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Gwyneth Paltrow says girls should put jade eggs in their poosays to gain female energy. What is female energy I imagine it leads to superpowers Any of you goonettes do this? shove jade eggs up ur cooters to get super powers? why jade eggs? is this connected to operation jade helm in some way? is it part of the consipiracy ladies with jade egg vagina will be spared from the FEMA camps and use their female energy to track down dissenters??? Whole lot of questions coming from this and I feel like we are just scratching the surface E:mods please change the thread tag to I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Jan 24, 2017 19:23
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i got a couple huevos for you right here OP!
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Jan 24, 2017 19:24
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Chinatown posted:i got a couple huevos for you right here OP! if they are made out of jade a lady might let you put em in her vagina(!!) 
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Jan 24, 2017 19:26
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Hello Nooner!   I am not a lady but I have seen one or two in my lifetime and never saw evidence of this so-called female energy.
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Jan 24, 2017 19:27
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pussy control
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Jan 24, 2017 19:27
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I do the same thing, but instead of jade eggs it's a JO crystal in my butt 
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Jan 24, 2017 19:33
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welp i didnt think that one would be real you got me nooner
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Jan 24, 2017 19:33
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Well no one else is gonna put anything up there with the way she looks
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Jan 24, 2017 19:34
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Can you provide a recording of your pronunciation of "poosays" I want to make sure I am reading your post with the intended intonation. Please repeat it several times, slowly. Thank you.
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Jan 24, 2017 19:35
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i have a few in my butt rn, and i can vouch that they are working!
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Jan 24, 2017 19:36
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I heard that the only car Gwyneth Paltrow owns is a 1976 Ford Pinto and if you make fun of it she literally slits your throat. That is actually how Gene Saks died.
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Jan 24, 2017 19:37
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I wish GP had said I was supposed to put Jade eggs in girls vagjners Passed over again
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Jan 24, 2017 19:38
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Nooner posted:Gwyneth Paltrow says girls should put jade eggs in their poosays to gain female energy. My jaded cock is coming for its jade eggs, bich e: yes this cock lays eggs please stop sending PMs
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Jan 24, 2017 19:38
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you can go digging for treasure
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Jan 24, 2017 19:39
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Vag steaming was funnier
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Jan 24, 2017 19:45
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I don't see the problem, op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-7qRbH7P5g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjDVUaw4xM8
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Jan 24, 2017 19:48
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Wait, is she taking applicants?
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Jan 24, 2017 19:49
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She's loving insane. Her idea of "conflict resolution" is also to realize fighting is wrong and immediately drop to her knees and give the guy a blowjob. Get therapy, Gwenyth, and also gently caress you for giving guys the idea that's a thing within the realm of possibility
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Jan 24, 2017 19:52
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Suck my jade eggs, nooner
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Jan 24, 2017 19:53
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FogHelmut posted:I don't see the problem, op slitstema
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Jan 24, 2017 19:54
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Pick posted:Her idea of "conflict resolution" is also to realize fighting is wrong and immediately drop to her knees and give the guy a blowjob. Maybe she's not all bad
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Jan 24, 2017 19:54
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Pick posted:She's loving insane. Her idea of "conflict resolution" is also to realize fighting is wrong and immediately drop to her knees and give the guy a blowjob. Get therapy, Gwenyth, and also gently caress you for giving guys the idea that's a thing within the realm of possibility When and where did she say this? 
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Jan 24, 2017 19:54
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Pick posted:She's loving insane. Her idea of "conflict resolution" is also to realize fighting is wrong and immediately drop to her knees and give the guy a blowjob.
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Jan 24, 2017 19:55
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Pick posted:She's loving insane. Her idea of "conflict resolution" is also to realize fighting is wrong and immediately drop to her knees and give the guy a blowjob. Get therapy, Gwenyth, and also gently caress you for giving guys the idea that's a thing within the realm of possibility I think that you could use some jade stones.
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Jan 24, 2017 19:56
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Pick posted:She's loving insane. Her idea of "conflict resolution" is also to realize fighting is wrong and immediately drop to her knees and give the guy a blowjob. Get therapy, Gwenyth, and also gently caress you for giving guys the idea that's a thing within the realm of possibility Well now, let's not be too hasty, maybe she is on to something here..?
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Jan 24, 2017 19:56
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Hogge Wild posted:i have a few in my butt rn, and i can vouch that they are working! does putting em in ur butt give you male energy?
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Jan 24, 2017 20:01
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GP is hilarious, If she couldn't act she would be someone's "dumb but hot" secretary at a car dealership.
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Jan 24, 2017 20:02
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Nooner posted:does putting em in ur butt give you male energy? it made me as hairy as pick's fursuit
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Jan 24, 2017 20:02
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Hogge Wild posted:it made me as hairy as pick's fursuit lololol
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Jan 24, 2017 20:03
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so is she really a crazy person who practices what she preaches or is she just cashing in on the stupidity of upper class white women?
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Jan 24, 2017 20:03
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so is she really a crazy person who practices what she preaches or is she just cashing in on the stupidity of upper class white women? you mean pick?
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Jan 24, 2017 20:04
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so is she really a crazy person who practices what she preaches or is she just cashing in on the stupidity of upper class white women?
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Jan 24, 2017 20:04
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as long as they replace the rotten fish ha ha ha am i right fellas
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Jan 24, 2017 20:04
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I heard that indian ladies use turquoise instead 
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Jan 24, 2017 20:07
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i thought nooner was pulling this out of his rear end, but i googled "jade egg" and welp also "goop" is an unbelievably stupid name for a personal website
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Jan 24, 2017 20:08
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Jade eggs? In my vagina?
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Jan 24, 2017 20:09
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get that OUT of my face posted:i thought nooner was pulling this out of his rear end, but i googled "jade egg" and welp I would never be so irresponsible as to spread false information on the internet
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Jan 24, 2017 20:12
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Actually you put the rocks in someone elses vagina. Thats how you get the power.
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Jan 24, 2017 20:13
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toxic shock syndrome is my fetish
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Jan 24, 2017 20:13
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get that OUT of my face posted:i thought nooner was pulling this out of his rear end, but i googled "jade egg" and welp Seems like a good name for a site about pussy rocks tho
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