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BIG FOOT GARDENS IS BACK BABY We've had our doors closed for months but guess what, Bigfoot garden is back. Grand opening is tommorow and the villanous acts of former employee "Brod" will no longer occur at our park. New park features! : - Have a look at the bigfoots, why not? - Check out bigfoot flavoured cigarettes at the Future Centre - Try our app!
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Feb 20, 2017 08:58
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bigfoot is a hoax you idiot
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Feb 20, 2017 09:04
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Jawdins posted:bigfoot is a hoax you idiot Come to check out the facts at Bigfoot Gardens!
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Feb 20, 2017 09:05
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Jawdins posted:bigfoot is a hoax you idiot As a squatch I find this very offensive
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Feb 20, 2017 09:05
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too many big feet, not enough gardens. 4 stars.
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Feb 20, 2017 09:05
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bunky posted:too many big feet, not enough gardens. 4 stars. The bigfoot considers bogs and dirt to be a garden, its a bigfoot garden.
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Feb 20, 2017 09:07
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BIGFACT: Bigfoot doesn't like cameras (because he's fake) BIGFACT: Bigfoot only hunts in the coldest of winters (so no one can take his picture)
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Feb 20, 2017 09:11
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Jawdins posted:BIGFACT: Bigfoot doesn't like cameras (because he's fake) They like cigarettes
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Feb 20, 2017 09:12
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I only go there for the coronas
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Feb 20, 2017 09:13
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and to hope to catch a glimpse of bigfoots hairy cock
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Feb 20, 2017 09:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACa8qhzAIwI&t=27s
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Feb 20, 2017 09:14
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Nonviolent J posted:and to hope to catch a glimpse of bigfoots hairy cock New bylaws make it mandatory for us to clothe the Bigfoots
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Feb 20, 2017 09:15
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The bigfoot dicks were bringing in "The wrong kind of crowd". Couldnt even trust my employees especially "Brod"
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Feb 20, 2017 09:15
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How does one go about coercing the bigfoot to remove said clothes
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Feb 20, 2017 09:16
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Isaac posted:The bigfoot considers bogs and dirt to be a garden, its a bigfoot garden. opening soon: largefoot bogtown. "don't get fooled by the garden! dip your feet into the bog!" sorry about your business
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Feb 20, 2017 09:16
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Joan meets the Sasquatch
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Feb 20, 2017 09:17
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Nonviolent J posted:How does one go about coercing the bigfoot to remove said clothes This behaviour is not welcome in the gardens. Anyone caught doing this will be restricted to the future centre.
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Feb 20, 2017 09:18
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Joan Ocean posted:Did you know that Sasquatch can:
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Feb 20, 2017 09:19
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Isaac posted:The bigfoot dicks were bringing in "The wrong kind of crowd". Couldnt even trust my employees especially "Brod" How do we know the bigfoots are anatomically correct?
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Feb 20, 2017 09:20
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bunky posted:opening soon: largefoot bogtown. "don't get fooled by the garden! dip your feet into the bog!" Good luck finding any good bigfoots. You'll end up with the 3rd rate ones Gino sells.
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Feb 20, 2017 09:20
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various cheeses posted:How do we know the bigfoots are anatomically correct? You can look at a bigfoot anatomy chart in the future centre
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Feb 20, 2017 09:21
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I dont really know much about bigfoots but the cigarettes keep em docile
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Feb 20, 2017 09:22
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Can you tell me more about the bigfoot grading scale?
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Feb 20, 2017 09:27
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How many points do you expect to receive from posting this?
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Feb 20, 2017 09:27
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various cheeses posted:Can you tell me more about the bigfoot grading scale? I will not share any information regarding the aquisition of bigfoots
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Feb 20, 2017 09:29
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The southern hemisphere has tiny feet
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Feb 20, 2017 09:32
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...and the pitch! posted:The southern hemisphere has tiny feet Tinyheads
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Feb 20, 2017 09:34
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Isaac posted:Tinyheads Good point. Head shrinking is also from the northern hemisphere.
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Feb 20, 2017 09:49
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...and the pitch! posted:Good point. Head shrinking is also from the northern hemisphere. You should work at our Future Centre
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Feb 20, 2017 09:50
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What kind of cigarettes does Bigfoot prefer? And do they ever buy their own packs or just bum them off people?
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Feb 20, 2017 09:56
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Isaac posted:You should work at our Future Centre If only the boats hadn't been stopped
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Feb 20, 2017 09:58
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Fastball LIVE in concert posted:What kind of cigarettes does Bigfoot prefer? And do they ever buy their own packs or just bum them off people? We pump second hand smoke from the future centre into the bigfoot enclosures. Visitors are encouraged to give bigfoots a few puffs of their own cigarettes, hell its half the fun of the place!
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Feb 20, 2017 10:00
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From now on Bigfoot Gardens is synonymous with the Pacific Northwest
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Feb 20, 2017 10:03
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I grew up in central Washington state (wild Bigfoot country) and my older brother told me he woke up in the middle of the night and a Sasquatch (wild/unemployed Bigfoot) was looking in his bedroom window. If I travel to Bigfoot Gardens will the Bigfoots mind their beeswax and not peer in my window at night?
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Feb 20, 2017 10:03
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Keith Atherton posted:I grew up in central Washington state (wild Bigfoot country) and my older brother told me he woke up in the middle of the night and a Sasquatch (wild/unemployed Bigfoot) was looking in his bedroom window. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM
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Feb 20, 2017 10:04
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Keith Atherton posted:I grew up in central Washington state (wild Bigfoot country) and my older brother told me he woke up in the middle of the night and a Sasquatch (wild/unemployed Bigfoot) was looking in his bedroom window. We have peering and non-peering cabins
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Feb 20, 2017 10:10
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Can you get AIDS from eating infected bigfoot meat?
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Feb 20, 2017 10:12
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various cheeses posted:Can you get AIDS from eating infected bigfoot meat? There are easier ways.
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Feb 20, 2017 10:14
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various cheeses posted:Can you get AIDS from eating infected bigfoot meat? If the resteraunt dosent have the Bigfoot Association logo on it you are either eating poached or counterfeit bigfoot meat.
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Feb 20, 2017 10:16
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Isaac posted:We have peering and non-peering cabins My wife is concerned about nocturnal hooting keeping her awake. Also are there child Bigfoots around and if so are they kept busy in classes or are they running around and getting underfoot all the time.
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