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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Can I have an extra carton of orange juice?

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Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
I know this guy. it's not actually his birthday

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

i have a dry lemon you can suck on maybe

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Happy Bird Day

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
congrats OP i got you a present of one bloody severed leg

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
What a coincidence, it'll be your deathday too!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
When I was a kid my great-grandma died on her birthday, so for a while I thought people always died on their birthday

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

When I was a kid my great-grandma died on her birthday, so for a while I thought people always died on their birthday

Don't get into any fights with chimps today :(

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
happy birthday!

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I am a total birthday princess and I am almost thirty years old.

Happy birthday!!!

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YchNLKnV1os

Hip hooray!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
didn't your land mine just maim your best friend op?

or is that ...



















... a lie?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Until I see a birth certificate I do not trust this is legitimate.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Until I see a birth certificate I do not trust this is legitimate.

he's a good poster and even if he pulls this trick a few times i think i will say happy birthday!!! every time

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



extra stout posted:

he's a good poster and even if he pulls this trick a few times i think i will say happy birthday!!! every time

I refuse to recognize him as a good poster unless he provides a birth certificate to prove he is legally able to be one. It's in the Articles of Confederation or some other official poo poo.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Happy Birthday Ein cooler Typ!!! Me and the guys all chipped in and got you this:

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Happy birthday op. Do you have any regrets?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Congrats OP!! You made it another year!! Are you ready for your birthday bone??

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Cake or Pie?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
hb op

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
gently caress u op one year close to the grave bitch

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Grats op!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Big loving deal.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
for just today i will refrain from honking my manjuice into your morning coffee

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

lmao misread that post as this:

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



Ein cooler Typ posted:

Can I have an extra carton of orange juice?

Happy Birthday Big Dog :coolfish:

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
one more year closer to death

god i'm so jealous

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It depends op, if you like extra pulp, you can have an extra carton. If you're a little bitch boy who can't handle the pulp then you get no cartons.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

In my head Ein always sounds like the oldest goon, warning people to not do dumb stuff and just generally sounding old.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001


want a version of this where the clowns are being hanged by the balloons instead of using their hands

Syntax Erin
Jan 1, 2012

:toot:

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

500 bad things posted:

In my head Ein always sounds like the oldest goon, warning people to not do dumb stuff and just generally sounding old.

literally the cato the elder of shitposting

GBS delenda est

and also myself

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

500 bad things posted:

want a version of this where the clowns are being hanged by the balloons instead of using their hands

I had already started this before I saw your post, lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! (: (: (: :toot:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Nolan Arenado posted:

I had already started this before I saw your post, lol



lol

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



OP what do you want for your birthday? I'll try and get it for you.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
fix your friend's hosed up leg, rear end in a top hat

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Nolan Arenado posted:

I had already started this before I saw your post, lol


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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Happy birthday!!!

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