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autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Every night my leader stands up and tears his skin off.

First he rips the skin off his torso and arms and then he bends down and removes all of the skin from his legs.

He throws his skin into a loose pile next to his sleeping place and turns the lights off.


It must be pretty weird to be a dog.

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Is this creepypasta?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Dogs

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I do this too, but only with my foreskin

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

autoaim.cfg posted:

Every night my leader stands up and tears his skin off.

First he rips the skin off his torso and arms and then he bends down and removes all of the skin from his legs.

He throws his skin into a loose pile next to his sleeping place and turns the lights off.

keep going...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Anime is the answer op.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I need my personal space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
Weird if you DON'T tear your skin off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHvWoDB-PYo

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
ha ha the OP is the kind of idiot who takes off his shirt before his pants... what a freakin' moron

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
hey OP what's it like to get undressed like a child??

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Dogs are good.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Dog the Builder posted:

Dogs are good.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dog the Builder posted:

Dogs are good.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Arrhythmia posted:

ha ha the OP is the kind of idiot who takes off his shirt before his pants... what a freakin' moron

I bet he takes off his underwear but leaves his socks on and walks around like a giant malformed chicken

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

WatermelonGun posted:

Is this creepypasta?

Naah, I'm dogsitting for the weekend and just got dressed this morning with the dog staring at me...

So I decided to inflict my rapidly derailing train of thought upon y'all.


Arrhythmia posted:

ha ha the OP is the kind of idiot who takes off his shirt before his pants... what a freakin' moron

That's ok, son.

I understand that you want to hide your shameful moobs as long as possible when undressing.

I'm not judging you. The Lord's creatures come in all shapes and sizes.

Hail Satan




Dog the Builder posted:

Dogs are good.


Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Dog the Builder posted:

Dogs are good.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Is it sort of like this?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The dog never stops to wonder, as much as a dog is capable of wonderment, why master needs another dog locked away behind a see-through wall. Always so silent, that mutt. Always staring back...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my master clearly has enormous amounts of delicious food but all i ever get are... ooh! a scrap!!!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i loving love petting dogs

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I liked covering my fingers with glue and then peeling it off.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

SHISHKABOB posted:

I liked covering my fingers with glue and then peeling it off.

same but my dick

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Shaquin posted:

same but my dick

same

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Mozi posted:

my master clearly has enormous amounts of delicious food but all i ever get are... ooh! a scrap!!!

"Why are you still in bed? It's afternoon. You should be out of bed and feeding me by now. That bowl isn't going to fill itself. I need you to get out of bed, open the magic box of delights and feed me now. Seriously, the bed, out of, now! I am wasting away here. Just look at me. I'm nothing but fur and bones now. Don't make me use my adorable stare on you. You know I will, so don't push your luck, ok? Food! Nooow! P.S. Cuddles too!"

client
Aug 19, 2010

jesus wept

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

client posted:

jesus wept

Get em off of me!

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I love all the extra treats my substitute-master give me! I just wish he'd stop smearing them all over his body!

-autoaim's dog

(also post pics of this cool dog, dogsitting is the best)

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
dogs are good pets

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

ChickenHeart posted:

I love all the extra treats my substitute-master give me! I just wish he'd stop smearing them all over his body!

-autoaim's dog

(also post pics of this cool dog, dogsitting is the best)



I R 10 MONTH OLD GOOD DOGE! VOOF!

P.S. More foodies, plz!

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
That dog looks wizened far beyond its years.

18 WIS score, at least

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
the dog of the prophecy...

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Shaquin posted:

the dog of the prophecy...

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:



Anime is the answer op.

Anime is never the answer.

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I chew on the inside of my mouth, I chew it good

It doesn't taste like anything but the mouthfeel is irresistible

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