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23 | 42.59% |
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| No |
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27 | 50.00% |
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I had an argument with someone last night as to whether most people shut the toilet lid entirely when they flush the toilet and I need to feel like I am right. Obviously cannot post my own opinion in case it skews the results, but will post some pros and cons. Please vote and if you want, explain yourself in thread below. Pros to closing lid - poo poo & piss aerosol don't go everywhere Cons - poo poo and piss goes on toilet lid - Takes longer
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Feb 25, 2017 12:10
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I poo poo in Golden Monkey style
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Feb 25, 2017 12:17
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this is a great question op but you should open your mind to new toilet possibilities
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Feb 25, 2017 12:21
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phallocentriloquist posted:this is a great question op but you should open your mind to new toilet possibilities Go on...
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Feb 25, 2017 12:25
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Free your rear end, poo poo anywhere
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Feb 25, 2017 12:33
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I use a squat toilet so there ain't no lid.
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Feb 25, 2017 12:34
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What's this "flushing" I hear so much about? 
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Feb 25, 2017 12:35
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I usually just use my neighbors charcoal grill OP.
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Feb 25, 2017 12:43
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"Oi, shut your toilet lid" - Toughest guy at the bar.
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Feb 25, 2017 12:53
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nah, I stick out my tongue like I'm eating snowflakes and catch as much aerosolized baceteria as I can. It's great for your immune system.
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Feb 25, 2017 12:55
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Now that everyone knows about piss and poo poo vapours going everywhere, they are more rare and therefore more valuable.
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Feb 25, 2017 12:57
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i let it all mellow for a while, myabe get it down on the next go around
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Feb 25, 2017 13:07
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Anyone who shuts the lid before they flush is definitely a serial killer.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:08
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my kinda ape posted:Anyone who shuts the lid before they flush is definitely a serial killer. It closes the lid or else it gets the hose again.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:11
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Nah but I had a neurotic friend get upset at me for not doing it at their place. They didnt even keep the toothbrush or towels in the bathroom so idk what it was about. Whatever, except they had a cat and kept the litterbox in the bedroom by where they kept the towels so maybe it was toxo logic or something.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:22
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ANUSTART posted:Nah but I had a neurotic friend get upset at me for not doing it at their place. They didnt even keep the toothbrush or towels in the bathroom so idk what it was about. Whatever, except they had a cat and kept the litterbox in the bedroom by where they kept the towels so maybe it was toxo logic or something. So did you close the lid on the litter box when you were done?
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Feb 25, 2017 13:25
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Nope I kicked the towels in and buried them in poo poo.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:28
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ANUSTART posted:Nope I kicked the towels in and buried them in poo poo. Too late to add this to the poll
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Feb 25, 2017 13:53
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Sometimes yes, sometimes no
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Feb 25, 2017 14:21
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Unless someone is using the toilet I always have the lid closed, but I have this ridiculous fear that somehow my phone will magically fly out of my pocket and land in the toilet. I've never dropped my phone in the toilet and I don't know anyone who has, but what if??? 
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Feb 25, 2017 15:44
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op literally shits on the floor and probably sucks
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Feb 25, 2017 15:47
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Olewithmilk posted:I had an argument with someone last night as to whether most people shut the toilet lid entirely when they flush the toilet and I need to feel like I am right. Obviously cannot post my own opinion in case it skews the results, but will post some pros and cons. Please vote and if you want, explain yourself in thread below. everyone and everything you touch is covered in poo poo particles either way so why bother closing the lid
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Feb 25, 2017 15:52
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ANUSTART posted:Nah but I had a neurotic friend get upset at me for not doing it at their place. They didnt even keep the toothbrush or towels in the bathroom so idk what it was about. Whatever, except they had a cat and kept the litterbox in the bedroom by where they kept the towels so maybe it was toxo logic or something. yea see? people do dumb stuff like this so you're getting poo on you whether you want it or not
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Feb 25, 2017 15:53
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obv. you posted your opinion you listed more cons than pros
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Feb 25, 2017 16:00
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I leave it open cause i like to see the poo circle around when it flushes
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Feb 25, 2017 16:28
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If I need to poo poo I go to school.
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Feb 25, 2017 17:28
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I don't flush, bitch
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Feb 25, 2017 17:37
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I exclusively go upper deck.
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Feb 25, 2017 17:41
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I only poo poo in my pants soo I dont even get what this question is about, is this like asking if I zip my fly up after shittign my pants ? cause HELL no this is AMERICA!!!!
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Feb 25, 2017 17:42
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I only ever leave upper deckers. Hey uh, can I use your bathroom?
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Feb 27, 2017 19:57
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shut lid, no flush
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Feb 27, 2017 20:04
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Olewithmilk posted:Pros to closing lid
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Feb 27, 2017 20:17
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Exposure to airborne particles of excrement makes me stronger. Like Achilles bathing in the river Styx so too is my skin hardened by the foul waters of my toilet.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:20
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when i was in grade school someone's presentation was about how much crap gets sent up into the air after you flush and something about e. coli and I've just shut the lid ever since, when that is an available option (some toilets don't have lids bc they are degenerate) so gj whoever did that presentation
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Feb 27, 2017 20:21
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just poo poo on a compost heap. free fertilizer!
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Feb 27, 2017 20:46
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Open, obviously. How else am I supposed to verify the turd went down all the way? The monster logs I drop only have a 75% chance of making it down on flush numero uno.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:48
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Moridin920 posted:when i was in grade school someone's presentation was about how much crap gets sent up into the air after you flush and something about e. coli and I've just shut the lid ever since, when that is an available option (some toilets don't have lids bc they are degenerate) my toothbrush stand is on the toilet watertank
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Feb 27, 2017 20:52
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fishing with the fam posted:Open, obviously. How else am I supposed to verify the turd went down all the way? The monster logs I drop only have a 75% chance of making it down on flush numero uno. someone else's problem
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Feb 27, 2017 20:53
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Moridin920 posted:someone else's problem Sucks to be future me.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:56
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I just poo poo and piss in the yard op
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