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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


what's ur handle op?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Woah, ban this guerilla marketing shill!

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/glitchr_/status/435782901938941953

https://twitter.com/glitchr_/status/470655271191457792

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

what's ur handle op?

#vetssuckshit

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i got trolled on twitter one time... felt real bad :smith:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I live tweeted something once, *shudder*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

do they use copper lines for twitter or is it fiber optic

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm actually wearing ladies deodorant and I think THAT is the future DGSW.

I forgot to put my deodorant on this morning. I forgot to go downstairs and get the new Speed Stick out of the grocery bag downstairs and bring it to my bathroom so I went through my morning routine and just never did it. So then I took my wife to lunch and was like, gently caress, muh pits are all swampy and she's like gently caress it dude, use some secret.

I slopped this poo poo on and I smell pretty good and I'm dry as gently caress up in there. It's a little waxy but the smell reminds me of loving fat girls in college so w/e.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
whoa whoa whoa... what the hell is "https://" op ?

can mods investigate and possibly ban this piece of poo poo for posting a cross site forgeried phishing attempts on something awful forums?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

the dare of twitter.com

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
fuk i only have 126 characters remaining

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


Lmao

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im following gordon ramsay ftw

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

please tweet my balls, op

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Twitter is bad

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
op is killin it

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

How many miles was it since your last oil change? Oil changes are part of a vast auto repair shop conspiracy.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
gordon ramsay called me a poofter

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice
There's this twitter that posts pictures of dogs and supposedly rates them on a scale of 1-10 but what you quickly learn is                           gently caress you                                    

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



About the only time I intentionally go to Twitter is when the forums go down and I check Lowtax's account to see if there is any news about it.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

CaptainSarcastic posted:

About the only time I intentionally go to Twitter is when the forums go down and I check Lowtax's account to see if there is any news about it.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm on Twitter, my name is @1. I like to think I tweet pretty good but I'll let you be the judge

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Enfield posted:

gordon ramsay called me a poofter

I can't cum without pics. I'm a visual person

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I have a twitter

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

About the only time I intentionally go to Twitter is when the forums go down and I check Lowtax's account to see if there is any news about it.

that and more recently to get updates from the President of the United States of America but i found out i can get those beamed directly to my phone. probably the only useful push notification to have. i feel like im living in a dystopian scifi thriller it is incredibly sick.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
my twitter account is really hot right now

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Enfield posted:

gordon ramsay called me a poofter

I simply don't believe gordon ramsey would ever be so rude, im sorry

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

CaptainSarcastic posted:

About the only time I intentionally go to Twitter is when the I'm banned and I check Lowtax's account to talk poo poo to him.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

My twitter is @gayanimedad, it's really bad and not funny. I use it to talk about my gluten allergy and enlightened libertarian political views.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
I like memes

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
I'm just gonna go ahead and fill up this thread till I get back to 69 post/day tia

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
#twitter

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Shitpostbot5000

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

please fund my startup "twatter" where you can post up to 140 twats at at time

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

sounds like ripoff of my website Tweeter. It's an Audubon Society fan page

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Parallax Scroll posted:

please fund my startup "twatter" where you can post up to 140 twats at at time

this is bait for a your mother joke, right?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
twitter 2.0: now with 141 character!

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
I have seen the present and it is poo poo

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm going to tweet at some famous people and see if they respond. I will choose who by some random means.

edit: I asked Marcia Gay Harden if she liked pancakes or waffles, I guess we'll see how useful twitter really is.

Nolan Arenado fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Feb 21, 2017

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