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Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuaC3dXayAs

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
pity reply

e: I regret not letting this garbage slough off the first page in replyless shame

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Feb 22, 2017

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I can confirm this is how we live

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Oct 30, 2009

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Literally drowning in pussy

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Nobody wants to gently caress ugly people, get over it.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Great red title OP

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I don't feel like clicking the link. How is everyone besides op doing today?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

i like that posted:

Nobody wants to gently caress ugly people, get over it.

I'm ugly :(

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

:same:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
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Girls come up to me often and do this.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Inside or outside?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i knew it!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
seems like being confident pays off

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Kurtofan posted:

seems like being confident pays off

Does that work with money too?

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Kurtofan posted:

seems like being confident pays off

being confident is easy as gently caress once you realize that nobody gives a poo poo about you and nothing matters

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
what im saying is embrace nihilism because you 'll be drowning in pussy if you dont drown yourself first hope this helps

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

chumbler posted:

Inside or outside?

Outside because of the Polish and Irish genes and inside because of the drinking

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I am quite frankly disturbed and quite frankly disgusted that a beautiful man can so easily be "attractive" to females

I mean, this poo poo is bonkers

When did women start liking handsome men??

If a beautiful woman walked up to me and said she liked me I woulda never given her the time of day

these women have no sefl respelct

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

i like that posted:

Nobody wants to gently caress ugly people, get over it.

Being an ugly person I can confirm this is true.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Ugly people gently caress all teh time, that's how we get more ugly people everywhere

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I said come in! posted:

Being an ugly person I can confirm this is true.

Maybe if you and I have sex we can create the ugliest children imaginable

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Maybe if you and I have sex we can create the ugliest children imaginable

lets do it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

This relationship is moving too fast for me, you're just too needy i can't take it. I want to be and feel like I'm my own person again.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This relationship is moving too fast for me, you're just too needy i can't take it. I want to be and feel like I'm my own person again.

Hey man I can respect that. I'm sorry I came off too hard, that's my bad. I'll give you your space, I wish you all the best.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm glad this rollercoaster of emotion ended well

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This relationship is moving too fast for me, you're just too needy i can't take it. I want to be and feel like I'm my own person again.

lol

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Dec 30, 2008

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Dec 17, 2000

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I said come in! posted:

Hey man I can respect that. I'm sorry I came off too hard, that's my bad. I'll give you your space, I wish you all the best.

I texted 10 minutes ago and you haven't responded, that's not ok.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Can we recreate this experiment with a beautiful woman asking dudes out?

Or just any woman really

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hector Beerlioz posted:

I texted 10 minutes ago and you haven't responded, that's not ok.

He's cheating on you! This is so sad, you guys were meant for each other. :(

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Feb 22, 2017

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Would have been more interesting if he'd tried it on some dudes, very lame

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Are you sure that video is accurate? Because that's what I go through, too. poo poo, am I good looking? Well OK then.

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Zzulu posted:

Can we recreate this experiment with a beautiful woman asking dudes out?

Or just any woman really

I want to know how ugly she has to be to fall below 50% success

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I can't believe those viscous sluts responding favorably to a handsome, charismatic and easygoing man approaching them

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

now lets see him do it in a flame shirt with a naruto headband

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I can confirm, OP.

That's how I live everyday.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
For real though I don't get the point of the vid

Is it just to upset ugly people?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If so, I applaud it

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Maybe they said yes because he put them on the spot

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