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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Is it rags to riches? Does it have something to do with home ownership?

I just looked it up and apparently the phrase was made popular by this guy.

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Feb 22, 2017

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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
The current American dream is getting your dick wet.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
it doesnt exist OP

stop reading childrens books OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

rolling a 300 in 10 pin

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

numberoneposter posted:

rolling a 300 in 10 pin

which one is 10 pin is that the normal one or the wacky one?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



That this is a classless society with upward mobility.

Oh, wait, no, that's the American Delusion.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
liberty by birthright, hth

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

rolling a 300 in 10 pin

With the noob spray or?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i am literally retarded and i graduated college and have a white collar job

livin the dreamz :downs:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Living comfortably while your peers/minorities suffer.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

CaptainSarcastic posted:

That this is a classless society with upward mobility.

Oh, wait, no, that's the American Delusion.

It's an easy mistake to make.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

being richer than everyone you know

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
you want to know the american dream?

imagine a man making GBS threads into someone else's rear end in a top hat ... forever

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i got chest pains but every time the doctor tells me 'hearts fine lungs fine' so to answer your question i don't really know what the american dream is beyond i don't find any joy in it

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Getting the world record super mario world speed run

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
two chicks at the same time

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Seven and a switchblade.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

500 bad things posted:

being richer than everyone you know

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

The American Dream is hoping to find a brief distraction on our long, slow march toward death.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
two cars in the garage or car hole as i like to call it

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egnuKspNBAU

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Ten acres of land and some starting capital provided by the state.

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

old fat bird posted:

two chicks at the same time

Came to post this.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i dream of jeannie

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq7Vm4wM2p4

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Pooping back and forth forever.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


American Dream? In my mind the word "Dream" would be replaced by the word "Nightmare" instead. Behind the smiling face of Ronald McDonalds lurks a dark and violent curtain, behind which the sugar-coated delusions of the sheep in their rose-tinted glass houses, all too eager to fall prey to the Dunning-Kruger effect, are shattered on the altar of the cargo cult we call capitalism.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
- Retirement in a warm weather state

- You married a younger woman so she can cook/work/give you some sex when the pension check comes

- Guitars +toys/Gym to keep you busy & your game sharp

- Continue to make compound interest on your investments/401k & never run out of money.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
plastic bag caught in an updraft

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Hot young trim

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Fun fact: I never heard the phrase "trim" as slang for coitus with consenting women until I visited New York City, the big apple. I'm not really sure what trim is supposed to represent but the mystery is part of the allure.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

- Retirement in a warm weather state

- You married a younger woman so she can cook/work/give you some sex when the pension check comes

- Guitars +toys/Gym to keep you busy & your game sharp

- Continue to make compound interest on your investments/401k & never run out of money.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If it isn't banging hookers then it probably should be

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
was just watching the movie 'the sting' and realized the american dream is definitely stealing a half million dollars from an irish man with paul new man

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Fun fact: I never heard the phrase "trim" as slang for coitus with consenting women until I visited New York City, the big apple. I'm not really sure what trim is supposed to represent but the mystery is part of the allure.

I think it used to be pretty wide spread and then fell out of use after the 70s. It's a great word (unless it turns out to be super sexist).

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
What WAS the American dream?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

to rise and become the oppressor

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Money, pussy, and wisdom

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


dying for trump's oil profits

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Thanks for reminding me this exists

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