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whoa! an n64 emulator!! only 15 dollars and they take VISA?? DAAAD! *prints out lovely 40 page gamefaq on inkjet printer* *obsessively browses bestcheats for kewl new hacks* *most pornographic content witnessed in '99 remains half a boob from a medical site* *finds another 10 year old boy on ICQ named WARIO-something to chat about nintendo games with, becomes good e-friends and doesn't get groomed* *trusts anything written in the exciting .html format blindly* *tries to find a live satellite CIA site for hours only to find some shoddy blurry siberia flyover sat. map, still calls parents over in awe*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:39 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:05 |
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*jacks off to the half a boob picture*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:40 |
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*goes on the internet and sees this picture* *leaves internet*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:40 |
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*is blown away by the sheer speed of 56K compared to the pedestrian 36k*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:41 |
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"hmmmm, so what should I do?" *Types AOL keyword: boobs* "didn't work. Dammit. " *logs off and plays outside*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:42 |
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*uses full name and birthdate as nickname*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:42 |
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*gets groomed by an online pedophile*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:43 |
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Nooner posted:*jacks off to the half a boob picture* Gotta say same in this situation
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:57 |
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*downloads more memory*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:59 |
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*recites cliched memes from 10 years ago like "the cake is a lie" and "the game" at random; also chatters about spurdo spade and doge*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:01 |
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*fails to groom OP, heads down to the local arcade instead *
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:07 |
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"This person sent me a link that ends in 'hello.jpg'. It must be the welcome package."
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:10 |
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Sponge Baathist posted:"This person sent me a link that ends in 'hello.jpg'. It must be the welcome package."
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:14 |
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What didCaptain Kirk find in the toilet? The captains log! Hahaha There's a million of them!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:18 |
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*sits at the computer and stays there for the next 20 years*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:43 |
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beep boop im in da infromation superhighway beep beeep click whirrrrrrrrrr beep
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:45 |
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hello i am typing a message lol you are seeing this message, no?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:21 |
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Are you connected to the internet?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:35 |
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let me check the cord one more time, but its a tangled mess under my desssss'k lol
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:36 |
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*is about to post something but then just lurks for the next 3 years*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:37 |
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*yells from bedroom* MOM UNPLUG THE PHONE, I'M GOING ON THE INTERNET
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:39 |
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*finds Usenet posts on AOL* *posts Me Too!!*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:42 |
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*slowly typing* mortal kombat sonya naked
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:43 |
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*searches yahoo for winzip 4 serial*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:44 |
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*Sets Free Agent to download from alt.binaries.mp3 and leaves for work* *Has almost one full album downloaded after getting home from 10 hour shift*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:44 |
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* prints out "HoW 2 pHuCk Up Ur ScHoOl, hopes mom doesn't look at what im printing*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:45 |
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i found a katana on ebay for 99 cents
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:46 |
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*knocks over stack of free AOL cds*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:51 |
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Types YouTube.com into Netscape 2.0 and waits patiently.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:51 |
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I'm downloading and meticulously archiving every pic and fanfic from every power rangers fan site
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:52 |
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Im OnLine
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:53 |
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Going to download some porn pics from google images so I can jerk it in a few hours
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:53 |
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Carmant posted:Going to download some porn pics from google images so I can jerk it in a few hours from where?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:54 |
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Smythe posted:from where? Google images
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:54 |
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Carmant posted:Google images ????????????????????????
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:55 |
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hangs out in a chat room mom picks up phone, have to reconnect
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:55 |
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Smythe posted:???????????????????????? I was born in the 90s so google iamges was a thing when I first went online, I'm roleplaying
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:55 |
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fuckin willenials
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:56 |
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Dialing in to on line and posting about the god drat Xbox having the mother loving wrong RAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 03:00 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:05 |
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Hiyo frisco!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 03:01 |