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So looking at those big govt. $$$$ How should we set up our goon operated private prison? My first question: foozball?
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I say we use the honor system wherever possible
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Feb 24, 2017 23:54
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Needs a pool for sure. But nothing fancy since it's prison. Above ground or inflatable only.
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Feb 24, 2017 23:56
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one time i was watching one of those Locked Up specials and they were dong it in like loving el salvador and like the guys just got pushed into a cell and like the guard then just legit like locked them in with a masterlock. Like it looked like the lock we have on our office dumpsters just a small as masterlock loving lol I think we should do that
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Feb 24, 2017 23:56
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Force prisoners to search for exoplanets using that website. Evil!!
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Feb 24, 2017 23:57
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What's the bandwidth?
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Feb 24, 2017 23:58
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Double Points Weekends
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Feb 24, 2017 23:58
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Shaquin posted:Double Points Weekends drat.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:00
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What kind of prisoners should we take in our private prison?
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Feb 25, 2017 00:00
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MSpaint The Simpsons from the Memory of the Last Time you Saw Your Family
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Feb 25, 2017 00:00
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Nooner posted:one time i was watching one of those Locked Up specials and they were dong it in like loving el salvador and like the guys just got pushed into a cell and like the guard then just legit like locked them in with a masterlock. Like it looked like the lock we have on our office dumpsters just a small as masterlock loving lol I think we should do that I learned how to pick one of those with my nose hairs in SERE school.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:01
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Bitcoin mines powered by recumbent bicycles
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Feb 25, 2017 00:01
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Make the prisoners design and build custom ASIC boards to mine bitcoin so we can make triple money per perp.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:01
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myDad posted:Bitcoin mines powered by recumbent bicycles gently caress!!
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Feb 25, 2017 00:02
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Smythe posted:gently caress!! 
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Feb 25, 2017 00:02
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So most prisons have a "courtyard" where prisoners "lift weights and exercise." I was thinking we could have a "big room" where prisoners "eat stuff and go online." Motion on the floor.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:05
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Private prisons pay for themselves. The coolest ones I have visited were just huge farms so the land is subsidized and you have free labor. People bitch because it's like, ugh, your keeping people in prison for free labor, but lol if you think there aren't enough shitheads in the world to consistently fill any prison.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:05
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King of Bees posted:So most prisons have a "courtyard" where prisoners "lift weights and exercise." I was thinking we could have a "big room" where prisoners "eat stuff and go online." Sounds like my friends and I in 7th grade! I'm for it!
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Feb 25, 2017 00:06
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i think if anyone does a prison rape lets chop their willy off
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Feb 25, 2017 00:07
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Dave_Indeed posted:Private prisons pay for themselves. The coolest ones I have visited were just huge farms so the land is subsidized and you have free labor. Not very private if you got to visit Dave Indeed. Privacy is a goon right.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:07
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King of Bees posted:What kind of prisoners should we take in our private prison? Only those with weed related crimes. Gotta lock them up. We would also provide them with their own grow op in the prison so everybody would be high and calm all the time
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Feb 25, 2017 00:08
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I really liked getting stoned and watching Superjail when I was in college, can our private prison be like Superjail?
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Feb 25, 2017 00:08
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I hear a motion. No tape allowed. Passed! Oops I meant rape.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:08
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King of Bees posted:Not very private if you got to visit Dave Indeed. Privacy is a goon right. no dude. this thing was in the mountains hundreds of miles from the nearest mcdonalds. U don't even know.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:08
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what if jail was just a van dropping you off in the woods
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Feb 25, 2017 00:09
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Nooner posted:I really liked getting stoned and watching Superjail when I was in college, can our private prison be like Superjail? What kind of powers?
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Feb 25, 2017 00:09
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these are far woods
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Feb 25, 2017 00:09
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a kissing booth could be fun but i don't know if that's "pc" anymore
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Feb 25, 2017 00:10
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Shaquin posted:what if jail was just a van dropping you off in the woods Maybe we could find an island somewhere and just drop all the prisoners off there?
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Feb 25, 2017 00:10
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Dave_Indeed posted:no dude. this thing was in the mountains hundreds of miles from the nearest mcdonalds. U don't even know. Well we can fix that with a McDonald's sponsored commissary.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:10
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garfield hentai posted:a kissing booth could be fun but i don't know if that's "pc" anymore How about a "skill crane" with steam games on DVD-Rs?
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Feb 25, 2017 00:11
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Jail: Sponsored by McDonald's
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Feb 25, 2017 00:11
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prison is too good for these offenders. the only thing they understand is XTREME VIOLENCECORE 2 THA MAX *wilhelm scream*
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Feb 25, 2017 00:12
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We could make them post in D&D if they're naughty
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Feb 25, 2017 00:13
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Demolition Man but its real
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Feb 25, 2017 00:13
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Hire Max Hardcore as the prison warden
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Feb 25, 2017 00:13
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Instead of toilet booze it will be clogged toilets.
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Feb 25, 2017 00:14
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myDad posted:Hire Max Hardcore as the prison warden This but Lowtax
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Feb 25, 2017 00:14
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We can have the security tested by Vin Diesel (Riddick)
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prison staff all equiped with reall high fps airsoft guns that look totally sweet and like the army
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