Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im going to start a twitter. whats the best way to do a twitter? what are your tips and teicks for tweeting? what do you tweet? thank you for your time

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
maybe just tweet what your doing? i dont know. seems kinda like "who cares" . maybe tweet some recipes?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you could literally tweet almost anything

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Whenever I am looking for inspiration I remember that 'tweeting' is something a bird does. This insight from mother nature will usually get me where I "need to be" if you know what I'm saying.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Whenever I am looking for inspiration I remember that 'tweeting' is something a bird does. This insight from mother nature will usually get me where I "need to be" if you know what I'm saying.

i will meditate on this. thank you

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

if you see a tweet you like, hit the like button. if you really like it, retweet it

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Close your browser window

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
the only time I use twitter is after getting banned and to whine at lowtax

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I tweet what I eat

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It's fun to punch up jokes that comedians post, to show how much better you are at making jokes

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Use the same process you use to make your thread titles. Because that's basically the same character limit

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you can tweet right from your phone!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
maybe a life coach twitter to help others

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a twitter where you make a tweet every time you take a poo poo in your bath tub

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

a twitter that you play pong against

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

very





carefully

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ok i set up my account. who should i "follow"?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Donald J Trump

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
You should tweet updates on your project

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

dad gay. so what posted:

ok i set up my account. who should i "follow"?

Who do they suggest for you?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
just open your beak and yell

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
follow @dril. He's p funny, but he stopped doing the Thursday night rant, which sucks

Also apparently he used to have an SA account?

teen phone cutie fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Feb 20, 2017

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Follow @beep___boop

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
Maybe say happy birthday to other people to build a foundation. Iunno just spitballin here

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hardawn posted:

Who do they suggest for you?

donald trump

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

tweet hateful things at celebrities you dislike until you get one of them to engage and then you can have a twitter war.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Create a second twitter & follow each other so you can circlejerk by yourself

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
Oh yea, all the "cool kids" have a blue checkmark. If you "win" a tweet battle you acquire their checkmark.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Also tweet at their spouses, on the slim chance they discuss Twitter with each other they have to utter your handle.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

they won't give you a checkmark unless you fill out all of their art things like the top image lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like art

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

OctoberBlues posted:

tweet hateful things at celebrities you dislike until you get one of them to engage and then you can have a twitter war.

Brave Internet soldiers in the Twitter Wars of 2017

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

The 100 Years Twitter Wars

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

im going to start a twitter. whats the best way to do a twitter? what are your tips and teicks for tweeting? what do you tweet? thank you for your time

you should do some avant garde tweeting coach

stuff like horse_ebooks

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Sometimes I use twitter, other times I'm used by Twitter.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lil Peeler posted:

Brave Internet soldiers in the Twitter Wars of 2017

I think one of the people in SAS tweeted goatse to a big time sportswriter and the guy melted down about how his child saw it, lol.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
check out @dril for suggestions

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

In all honesty, twitter is really good for getting the fastest info about a developing situation, all other uses are terrible (edit: or at the very least could be done much better on a different platform)

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
it goes down in the DM, so turn them off

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

OctoberBlues posted:

I think one of the people in SAS tweeted goatse to a big time sportswriter and the guy melted down about how his child saw it, lol.

We should all have been so lucky to know the goat man at such a young age

  • Locked thread