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No idea when you'll be rescued - could be five minutes, five hours, or never. Maybe you're on camera, but you're not sure. What if someone else was stuck with you?
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about an hour I reckon
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:40 |
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a colleague was stuck in the office elevator with his wife and children after lunch for two and half hours. he peed in a plastic shopping bag. makes u think
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:41 |
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If I ever got stuck in an elevator I would start pissing immediately and uncontrollably.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:42 |
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Edit 2: the thing I wrote here was apparently not true, Anyway, here is a video of a guy stuck in a lift for a long time and he peed between the doors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8 Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:Edit 2: the thing I wrote here was apparently not true, Just pee on the carpet. It's way easier to replace that than to scrub down the elevator shaft.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:56 |
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lol they won't clean the elevator shaft
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:57 |
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I would probably pee pretty much right away so they'd feel extra guilty and maybe give me some money so I didn't sue.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:57 |
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Pick posted:I would probably pee pretty much right away so they'd feel extra guilty and maybe give me some money so I didn't sue. smart plan, claw at the door until your fingers are bloody in order to start the case for intense emotional harm
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:58 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:If I ever got stuck in an elevator I would start pissing immediately and uncontrollably.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:59 |
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Pee on the control panel. Maybe it would either start moving or you'd die.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:59 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:If I ever got stuck in an elevator I would start pissing immediately and uncontrollably. The poor cleaning guy "Why the HELL did he manage to get it on the ceiling?!"
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:01 |
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I'd start jerking it to calm down. Peeing though? Grose
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:01 |
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Three-Phase posted:The poor cleaning guy "Why the HELL did he manage to get it on the ceiling?!" draw a Pentacle of Summoning on the walls
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:05 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:If I ever got stuck in an elevator I would start pissing immediately and uncontrollably. Same. Glad we're not alone out there, Bareback Werewolf.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:08 |
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It wouldn't be a problem because I would've peed in the elevator before it got stuck.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:13 |
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Lareine posted:It wouldn't be a problem because I would've peed in the elevator before it got stuck. This is actually a pretty good idea. If you pissed in the elevator after it got stuck, everyone stuck with you would say "Great, now we have the rancid smell of PISS to deal with on top of being stuck in this elevator!" But pissing beforehand, they would forget about the guy that just randomly pissed in the elevator, because now they have to deal with a stuck elevator. Brilliant.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:17 |
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If you dont ingest any fluids you wont pee, simple as that
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:44 |
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If you were peeing in a falling elevator would the pee come out normal or would it fly to the ceiling
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:45 |
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I'd probably pee immediately if I had to go. I'm going to assume that I'm in the elevator for the long haul, and I'm not going to hold it for 20 minutes only to end up being stuck for 5 hours anyway. If someone is with me, then I will spend 10 minutes explaining my philosophy with. Then, agree or not, I'm peeing.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:46 |
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wait a second, people hold their pee?
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:46 |
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Three-Phase posted:Pee on the control panel. Maybe it would either start moving or you'd die. The lamest way to discover your dormant superpower.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:48 |
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Care Bear Stairs posted:wait a second, people hold their pee? I'm holding mine in my hands right now as we speak.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:49 |
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I piss in elevators even when I'm not stuck tho
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:49 |
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Isaac posted:If you were peeing in a falling elevator would the pee come out normal or would it fly to the ceiling it would hang majestically in the air
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:50 |
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Zorodius posted:it would hang majestically in the air hell yeah
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:50 |
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I would wait until I was thirsty and then try to aim the pee into my own mouth like that dude from Waterworld
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:52 |
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I am never not pissing so I would last roughly 0 seconds, fucker.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:53 |
It wouldn't matter because I'll open a ceiling tile, go to the roof of the elevator, and either climb the wire to a good floor or I would go Dir Hard and find a ventalation shaft to start crawling around.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:52 |
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One time I got stuck on an elevator in an apartment complex at like 4 AM and I guess the emergency button alerted the front desk but no one was at the front desk. I was in there for maybe thirty minutes and got really pissed off and started kicking things. Believe it or not somehow I kicked the doors in a way that made them open and I was able to get out! I stole a plant on the way out just out of principle. If I would have had to pee I would have peed right away to spite them.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:56 |
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I'd poo too just because gently caress you and your lovely elevator.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:02 |
I got caught in an elevator for 1 1/2 hours once. I had to climb out through the roof to escape. felt like a cool action hero except I barely managed the strength to pull up and out, a really lovely hero at best.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:08 |
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Listen. If they want to waste my time with their lovely elevator they can spend the time to clean up every bodily fluid I can produce in however long it takes.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:10 |
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Sometimes I dream that I'm in one of those clear glass elevators except it's been made water proof and I just keep peeing while the rods elevator goes up and down and Japanese business men masturbate furiously.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:21 |
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Care Bear Stairs posted:wait a second, people hold their pee? I read that's it's more sanitary to hold someone else's pee.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:35 |
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Every elevator has a secret toilet
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:37 |
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Everything's a secret toilet if you think about it.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:43 |
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Uh, just drink your pee maybe? ffs...
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:46 |
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Negative twenty goddamn seconds
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Isaac posted:If you were peeing in a falling elevator would the pee come out normal or would it fly to the ceiling You'd get a cool piss orb on the end of your tallywhacker
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