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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

everyone here is going crazy for the sexy OUT OF CONTROL beautiful breast ladies going wild

anything could happen when horny levels reach critical mass. my boner is over SEVEN THOUSAND

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
2 chicks at the same time

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
What's a dickerdoodles

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

be aware! no one is safe when the boner pops.

you could be the one to make my gently caress!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I already jerked it three or four times. Get on my level op.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
is that you in the OP, OP?

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm happy for u

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
These stupid bitches wanted to fight with my buddies until I rolled up tonight. I am a huge and large man with glistening strength muscles. Later, history will record that I gathered taco bell and ate it.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Normal people are having sex right now and you are doing what on the internet?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

I already jerked it three or four times. Get on my level op.

Jerk off pros like me edge all day until they find that one satisfying video or post (FYI your post got the job done for me!)

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
ohhhh her breats so big when she nudes

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'll have a doodle, hold the dick plz

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dog the Builder posted:

Jerk off pros like me edge all day until they find that one satisfying video or post (FYI your post got the job done for me!)

Nice! Glad I could be of service. :patriot:

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
They added the Steam workshop to civ VI so I got some mods and am gonna play that.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Dave_Indeed posted:

These stupid bitches wanted to fight with my buddies until I rolled up tonight. I am a huge and large man with glistening strength muscles. Later, history will record that I gathered taco bell and ate it.

I could use more of this. I've got a whole lot of lotion and nowhere to go tonight. Can you maybe describe the eating of the taco bell with your great muscular arms, like mighty constrictor snakes?

VendaGoat posted:

Nice! Glad I could be of service. :patriot:

Oh, hey. Good to see you're back, Venda. When'd you get out of the slam?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

phasmid posted:

Oh, hey. Good to see you're back, Venda. When'd you get out of the slam?

Not that long ago. I couldn't resist the draw of a front page joke directly to the tax man.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

VendaGoat posted:

Not that long ago. I couldn't resist the draw of a front page joke directly to the tax man.

Glad of it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

everyone here is going crazy for the sexy OUT OF CONTROL beautiful breast ladies going wild

anything could happen when horny levels reach critical mass. my boner is over SEVEN THOUSAND



lol

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

phasmid posted:

I could use more of this. I've got a whole lot of lotion and nowhere to go tonight. Can you maybe describe the eating of the taco bell with your great muscular arms, like mighty constrictor snakes?

Sure. So I was getting an alcohol at the bar and came back to find that my buddy knocked over some kids' giant jenga game for lols and they made him clean it up. So he's like, sorry didn't know you were playing still, it would be cool if someone could give me a hand so I don't feel like such an rear end in a top hat.

Just then. I walk in and tear my loving shirt off.

I get up on the table in the middle of the patio and let out my war cry. "BRAAAAAWWW!!!!!" I bellow as rippling pecs mesmerize my foes.

Then I start doing karate. My enemies p much have peed their pants by now.

Girls are lathering me up with hot wing oil while I intensely flex and glare around the room.

Got a p big hog in my pants twitching around. Lots of people want to blow me. Probly should have worn two pairs of underpants to hide this dong but it rides on the winds of freedom tonight.

Having squashed the pending fist fight at the bar, I say goodbye and travel to Taco Bell. I order 2 chalupas, 1 naked chicken chalupa, and two soft tacos in case my doggos are hungry.

I gave some of my naked chicken to the puppers and ate the rest.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

"BRAAAAAWWW!!!!!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Dave_Indeed posted:

Having squashed the pending fist fight at the bar, I say goodbye and travel to Taco Bell. I order 2 chalupas, 1 naked chicken chalupa, and two soft tacos in case my doggos are hungry.

I gave some of my naked chicken to the puppers and ate the rest.

I am so loving turned on and hungry right now. Thank you.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Captain Yossarian posted:

What's a dickerdoodles

Pm me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm only like medium horny. :shrug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

everyone here is going crazy for the sexy OUT OF CONTROL beautiful breast ladies going wild

anything could happen when horny levels reach critical mass. my boner is over SEVEN THOUSAND



:five:

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
left please

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress off Gurf

Immaculate Darita
Feb 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
sKILLz *scratches the dj disk with left hand busts a gang hand sign bobs head FRANK LISI*

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Immaculate Darita posted:

sKILLz *scratches the dj disk with left hand busts a gang hand sign bobs head FRANK LISI*

hello good new poster

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
well, lets see it then

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

gently caress off Gurf

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

its heating up!!!!!!!!!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress off Gurf

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
hi nefairyous how are u?

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
you're all friggin dumb

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

tiltposter posted:

you're all friggin dumb

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
whats the tattoo?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Hustlin Floh posted:

I'm happy for u

thank you very much. come be a partyboy the gorgeous babes are waiting

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I'm 12 and what is this?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds like horny boy gonna play and have a lot of fun tonight. Way to go man.

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i like that posted:

Sounds like horny boy gonna play and have a lot of fun tonight. Way to go man.

yaaaaaaaah!!!? THANKS


i am super getting sexy supermodels to jack me. dot ... WITH THEI'RE PUSSIES

cummings are out of control

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