Animal gay, so what?

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Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

Giraffes are gay as heck. Gentleman giraffes get jiggy way more than girl giraffes.

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Male giraffes have been observed to engage in remarkably high frequencies of homosexual behavior. After aggressive "necking", it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling. In one study, up to 94% of observed mounting incidents took place between two males. The proportion of same sex activities varied between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males were engaged in non-combative necking behavior with another male. Only 1% of same-sex mounting incidents occurred between females.

Post your gay animals! :gay:

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oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

syllable police :siren:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 17:55

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Research finds that homosexuality in insects and spiders is a case of mistaken identity.

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Now Dr. Inon Scharf of Tel Aviv University's Department of Zoology and Dr. Oliver Martin of ETH Zurich have found that homosexual behavior in bugs is probably accidental in most cases. In the rush to produce offspring, bugs do not take much time to inspect their mates' gender, potentially leading to same-sex mating.

The researchers say insects and spiders probably have not evolved to be more discriminating in their mating choices because the cost of rejecting an opportunity to mate with a female is greater than that of mistakenly mating with a male. This explanation is supported by the fact that many species that exhibit homosexual behavior also mate with related species or inanimate objects, like beer bottles�indicating a general tendency toward misidentification. It is also possible that sexual enthusiasm in bugs is related to other evolutionarily beneficial traits, the researchers say.

"Homosexual behavior may be genomically linked to being more active, a better forager, or a better competitor," says Dr. Schart. "So even though misidentifying mates isn't a desirable trait, it's part of a package of traits that leaves the insect better adapted overall."

# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:11

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

EorayMel posted:

Research finds that homosexuality in insects and spiders is a case of mistaken identity.

TBH that is my excuse also

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plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

"You mean I was sucking a MANS dick!?!"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:22

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

My research of owning dogs is that animals like to gently caress things.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:25

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

Research finds that homosexuality in insects and spiders is a case of mistaken identity.

Finally, scientific proof that it was a case of mistaken identity when I got my dick stuck in a beer bottle.

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Shaquin: May 12, 2007

the giraffe is clearly homosexual at a glance, a waste to study it

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Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

EorayMel posted:

Research finds that homosexuality in insects and spiders is a case of mistaken identity.

With eyes like these? A web of lies. Deeply unfortunate that these spiders are still hiding in a closet clearly made of leaves.

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Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

So where's the youtubes of gay giraffes?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:15

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

So where's the youtubes of gay giraffes?

It's on xtube

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

https://youtu.be/3OGL2b_jVIU

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Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

Beetles not confirmed for gay, may simply be a show of support for their distant brethren.

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

If you didn't sleep with a man, how could you trust him when you went into battle? How would you know if he was going to be the warrior that would protect you at all costs, if he wasn't your lover?

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I think OP is protecting

Wonderful colors

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I'm going to start a zoo for gay animals where they won't be discriminated against and they can have gay sex all day.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm going to start a zoo for gay animals where they won't be discriminated against and they can have gay sex all day.

Matt Gaymon DOXX itt

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Hardawn posted:

Matt Gaymon DOXX itt

Oh gently caress, my publicist is going to beat me again.

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unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Pawn 17 posted:

Oh gently caress, my publicist is going to beat me again.

thats a weird name for your wife

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Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

So where's the youtubes of gay giraffes?

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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unpleasantly turgid posted:

thats a weird name for your wife

STOP BEING MEAN TO ME GUYS!!

I JUST WANT TO PROTECT GAY ANIMALS AND WATCH THEM MAKE GAY LOVE CLOSE UP OK!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:15

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I'm sorry for yelling. It's just, you know, I think we can learn a lot from animals.

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Feb 20, 2017

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:16

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm going to start a zoo for gay animals where they won't be discriminated against and they can have gay sex all day.

Does the world REALLY need another furry convention?

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Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

Agent Escalus posted:

Does the world REALLY need another furry convention?

Please do not mention this word, it is greatly triggering for the animals who peacefully reside in this thread.

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Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Ducks aren't just gay. They're gay necrophiliac rapists.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Spatial posted:

Beetles not confirmed for gay, may simply be a show of support for their distant brethren.

my fav beetle sex tale was about this one type of beetle that blocks its mate up in a tunnel and then barricades the tunnel with its giant noggin so no other beetles could have access. the larger the beetle the easier it is to block up your beetle sex dungeon. but some of the smaller beetle boys figured out they could dig a tunnel around the main tunnel and come in the back door, getting it on with the lady and cucking the big dumb beetle who can't turn around to stop it.

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ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so are almost all giraffe penises covered in feces all day every day or are they gaysexing some other way

why is this my only question

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Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

so are almost all giraffe penises covered in feces all day every day or are they gaysexing some other way

why is this my only question

Something something deep throat

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Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

so are almost all giraffe penises covered in feces all day every day or are they gaysexing some other way

why is this my only question

i found the research paper on that once, apparently they like to mount each other and rub their necks together until they both cum everywhere

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Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

This begs the question, whats the most homo animal?? I know bonobos are pretty big flamers

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Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

Tolkien minority posted:

This begs the question, whats the most homo animal?? I know bonobos are pretty big flamers

bonobos gently caress their brothers, their sisters, their moms, their dads, and pretty much everything in sight

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Pawn 17 posted:

Oh gently caress, my publicist is going to beat me again.

But your pubicist has never been happier!

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Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

bonobos gently caress their brothers, their sisters, their moms, their dads, and pretty much everything in sight

man i was born the wrong fuckin species

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Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

starfish have it all figured out, they just blow their load into the water and maybe some of the sperm run into an errant starfish egg cell adrift in the ocean

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

There's still probably one incel bonobo though.

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

If there's a god, He is one hell of a terrible programmer.

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Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

Pick posted:

If there's a god, He is one hell of a terrible programmer.

yeah, the anglerfish's mode of reproduction reads like something off of deviantart

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However, the methods anglerfish use to locate mates vary. Some species have minute eyes that are unfit for identifying females, while others have underdeveloped nostrils, making them unlikely to effectively find females by smell.When a male finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male becomes dependent on the female host for survival by receiving nutrients via their shared circulatory system, and provides sperm to the female in return. After fusing, males increase in volume and become much larger relative to free-living males of the species. They live and remain reproductively functional as long as the female lives, and can take part in multiple spawnings. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available. Multiple males can be incorporated into a single individual female with up to eight males in some species, though some taxa appear to have a "one male per female" rule.

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

yeah, the anglerfish's mode of reproduction reads like something off of deviantart

I wonder what's the most balls an anglerfish has ever had. Like enough she could release a cloud of cum like a squid releases ink to escape?

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Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

On the other hand he made immortal octopus so you win some you lose some

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