtown"

Maybe to you, but to me, Arkadelphia, Arkansas looks like a special place, a place where you can sip sweet tea and swat at the flies, browse the antique shop and bring home a nice brass lamp for only $5, a truly magical place.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

Maybe to you, but to me, Arkadelphia, Arkansas looks like a special place, a place where you can sip sweet tea and swat at the flies, browse the antique shop and bring home a nice brass lamp for only $5, a truly magical place.



What if I don't like sweet tea

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What if I don't like sweet tea

It's okay, I don't either, you could make your own sun tea though without sugar. I imagine this is a common site on the porches of Arkadelphia. :)

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Time Machine posted:

I've heard there's beer there.

The Texas side yes, the Arkansas side no

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

It's okay, I don't either, you could make your own sun tea though without sugar. I imagine this is a common site on the porches of Arkadelphia. :)



I like that photograph

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Happy bday Ronnie

God bless

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Man, i hope Ronnie has a great "bday"!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

drat look at this sweet rear end old Pepsi machine! I'm starting to feel really depressed that I'm a 15 hour drive away from Arkadelphia, Arkansas. :smith:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
do they have a hot dog restaurant there

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

They have Andy's



But they don't serve a frog dog. :getin:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

True story, I once pooped in that pool and blamed it on a toddler.

I knew I didn't poop, but nobody would believe me.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
The best part of Arkadelphia is that you're only 1 hour and change away from the Great State of Texas!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

blugu64 posted:

The best part of Arkadelphia is that you're only 1 hour and change away from the Great State of Texas!

Have you been?! To Arkadelphia I mean.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
I passed through Arkadelphia on my way to Hot Springs.



Hot Springs was nice.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

I passed through Arkadelphia on my way to Hot Springs.



Hot Springs was nice.

Wow, what an incredibly rude thing to say.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
West Arkadelphia born and raised

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

SHISHKABOB posted:

West Arkadelphia born and raised

in the waterpark was where I spent most of my days

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Shootin' up meth right outside the pool

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