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Every night my leader stands up and tears his skin off. First he rips the skin off his torso and arms and then he bends down and removes all of the skin from his legs. He throws his skin into a loose pile next to his sleeping place and turns the lights off. It must be pretty weird to be a dog.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 08:48 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:44 |
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Is this creepypasta?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 08:51 |
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Dogs
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 08:54 |
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I do this too, but only with my foreskin
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 08:55 |
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autoaim.cfg posted:Every night my leader stands up and tears his skin off.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 09:08 |
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Anime is the answer op.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 09:09 |
I need my personal space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 09:11 |
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Weird if you DON'T tear your skin off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHvWoDB-PYo
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 09:22 |
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ha ha the OP is the kind of idiot who takes off his shirt before his pants... what a freakin' moron
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 09:27 |
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hey OP what's it like to get undressed like a child??
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 09:28 |
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Dogs are good.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 10:22 |
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Dog the Builder posted:Dogs are good.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 10:23 |
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Dog the Builder posted:Dogs are good.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 10:45 |
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Arrhythmia posted:ha ha the OP is the kind of idiot who takes off his shirt before his pants... what a freakin' moron I bet he takes off his underwear but leaves his socks on and walks around like a giant malformed chicken
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 10:47 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Is this creepypasta? Naah, I'm dogsitting for the weekend and just got dressed this morning with the dog staring at me... So I decided to inflict my rapidly derailing train of thought upon y'all. Arrhythmia posted:ha ha the OP is the kind of idiot who takes off his shirt before his pants... what a freakin' moron That's ok, son. I understand that you want to hide your shameful moobs as long as possible when undressing. I'm not judging you. The Lord's creatures come in all shapes and sizes. Hail Satan Dog the Builder posted:Dogs are good.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 11:00 |
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Dog the Builder posted:Dogs are good.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 11:26 |
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Is it sort of like this?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:58 |
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The dog never stops to wonder, as much as a dog is capable of wonderment, why master needs another dog locked away behind a see-through wall. Always so silent, that mutt. Always staring back...
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:16 |
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my master clearly has enormous amounts of delicious food but all i ever get are... ooh! a scrap!!!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:32 |
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i loving love petting dogs
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:54 |
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I liked covering my fingers with glue and then peeling it off.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:59 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I liked covering my fingers with glue and then peeling it off. same but my dick
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:01 |
Shaquin posted:same but my dick same
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:03 |
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Mozi posted:my master clearly has enormous amounts of delicious food but all i ever get are... ooh! a scrap!!! "Why are you still in bed? It's afternoon. You should be out of bed and feeding me by now. That bowl isn't going to fill itself. I need you to get out of bed, open the magic box of delights and feed me now. Seriously, the bed, out of, now! I am wasting away here. Just look at me. I'm nothing but fur and bones now. Don't make me use my adorable stare on you. You know I will, so don't push your luck, ok? Food! Nooow! P.S. Cuddles too!"
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:50 |
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jesus wept
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:10 |
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client posted:jesus wept Get em off of me!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:37 |
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I love all the extra treats my substitute-master give me! I just wish he'd stop smearing them all over his body! -autoaim's dog (also post pics of this cool dog, dogsitting is the best)
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:59 |
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dogs are good pets
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:01 |
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ChickenHeart posted:I love all the extra treats my substitute-master give me! I just wish he'd stop smearing them all over his body! I R 10 MONTH OLD GOOD DOGE! VOOF! P.S. More foodies, plz!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:18 |
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That dog looks wizened far beyond its years. 18 WIS score, at least
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:25 |
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the dog of the prophecy...
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:34 |
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Shaquin posted:the dog of the prophecy...
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:38 |
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VendaGoat posted:
Anime is never the answer.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:52 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:44 |
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I chew on the inside of my mouth, I chew it good It doesn't taste like anything but the mouthfeel is irresistible
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 19:56 |